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My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by folawiyoma(m): 4:22pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
I have an encounter with a fraudulent female deaf and dumb this morning. I will like to share the experience with my nairaland folks especially the male. 11.55am this morning, I was seating in front of my office. When this pretty and light in complexion lady walk up to me. So I decided to ask what she want, but to my out most surprise she only give me a sign (meaning I can't talk). I decided to give her a pen and a book since I have it on my desk in the office. So we started chatting. Lady : I want to see you. Me : you can see me Lady: what I want to say, you will be angry but God , I am not telling lie. Me: will you like to sit down. Lady: yes. I brought out a chair. So we sat down and something was dancing in me that I have catch a fish for my self. Lady: my brother have accident and I need money to travel. Me: do you want me to give you money Lady: yes for God sake. Me : I will give you. You are pretty. Lady: thank you. You are handsome too. My joystick start developing grim grim. Me: do you know what they call love at first sight Lady: yes. Me: that is what I feel for you. Lady: thanks for the loving. A customer approach so I decided to give her 500h before attending to the customer. When I got back, she was still waiting. Chai that even make my joystick bigger. Loading ................ |
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by Nobody: 4:37pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
What kind of thread is this? 1 Like |
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by keandre: 4:38pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
[size=30pt]be fast[/size] |
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by Baddestguyp(m): 4:40pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
following |
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by uniqueren(f): 4:41pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
seriously?? I think I need a gun right now |
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by folawiyoma(m): 4:50pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Typing...... Omo I done enter one chance today. |
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by folawiyoma(m): 5:05pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Me: I want to be with you . Lady: write where she live and her phone number. But seriously, I done dey have kongi so I really wanted to smack a ass right away. Me: can you stay with me till I close Lady: I will text you tomorrow morning( asking for my number) Me: I started the flattering thing .but she insist tomorrow. Lady: tomorrow you will give me lot of money Me: sure now but you prove that you like me too. Lady: stood up and walk away with real and round ukwu. My joystick just no gree go down now but guys pray for me because I need luck as am looking forward to tomorrow morning. Make kongi no con kill me now. I will update you later. Tomorrow. 1 Like |
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by folawiyoma(m): 5:07pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
krall: What kind of thread is this? Super story |
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by StPete: 5:08pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Abeg, make sure say every details of the parole is documented. I can already feel the excitement building up |
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by MrCork: 5:10pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
folawiyoma: I have an encounter with a fraudulent female deaf and dumb this morning. ...see yor small head like baby donkey....so the lady is now deaf n dum simply becuz she reject u?. 1 Like |
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by folawiyoma(m): 5:16pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
MrCork: Think whatever you think. I already know am not taking advantage of her. Waiting for correct bleeping tomorrow. |
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by folawiyoma(m): 5:17pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
MrCork: Think whatever you think. I already know am not taking advantage of her. Waiting for correct bleeping tomorrow. |
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by folawiyoma(m): 5:19pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
uniqueren: seriously?? Did not do anything wrong. |
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by Millate01: 7:35pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
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