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The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by bunmioguns(m): 6:10pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
After two years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase, no commendation and that the company is not doing anything about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told the HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; "My friend, you have not worked here for even one day." The man was surprised but the manager went on to explain: MANAGER: How many days are there in a year? MAN: 365 days and some times 366. MANAGER: How many hours make up a day? MAN: 24 hours. MANAGER: How long do you work in a day? MAN: 8am to 4pm i.e. 8 hours a day. MANAGER: So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? MAN: (he did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3) One-third. MANAGER: That is nice, what is one- third of 366 days? MAN: 122 (1/3 * 366). MANAGER: Do you come to works on weekends? MAN: No sir. MANAGER: How many days are there in a year that are weekends? MAN: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days. MANAGER: Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many do you have now? MAN: 18 days. MANAGER: OK! I do give you two weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left, how many days do you have remaining? MAN: 4 days. MANAGER: Do you work on New Year day? MAN: No sir! MANAGER: Do you come to work on workers day? MAN: No sir! MANAGER: So, how many days are left? MAN: Two days sir! MANAGER: Do you work on Independence day? MAN: No sir! MANAGER: Do you work on Christmas day? MAN: No sir! MANAGER: So, how many days left? MAN: None sir! MANAGER: So what do you need a promotion for? We should even be sacking you! 142 Likes 42 Shares |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by lekezino(m): 6:46pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
� 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by philo3(m): 7:21pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
rotfl... it funny n u knw it |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by aboyaji(m): 11:26pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Thumbs up 1 Like |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by Justice2008(m): 12:22am On Oct 04, 2014 |
Hmmmmm smart manager....but d trick he played was to divide 365 by 3 b4 subtracting d public holds and wkends....he should av subtracted d public holidays and wkends from 365days first b4 dividing d remaining by 3 76 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by Lagusta(m): 1:10pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Well, thats why its better to be paid per hour.... But this deserves front page... Dani1luv where art thou?? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by bunmioguns(m): 7:27pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Lagusta: Lol.. and you think dani is still existing? the guy is busy with yabaleftonline |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by Lagusta(m): 7:41pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
bunmioguns: then we need a new moderator... Its as simple as that!!! I'll nominate you asap!!! Cc: seun |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by bunmioguns(m): 8:57pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Lagusta: Lol.... me? I have not being regular in this section....the regular poster would fits in better in the position thanks for the kind gesture |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by ggrin(f): 7:55am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Lmfao Badoo baddest boss ever liveth |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by NaLaugh: 7:56am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Funny conversation Since it is geared at humor, we'll ignore the flawed logic. 14 Likes |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by ogbenicodes(m): 7:56am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by Guykhena(m): 7:56am On Oct 05, 2014 |
bunmioguns: Sharp manager 14 Likes |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by korel9: 7:56am On Oct 05, 2014 |
What can I say? I'll say GO TO CHURCH! |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by Beehshorp(m): 7:56am On Oct 05, 2014 |
lol...funny... happy super Sunday fellas |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by bensowe(m): 7:56am On Oct 05, 2014 |
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Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by Heyliesha(m): 7:57am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Nothing o |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by Ghanamustgo(m): 7:57am On Oct 05, 2014 |
K |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by ifaoni(m): 7:58am On Oct 05, 2014 |
gud one. |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by adora4u1: 7:58am On Oct 05, 2014 |
So what would the HR Manager say to someone who is unemployed? |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by Nobody: 7:59am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Lemme read before commenting |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by Nobody: 8:00am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Whts d meaning of cunny? Op u meant cunning? |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by datguru: 8:00am On Oct 05, 2014 |
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Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by joedejana(m): 8:00am On Oct 05, 2014 |
He should have taken the weekends from the 365/366 days....and not the one-third. 2 Likes
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Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by odepacy: 8:01am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Wow wot a tru talk hia |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by piagetskinner(m): 8:01am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Lol...truly cunning |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by Nobody: 8:01am On Oct 05, 2014 |
The thunder that will fire that Manager..... Is doing press-up in Mushin 7 Likes |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by bitterpenis(m): 8:01am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Seen |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by austinbrown: 8:02am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Rubbish post, the boss dey sleep for office ni? |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by Nobody: 8:03am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Doesn't make sense in the real sense of it. |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by born2boink(m): 8:03am On Oct 05, 2014 |
I will send the manager to early grave. If spiritualist can do the magic, I will find alternatives way |
Re: The Cunning Human Resources Manager. What Can You Say To This? by SirHouloo(m): 8:04am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Entrepreneurship always the best |
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