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Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by Nobody: 2:17pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Nairaland rap battle section presents Battle of Muzanga :::: Geoxpress vs Elymaxiiimus Voting Criteria : Opener Rhymes Similes/ Metaphor Punchlines Personals Flow Wordplay Closer Rules -24 lines - Deadline is 7pm (Nigerian time) on Sat 4th Oct 2014. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - A no-show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments. - Voting is open to regular members only. Best of luck!!!
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Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:29pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
****maxiimus**** |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:51pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Geoxpress. I see you viewing.. Are you ready? |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by ELYMAXiimus(m): 4:01pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
*He's name's geoffery AKONye *a member of tha phoenix..... *graph is a greek word meaning "describe" Diss @ geoxpress testing 1 2 3 word! goe is a f@g . . . Commando rider/ it ain't no cypher/ when nigs take rounds on him . . . . . . like rapbattle rivals/ Cos we see niggas go rough on xpress . . . . . like danfo drivers/ I stab his thighs with a tumbler/ for flirting with guys, which ain't proper/ last time . . . the f@g gave a smile to a cobbla/ look, if you see a Gee eye geo . . . ............It's not the rise of a cobra/ how he gon laugh me?/ he can't use my pers to show he's crafty/ if he goes greek . . . It's to classes/ cos it's a subject . . . when you see geo graph e/ with flows badly/ i attack n blow him with strafe/ or hang the foe with thick scaffs/ cos the flow he spit's trash/ Ah 'ont need to see a long neck . . . ........... to know this G raff/ he's weak! He wish he's got the strength/ to finish me off with pen/ but real sickness got him tensed/ the match . . . with his recent opponent/ buttressed . . . Geo's been battling "illness" since . . . . . . . . God knows when/ when i throw punch with full/ force . . . The blow floors the bull/ . . . . . But he lacks the thinking to drop me, fool/ no principle, his flow's horrible/ so i'mma bash his head on rocks . . . . .............. Just to make this geo logical/ i have the tactic/ to beat n slap the f.aggit/ if he rants, i'll jab the wack with/ fists, till his life is at risk/ so if hin dad n aunties/ sey geo dey sick . . . No be mathematics/ he'll stop ranting he's d0pe/ n start parking his load/ from hipHOP, when i come spanking the toad/ but, if he thinks he cool nd smart with the flow/ i'mma splash hot bitumen on xpress . . . Like i'm tarring a road/ he claims he's fly, that he's phoenix/ so he could flap with the wings/ to tresspass his limits/ but if he lands on my rope . . . Nd dances with it/ with it, i'll hang the ni.twit/ geo is dumb like flash is/ i leave him with burns n rashes/ when i come with oil n matches/ till he's gone n vanished/ nd if i blew myelf to dust n splashes/ he still wouldnt be reborn from ma ashes/ ....... The bum's asthmatic/ he's a flop contester/ he should stop to pester/ cos when he crossed the elder/ he couldnt duck to shelter/ as krone beat xpress thoroughly . . .. . . ........... Like chibok protesters/ someone tell this hommie, flee n run/ cos when my loaded fist is swung/ he drops chronically with one/ hit . . . But If he feel's he's strong/ i beat him!!! till he hides behind my bars . . . . Sobbing with a song/ "i'm locked up don't let me out" ........... ............... Geoffery is akon/ ****maxiimus**** word!!! 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by Geoxpress(m): 5:38pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
1. Check his profile, he said "my life is a novel" 2. "To carry someone for head" is to hate. He hates Iam. And........I haven't been battling Illness. It was the judging that delayed. Tnks ...........Before anything, knw I'm not patient pls/and I've slain plenties/so u could still run. .but if u waste a minute....I won't hesitate to kill this 'ely. . .man' cus I hate 'ancient niggs!!' .........Nobody loves max/and that's a strong fact/he also got no lovers/all he does is 'carry Iam for head' day nd night. .more than the rates of steady 'hawkers'!!/ ...........I've got no conscience. .plus/i'm gon' break his bones to tha extent his families won't be able 2 collect corps/then after that I'd kill 'maxi. . .mum' lik coming with my strongest force!/ ...........Once my sword is out, the dude dies/i'd scatter his skulls. .batter the bros. .cus I'm the rude type/and since he's claiming 'Boss' I'd aim for his sight. . .shoot, and kill the 'Bulls eye!!' (bos) ...........Max shoulda practiced/befoe facing a dude as me/and yl I scatter skulls......in erri of his battles, dude tends 2 'die pass' its obvious the 15 year old boy still use napkins!!/ .........I heard he flawed, nd got glory/that he batterd peeps coastly/1st I was like wow. . .but I wondered how........then I checked ur prof' nd it says "my life is a novel" so its clear, those are just stories!/ ..........Dude can never best my level/i'd be the leader, when I behead you!/and u aint fit 2 be 'paired' with me, cus fyh has already molested you!!/ ...........No need 2 beat him lik I'm batista/or eat him lika canibal/cus I'mma just call 1 of my Zoo keepers/and have 'lymax' taking 2 the Zoo. . Cus he really is an 'animal'!/(limax) .........Y'all would see hw I kill the bro. .hommie/and like fish bones, dude would go bonning!/but I'd shove a knife in him, and like 'clichè tales' Elymax would be 'old story!!/ ...........Him saying he would beat me, caused a riot/but even if he's 'stearing at me' badly, dude can't 'drive on!'/but wen I 'drive this plane verse' I'd have him 'crashed' lik some reckless pilots!!/ Note:- there are other wordplays in the verse.....I only highlighted those two. Sorry for the inconvenience. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by ELYMAXiimus(m): 6:41pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Geoxpress:. |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by Nobody: 8:19pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
