1. Deleted Their Search History.

2. When writing a comment on a female's facebook page, re-read it over and over so it's not dumb!

3. Fantasized about their female friends, some even take it as far as their woman's friends!

4. Googled the length of their manhood to be sure it's good enough.

5. Blow nose into their hands in the shower.

6. While pee-ing tried to cover the entire water in the wc with their pee bubbles.

7. Take off their underwear and kick it up their hands like they Chuck Norris

8. Watch romantic comedies alone, so no one can notice they emotional too.

9. Look at their poo when they finish.

10. Aim their pee above toilet water so people'll not hear the sound that they pee-ing!

Top 10 Things Every Woman Does, But Will Totally Deny!

1. Meet a nice, cute guy and immediately start checking if her name rhymes with his surname (last name).

2. Own plenty bras but wear the one that makes her breasts the most attractive most times.

3. Buy clothes, accessories and more to feel better, but eventually realise she doesn't need them.

4. Have over 24 hours to get ready, but do everything the last minute and end up late.

5. Secretly cry when watching amazing proposal videos online and wish it was her.

6. Oh! She's wearing trousers? It's likely she forgot to shave her legs.

7. Pretends she's the hot, amazing host of a great show and even pretend to have won awards.

8. Say the opposite of what she is actually thinking.

9. She says she needs advice for a friend in a situation, when she is actually the one.

10. Deny all the list above, but know within her that they are all true.

Hahaaaaaa dem al tru boy!

solazo:
1. Deleted Their Search History.

2. When writing a comment on a female's facebook page, re-read it over and over so it's not dumb!

3. Fantasized about their female friends, some even take it as far as their woman's friends!

4. Googled the length of their manhood to be sure it's good enough.

5. Blow nose into their hands in the shower.

6. While pee-ing tried to cover the entire water in the wc with their pee bubbles.

7. Take off their underwear and kick it up their hands like they Chuck Norris

8. Watch romantic comedies alone, so no one can notice they emotional too.

9. Look at their poo when they finish.

10. Aim their pee above toilet water so people'll not hear the sound that they pee-ing!

11. After taking a poo. Stand up and pee(use d piss as a laser to slice the shit into two

These are just like the normal things every normal guy should do. The list is 99.9% correct.

Lies

Aim their pee above toilet water so people'll not hear the sound that they pee-ing!
Especially when girls are in the house...

fat lies

Ndi ara aa sef

... True

tomiobj:

11. After taking a poo. Stand up and pee(use d piss as a laser to slice the shit into two

This one is Disgusting... No one does that....it's only YOU.
THEY WILL RATHER PEE WHEN THEY POO. TO EMULATE GIRLS STYLE

9. She says she needs advice for a friend in a
situation, when she is actually the one.

Everyone is guilty of this one regardless the gender!

Delete search history? I swear I dunno about dat.

No 9 for ladies... we have them here plenty on nairaland.

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joedejana:

This one is Disgusting... No one does that....it's only YOU.
THEY WILL RATHER PEE WHEN THEY POO. TO EMULATE GIRLS STYLE

. Naa according to south park. Everyone does it. And I do it

Not entirly true