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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by englishmart(m): 7:11pm On Oct 03, 2014
bestestgirl:
haha Smarta55
Ok here goes: I do not spend any precious time looking upon the recorded horrendous acting propagated by the clueless directors of the Nigerian Movie industry.
but you spend your time talking about their horrendous movies like you stated.

70% of Nigerians like our movies. South Africans prefer our movies to theirs, Jamaicans love our movies a lot. Sierra leonines like only our movies. 70% of English speaking African countries enjoy watching our movies a whole lot. So whether or not you like it, they smile to the bank with millions every month.

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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by osnova(m): 7:18pm On Oct 03, 2014
MAMA G GOES TO SCHOOL...AKI NA UKWA...PINGING SALON...NOLLYWOOD TURNING INTO BORINGWOOD
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Sarimah(f): 7:19pm On Oct 03, 2014
Oga at the top.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Nuezha(m): 7:22pm On Oct 03, 2014
englishmart: but you spend your time talking about their horrendous movies like you stated.

70% of Nigerians like our movies. South Africans prefer our movies to theirs, Jamaicans love our movies a lot. Sierra leonines like only our movies. 70% of English speaking African countries enjoy watching our movies a whole lot. So whether or not you like it, they smile to the bank with millions every month.

This is not about money.
The proceeds from their makeshift acting is no different from the proceeds from kidnapping.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by jayminJr(m): 7:23pm On Oct 03, 2014
1.The Aluu 4.
2. Obosi husband
3. burning kingdom (I no c one fire wey burn)
4. The dragon king ( d dragon animation, na disappointment).
5. Tears of a Virgin
6. okon and the evil girls
7. The wicked king (lyk say na lantern story books).
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by kazmanbanjoko(m): 7:26pm On Oct 03, 2014
Skelewu babes

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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Orikinla(m): 7:27pm On Oct 03, 2014
Sharon Stone.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by kazmanbanjoko(m): 7:30pm On Oct 03, 2014
Azonto babes undecided

yoruba women undecided

villages gangsters undecided

obama babes undecided

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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by simmieyoung(m): 7:33pm On Oct 03, 2014
See american movie title
The expendables
Transformers
The equalizer
Resident evil
Buh nigerians
Sade blade
olongbo iya ijebu
Aje niya won

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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Nobody: 7:33pm On Oct 03, 2014
Abbey2sam: The truth is that there are some Igbos who are bent on destroying the nigeria movie industry....


Though people like Kunle Afolayan and obi omeloyen are trying their best.

But igbos no go gree


Tribalist detected.

The same Igbo folks who pioneered the Industry.

But y don't sm ppl just Shut up if dey hv nutyn to say

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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by philclem(m): 7:34pm On Oct 03, 2014
....Nollywood,extinct since 1999
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by emmy02(m): 7:35pm On Oct 03, 2014
lepasharon: tear my bra

Bring am come
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by MrHenri: 7:38pm On Oct 03, 2014
Abuja connection
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by deblinks: 7:44pm On Oct 03, 2014
Hv u seen d poster of Ebola Malaria
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by englishmart(m): 7:49pm On Oct 03, 2014
Nuezha:

This is not about money.
The proceeds from their makeshift acting is no different from the proceeds from kidnapping.
of everything I posted, was it only the monetary aspect that you grabbed?

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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Joshuadon: 7:53pm On Oct 03, 2014
cat n rat
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by teeghurl(f): 7:57pm On Oct 03, 2014
joedejana: 'DIARIS GOD' disk 1; part A, part B
THE SAME MOVIE OO but different name.
"THIS THING THEY ARE DOING TO US" Disk 2; part A, part B.
grin grin grin grin grin grin
how about NA ONLY U WAKA COME part 1 n 2 grin grin
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by cooltobex(m): 7:59pm On Oct 03, 2014
moscobabs: I wrote jamb trice, so my mummy was worried
I had to leave home for unilorin to visit my friends
Along the line I had malaria and I was in their health centre
and I decide to call my mummy to inform her
Me; mummy e kaaro ma
Mum; bawo ni oko mi?
Me; mowa ni unilorin, am on admission
Mum; Eeeh, eleda mi ose omo mi ti ri admission
Me; Nooooo mummy malaria ni mo ni
Mum; Gaa, malaria course ni won fun e.. Kaa daada oo
Me; won ma discharge mi lola
Mum; olorun maje, 4yrs ni wa lo....... Pls don't laugh o.