open for votes... Tag: Coogar Guykhena Limerick Ibime Yeyenatu Giyaz Elvisonjack2 gottoboy Warriblood Jigsawkiller Wrongturn Ckushy emaprince ojoawo thunderstorm Testerfuze mikuz geoxpress Heywhizzy illness captainflash YoungDaNaval kr0ne gottoboy |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by GIYAZZ(m): 9:03pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Lagunna, tag me with Giyazz, not Giyaz. Thanks. MVGT: Elymaxiimus |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by kr0ne(m): 9:31pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Opener- - Tie (Elymax could have taken this but that concept has been played before in another way) Rhymes- - Elymax (overall his rhymes were better) Similes/ Metaphor - - Tie Punchlines - - Elymax (he was just a little bit better in this criterion) Personals - - Geo (I must confess, Geo took this part. The carry Iam for head alone is hilarious and remarkable) Flow- - - Tie Wordplay - - Elymax (it's Geo's Limax and maximum against Elymax's giraffe, geography and geodesic....the GI Joe and diaper are forced) Closer- - Nil (I expected direct shots like the openers) Mvgt - Elymax! |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by Geoxpress(m): 10:23pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Kr0ne maybe u didn't notice..but. There's 'cliche' early man.......and other wordplays. |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:29pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Geoxpress:smh... I also got complaints. But i reserved them till after voting's concluded. You should do same, pls............. |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by Geoxpress(m): 10:36pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
ELYMAXiimus:Ok |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by Ksslib(m): 11:11pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Opener----- Tie. Max's was better but the idea is similar to others Geo has been hit with in prior battles. Rhymes----- ely Simile/ metaphor----- tie Punchlines---- Ely Personals------ Geo gat this. That carry for head ish was very creative Flow---- tie Word play---- Ely. Both playes eachs names but his, I liked more. Closer---- tie Mvgt----- Ely |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by Geoxpress(m): 11:14pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Hmm..........he's won then. Lagunna |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by GIYAZZ(m): 11:25pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Your votes would be appreciated here pls. www.nairaland.com/1933119/battle-immortals-giyazz-vs-iamaromolaeran |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:46am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Are we done here?..... Lagunna. |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by Nobody: 8:20am On Oct 05, 2014 |
ELYMAXiimus:Maxi u up for a spar with me? |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:30am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Illness:no! |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by Nobody: 9:21am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Yeah, I think we are done here..Body bag thingz ELYMAXiimus Wins |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by gottoboy(m): 10:18am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Ely won this Bout |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by JigsawKillah(m): 11:43am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Lagunna Its JigsawKillah not killer |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by Nobody: 11:49am On Oct 05, 2014 |
JigsawKillah: Oga carpenter I don hear.. How u dey? |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by Geoxpress(m): 12:20pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Lagunna:Lmao! Max.......we can rematch later. |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by Nobody: 12:24pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
ELYMAXiimus:Why? |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:42pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Illness:cambridge question |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by Nobody: 5:08pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
ELYMAXiimus:Nevermind I understand! You scared |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by ELYMAXiimus(m): 5:54pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Illness:aiit. |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by Ibime(m): 7:29pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Max wins though the Ely man pun from Geo was nice. 2 Likes |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by XPECIAL007: 8:01pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Ibime:......yO sire Ibime waddup...? .....lets kick 30-LINES wat do u say.? |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by captainflash(m): 4:33pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
elymax . . .u'r m@d for including my nick in ur drop,. . here's my vote. . opener-geo flow--elywack personal-tie rhyme-gen aoc--elywack,vgt-elywack. . tfu if u ever put my nick am0ng ur lines again. .f@g |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by captainflash(m): 4:34pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
elymax . . .u'r m@d for including my nick in ur drop,. . here's my vote. . opener-geo punch-geo personal-tie rhyme-gen aoc--elywack,vgt-elywack. . tfu if u ever put my nick am0ng ur lines again. .f@g |
Re: Battle Of Muzanga: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiiimus by ELYMAXiimus(m): 6:57pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
Lol.. Sorry bro. I was only being creative. Nothing personal. Am i forgiven? Captainflash |
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