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Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by jobsat34(m): 8:34am On Sep 30, 2014 |
I dont even have to bother myself cos my wife wont watch a football match for a million naira... she would rather leave the house for you than to sit and watch.. but i know 2 ladies that would die for barca and chelsea respectively.. one of them love that 50million waste Torres like hell.. |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by Tokunbohkinibig: 8:36am On Sep 30, 2014 |
Women!!! Women!!! They r something else; special species. They won't let you be d moment you start watching football. They would start grumbling, going up and down like Ilèkè idi, asking you when was d last time you visited family's dentist, when was d last time you check your weight? Ve you called grannies to check on them and above all is this funny question they would ask you, hun, are we not suppose to do .................. (they put something that suit them in that space like going to Cinema or eating out) together today I mean like now cos it's getting dark? Some women would even support the opponent team just to get you upset, but shockingly you would take the same wifey to her world(cloud 10) few hours later and d same wifey who supported Arsenal against your own team - Chelsea would start asking you all sort of funny questions such as these: Wifey/girlfriend: Babe, I like blue jersey your team was wearing on the pitch d other time you know Hubby/boyfriend:oh really!!! You do? dat is amazing Wifey: yes i do. I ll be a Chelsea's supporter henceforth Hubby: oh nice one- look at her stylishly and just shake your head... And if you r caught shaking your head while she is patronising you, o boy!!! That is another Gobe entirely... 1 Like |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by npizoblack(m): 8:37am On Sep 30, 2014 |
Nice one |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by orgasticdance: 8:37am On Sep 30, 2014 |
Watching football with the woman is more fun to be perfectly honest even if she doesn't get the intricacies of the beautiful game. As a funny and livelier person than me, she picks on quirks that really lighten the mood in a way my man friends may not. |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by VoteOutPDPJona: 8:38am On Sep 30, 2014 |
SmellMyFart: Still funny. Though I first read this 10yrs agoYea! Read it a long while ago. Though still funny. |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by Revolva(m): 8:42am On Sep 30, 2014 |
so..how does this makes front page..sef i wonder |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by Nobody: 8:43am On Sep 30, 2014 |
I once asked my bro f Arsen Wenger s d owner of Arsenal bt now I knw d basis |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by Neldrizzy(m): 8:44am On Sep 30, 2014 |
Its very romantic, expecially wen ur team is winning... After the match, yu cool off with sex!!! |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by adonbilivit: 8:49am On Sep 30, 2014 |
but shey viewing center owners no go chop? |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by Nobody: 8:50am On Sep 30, 2014 |
Neldrizzy: Its very romantic, expecially wen ur team is winning... After the match, yu cool off with sex!!!hmmmmmmmn |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by Nkemimoh(f): 8:53am On Sep 30, 2014 |
Really funny |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by Neldrizzy(m): 8:54am On Sep 30, 2014 |
claireshan: hmmmmmmmnyou love it right? |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by simdam500(m): 8:57am On Sep 30, 2014 |
and how many times is this jokes goinna make fp... repetition of fp topic since 1818 |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by Tomceeno(m): 8:58am On Sep 30, 2014 |
Very funny |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by Endyrock(m): 9:00am On Sep 30, 2014 |
I still day laugh |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by Odunharry(m): 9:03am On Sep 30, 2014 |
dytbabe: Me: yes footy timebuhahahahah....no use laff kill me u want mk ur husband team lose....Shey 9ja ni bobo yen part got me rotflmao |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by buoye1(m): 9:03am On Sep 30, 2014 |
I no get wify......onli ma butufu GF |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by Odunharry(m): 9:03am On Sep 30, 2014 |
Some guys too can be annoying ehn D guy: Bros how fa? Na match them dey play? Me: Yes nau. Shebi na im u dey watch. D guy: Ok. Abeg who dey play? Me: Na im be dat na. Chelsea vs Man U. D guy: oh ok. Abeg who wear blue? Me: Na chelsea wear blue. D guy: owk who com wear red? Me: oooh c am nau, na man u. D guy: owk no vex. Ehm bros na 1st half abi second half. Me: chai guy na wa 4 u o. Na 1st half nau. C am, na 20 minutes bros. D guy: oh ok. Bros abeg wetin be scores? Me: come guy. Na 0-0 na. shebi na im we dey watch. D guy: oh oh oh ok 0-0. . Abeg who cum get zero? Those are sme silly questions that can make u weak |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by OkikiOluwa1(m): 9:05am On Sep 30, 2014 |
marieolae: Very true actuallyhm! If you be my woman, you go dey disturb me like that? Na fist I go take tear ya nose |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by zyzxx(m): 9:08am On Sep 30, 2014 |
d day I watched ball with a lady , ah I hear am.. No be small thing abegi |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by Babysho(m): 9:08am On Sep 30, 2014 |
wah man watches Saturday Sunday epl @ home? |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by allanphash7(m): 9:08am On Sep 30, 2014 |
Guy wetin i do u na? LWKMD OOOOOOOO dytbabe: Me: yes footy time |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by Jhayeahsam01(m): 9:10am On Sep 30, 2014 |
isn't a crime |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by dytbabe: 9:10am On Sep 30, 2014 |
Odunharry: Abi na When he said ololade I said that's a yoruba name Na so the guy shout say that's what dey call him Oxlade chambelin abi wetin he call am He will say, u don't know footy enuf, u better don't go out sayin all these Bt trust me, I love football, names no no no no no |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by IamUti: 9:10am On Sep 30, 2014 |
lmao |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by rigview: 9:13am On Sep 30, 2014 |
is all fun bcs i have experienced it a lot |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by Odunharry(m): 9:14am On Sep 30, 2014 |
dytbabe:that good....i guess Barca is ur no.1 sport team...cntact messi n neymar to play well cos i am thinking of playing a bet |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by dytbabe: 9:21am On Sep 30, 2014 |
Odunharry: Number 1 ever We rule spain Haters goan die Bt smtyms these boys jst ruins ones mood, I don't like to watch my match, jst scores I love to see either chelsea or Man u thrashed, its so much fun, I get all smiling and jumpy Anyday, anytime, gimme Barca Athletico too cos of diego simeone, bobo yen hawt Bayern, pep *kisses* |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by jennylove7575(f): 9:30am On Sep 30, 2014 |
I really enjoyed this thread it got me cracking my ribs..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...we need something like this more often on Nairaland..nice one |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by Odunharry(m): 9:31am On Sep 30, 2014 |
dytbabe:chaii...Na my Belove club(Man u) u dy beef like that o,chaii dnt worry,barca wont win today n i wont 4get to quote u after the match e be lyk u lyk cute coach.. Simeone na Agbero jo..can fight anybdy |
Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by handie(m): 9:33am On Sep 30, 2014 |
bros no vex o. But this joke don stale...... I no fit laugh put again |
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