Very funny. You try
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Gloria3389(f): 8:00pm On Oct 03, 2014
chibwike: Lol, i just remembered one now, EBOLA DOCTORS, like WTF....wats that.
I saw one poster today and I was like nolywoooooood.... titled EBOLA... a Yoruba film
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by bjt(m): 8:03pm On Oct 03, 2014
victorazy: I saw "Nairaland" grin

You mean our dear "Nairaland" shocked wink cheesy grin
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by cooltobex(m): 8:03pm On Oct 03, 2014
bestestgirl:
haha Smarta55
Ok here goes: I do not spend any precious time looking upon the recorded horrendous acting propagated by the clueless directors of the Nigerian Movie industry.

Excuse me bro, do not generalize. There are still very good, intriguing, suspense-filled, interestingly-scripted and well-interpreted-by-the-actors Nollywood movies.
A Place in the Stars (which I saw at a private screening), Figuring, Half of a Yellow Sun, Invasion 1894, Ije (to mention a few) are all Nollywood movies, and are worth watching. You are prejudiced in the thinking
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by cooltobex(m): 8:05pm On Oct 03, 2014
sulley:

grin grin grin grin

Bros your signature no be here o. I don't agree with it.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Gloria3389(f): 8:11pm On Oct 03, 2014
Abbey2sam: The truth is that there are some Igbos who are bent on destroying the nigeria movie industry....


Though people like Kunle Afolayan and obi omeloyen are trying their best.

But igbos no go gree
forget igbos.....90%of Yoruba movies tittles are hilarious.
azonto babes
kemi azonto
azonto... e.t.c
the one I saw these evening was EBOLA.... I was like shockedshockedshockedshocked
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Nobody: 8:12pm On Oct 03, 2014
Beyonce & Rihanna.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Lilimax(f): 8:12pm On Oct 03, 2014
Erotex: For those who are criticizing Nollywood
Take a look at Bollywood
Where robbers sing and dance before attack

Be satisfied with what you have
No one gonna love you, if u fail to love yourself
Appreciate your country efforts
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:14pm On Oct 03, 2014
samflexx: Ebola salt..
Ah!
Dem dan do d film already?
Nollycrap... Smh
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Ormorlehwah(f): 8:15pm On Oct 03, 2014
Dumebi the dirty girl
Dumebi the school girl
Igbo made
Dadubule...... Etc
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by sheylarhh(m): 8:18pm On Oct 03, 2014
Efo arugbo, baba blue, gucci babe, jelili, aje meta, okola lemerica etc
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by tuffgongjo(m): 8:22pm On Oct 03, 2014
englishmart: of everything I posted, was it only the monetary aspect that you grabbed?
Because the drift of your comment is about Money making.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by tuffgongjo(m): 8:24pm On Oct 03, 2014
cooltobex:

Excuse me bro, do not generalize. There are still very good, intriguing, suspense-filled, interestingly-scripted and well-interpreted-by-the-actors Nollywood movies.
A Place in the Stars (which I saw at a private screening), Figuring, Half of a Yellow Sun, Invasion 1894, Ije (to mention a few) are all Nollywood movies, and are worth watching. You are prejudiced in the thinking
The quality movies can be counted on "one hand".
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by nikkyshyne(f): 8:33pm On Oct 03, 2014
Emmysteve: EBOLA FEVER


TWITTER BABES
And there was nothing relating to twitter in the twitter babes movie. These Nigerian producers sha
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by macjonesiorkase(m): 8:34pm On Oct 03, 2014
the return of shakau" part 2

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