Mr president. Abeg, our federal roads no good oooo. As i dey travel for ileya, i use 3 hours for holdup just bcoz of bad roads. Abeg, we no go experience accident for this sallah (Amen). This is my eid il kabir message to mr president

micolaj: I love you (Mr. President) cos we share d same big nose ,one more thing, DON`T EXPECT MY VOTE IN 2015 COS I`M NOT VOTING FOR YOU

your vote + friends and family= nothing

sinokingz: Wetin concern us

oniranu nie

SavageGarden: Phurking Muslims

thanks ooo.
we appreciate d insult.
'scumbag

United we stand regardless of our religion no BH can bring us down even God knws d power of unity dats why he didnt allow d pple to build d tower of Babel. God bless us all

I have forgotten the last time I heard from idiots like you.... Do u feel happy mocking and throwing insult on other people's religion? Well I don't blame u! U need to go back and study correctly the what u belief in..... You are indeed a bastard. Fooooool!!

Arva: Hhmm....GEJ is becoming good and nice to the nation these days. Good messages, sudden triumph over shekau and his boys, pretending to show affection and care for nigeria..... 2015 elections on his mind.

That's true Bros.

Barka De Sallah to all my Muslim brothers and sisters. May we witness many more on earth, in good health. Ameen.


I pray to the Almighty Allah for a better Nigeria for all. I pray for that Good Govt that would pilot this country to the greater hight. Insha Allah. Ameen.

pelvicky: Surely GEJ is not a religion fanatic.

Gej till thy kingdom come

na wa o,bros na which one be religion fanatic?abeg o no kill us with grammar

ayukdaboss:
That's true Bros.

Bros ? I'm not a bros o. I'm a lady.

Arva:
Bros ? I'm not a bros o. I'm a lady.

Calm down

donnypool:

your vote + friends and family= nothing

I DON'T ALLOW WORDS TO HURT ME. What about you?

Waspy: GEJ is now addressing the nation on per sec billing....Well, Its a sign of good things to come.

na because of him erec_tion in 2015

micolaj: I love you (Mr. President) cos we share d same big nose ,one more thing, DON`T EXPECT MY VOTE IN 2015 COS I`M NOT VOTING FOR YOU

hahahahahahahaha wicked man

jericco1: I wonder if he composed all those things.

for where?na him speech writer write am for am and collect him pay

donodion: In1985, IBB was the president of Nigeria and our
teachers told us that Buhari was the former Head of
state.
Our teacher also called us "THE LEADERS OF TOMORROW".
27 years later, IBB and Buhari are still
contesting for Presidency.
Its either our teacher lied
to us about being the leaders of tomorrow, or tomorrow is yet to come. Who's fooling who?
In 1983, Bamanga Tukur was the Governor of the
defunct Gongola State (now Adamawa & Taraba) and
30 years later, he is today the Chairman of the ruling Party, The PDP;
Dr. Bello Halliru was a
commissioner in the Old Sokoto State (now Sokoto,
Kebbi & Zamfara) and 33 years after, he is today The Minister of Defence;
Major General David Mark(rtd)
was the military governor of Niger State in 1984
and 28years later he is today the Senate President;
Gov. Murtala Nyako was the governor of Niger State
in 1976 and 36years later he is today the Governor
of Adamawa State; Ogbonnaya Onu was governor of Abia State in 1992 and 20years after he is today the National Chairman of ANPP; Gov. David Jonah Jang was the governor of Benue State in 1985 and
27years after he is today the governor of plateau
state; and Martins Elechi the Ebonyi State Governor
is over 80 years old! Only in Nigeria is this possible,
where the youth of today have no hope into the
future! From strike in health sector, to the labour,
to judiciary, to Education and today our students are
home lavishing! Let Nigerian youths come to an
alliance and fight for the unborn. We can't continue
like this. Pass it to everyone if you believe in the
NIGERIAN DREAM.
Let us tell them
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
SHARE this till they see it. It’s a good place to start.
Giant of Africa.

Wow. I usually skip these things, but this really struck a chord. Stunning and disappointing observation.


My brothers and sisters, Nigeria is one of the youngest countries in the world, with a median age of [size=14pt]19.2[/size]. That's how HUGE our youth is! But the power is in the hands of the few and the old. Something is WRONG with that.

MissMeiya:

Wow. I usually skip these things, but this really struck a chord. Stunning and disappointing observation.


My brothers and sisters, Nigeria is one of the youngest countries in the world, with a median age of [size=14pt]19.2[/size]. That's how HUGE our youth is! But the power is in the hands of the few and the old. Something is WRONG with that.

definately sis.lets spread the awareness
The current crop of rulers irritates me amd that makes me despise them all...pdp..apc...ccc....ppp or whatever they decide to call themseleves.

sinokingz: Wetin concern us

we are nigerians,isn't that enough?

Arva: Hhmm....GEJ is becoming good and nice to the nation these days. Good messages, sudden triumph over shekau and his boys, pretending to show affection and care for nigeria..... 2015 elections on his mind.

was there anytime he wasn't nice towards the nation?

Suswam please pay our two months salaries to benue workers.we are suffering.

Black, white, yellow and brown, all are equal, may Allah accept it from everyone. Ameen, ‪#‎Hajj2014‬

IYANGBALI: for where?na him speech writer write am for am and collect him pay

is it a crime?

sirjohnson: Ok....Jonathan: Faking smiles and gestures since birth

A friend of mine calls him Badluck Ebola Jonadarft

i pray u and ur friends should be recognise but i doubt if such will happen

Jane was called by an Unknown number.
UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
JANE: Yeah.
UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your dad. I’m coming so that you’ll tell me when you grew horns!
Next five minutes later, another Unknown caller.
UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
JANE: No.
UNKNOWN: I see you don’t love me. I’m your boyfriend.
JANE: Oh Sweet heart, I love you. I thought it was my stupid Dad!.................... continue http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=134

Ekiseme: is it a crime?

get lost I don't have your time

platz:
nd what is the meaning of ifa

your grandfather should know better so ask him

didadavid: I hate it when he smiles

ARE U A SADIST

Until GEJ confirm the death of Boko harram leader. Until then, I will start taking ur words serious. Coward !

Very simple thing mr Presido!

@ kushstalin, for u to call Islam yeye religion shows that u are a religion fanatic and overzealous fellow who lack manner, learn how to respect other faiths.

Let me also use this opportunity to wish all the Muslim faithfuls a happy eid-el-kabir and like bro Jonah said to all those still in the holy land.. Have a safe journey back home and don't forget my own share of the ram.

like propheth like followers, every muslim is a potential threat to human existence!