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+++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by mikuz(m): 6:57pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 20 lines. - Deadline is 9pm, Friday 2 October 2015. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by Nobody: 8:20pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by mikuz(m): 8:25pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Muhdg post and I ll follow suit. |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by mikuz(m): 8:36pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Diss @ MuhdG . . You softer than egg yolk and pap/ just accept that you wack/ and prevent this reckless attack/ . . cos you lag behind your fellows in rap/ I could nail a stack of cards to the back of your skull and you still won't be ahead of the pack!/ I spit flows that's crazily felt/ but he lacks faith in himself/ no wonder Laykorn took him to school like a baby in creche/ . . but this fight ll see the animal get laid in a bench/ cos I'm bringing this mad moose L . . . till voters call him a Lady in French!/ He still won't have the form if he had to seek admission/ I ll eat him up like there's cancer in his system/. . but he ll see an heartless demolition/ when I have my ammunition/ . . blast him to space[i/] till 'M see [i]Galaxy'. . . Afrobeat musician!/ He thought he's outstanding/ till I let the rounds blast him/ And he ll switch address when I send missiles that'll leave his house crashing/ cos one blast from my loud cannon/ . . will see him running from where he sleeps till he change Chambers . . like Wenger against Southampton!!/ I might just get him blazed in broad daylight when I blow his tops/ Leave him dumb, found dead till his family phone the cops/ But since I'm battling an incompetent chap, I'll just bring witty punchlines to Murder Mook . . like Loaded Lux!!/ I'm smooth with the guns/ Dressed to the nines, got a tech tucked in ma Louis Vuitton/ I'm ready to shoot till his gone/ Cos this aaboki claims he's making bold decisions, when gripping mad cows is the only time he takes the bull by the horn!/ After his defeat to with Laykay/ his repute went south like a trip to S.A/ he's better off scripting essays/ but since the mallam lives in Gombe/ . . My fire ll make him flee, till he starts running from the northeast . . like River Benue!!/ It's slaughter I'm serving/ . . so I ll make this nigga from the North, end even if he's balling for Preston/ His death ll put his mum in depression/ . . cos the cuts from my saw ll leave Murd red . . Arthurs murderer in Merlin! Your girl play games like Boston Celtics/ . . cos every nigga has entered the shawtys cervix/ but I got the kinda ccocck she relish/ . . We bed everywhere, I even sexed her at the border . . customs service!/ I just killed this minion/ Technical knockout, the Unanimous victory is revealing/ But if he disputes, I rip him in two, so voters can give me the win through a split decision! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by Nobody: 8:57pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Hey mik Catch this ////////As i walked in The Wind blowing, muhdG started a hurricane/ Not an easy pass, am like a police baricade/ If mik prove strong head, thinking he got accolades/ I'll throw Punches to his fore head, till its like the cockpit of an aeroplane/ F.uck being a rookie, i should be ruling/ Make mik my joker coz he got cracks like an old building/ If he fails, make him my palace goat, no kidding/ I hate goats so i 'point and kill' him, like its a 'super story'/ Man, in this sh!t am spitting, you can't keep up, So stay down/ like it boko haram in here/ You panting with your tongue out like a dog/ I wrest it out, go home and kidnap your mum/ I can say we speak same language, coz i have your 'mother, tongue,'/ My punches make him sick, and he'd be busy with his meds/ And if he needs aids, i'd send a girl with hiv to infect the pest./ Nothing in his life to show for/ So i give him ma keys n make him my chauffeur/ If he claim he hot, its coz i set him up in flames/ He is a 'mod tho', but his raps still never brought him fame/ He came in thinking he'd not concede defeat/ But with the hurricane i caused, the kid prolly don dey sh!t/ i would have given him my hand to shake, but i don't respect the kid/ I'll rather he emulate GEJ and accept 'the feet'/ #piss 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by mikuz(m): 9:08pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Open for votes : |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by Iceskidd(m): 9:50pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Mikuz you wicked o.
Mvgt-mik |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by Nobody: 10:18pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
i would have called this a TIE if Muhdg landed his punchlines properly or rhymed better than he did. I wonder why Mikuz was doing Nameflips with mook. Muhdg doesn't sound in anyway like moose..do you have a Japanese accent? MVGT - Mikuz [for better rhymes & punchlines] |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by mikuz(m): 10:21pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
darkenedrebel: I did not do moose with Muhdg. Lol!!!!!! |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by sinizia: 10:51pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Tight brawl. . . Will be back with my verd. Modified: Muhdg, you didn't come prepared. Your bars/quatrains weren't even complete. You got the ideas but didn't maximize them to devastating effect. You tied only the closer, Mikuz got the rest. MGVT: Mikuz. BTW, Mikuz, "Mad moose L" was forced to rhyme with "Mademoiselle". |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by Nobody: 10:58pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
mikuz: it was my phone's autocorrect.. I meant to say Mook |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by llaykorn: 11:32pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
MVGT - mikuz MuhdG, I don't understand why you didn't utilize to the maximum. You had a few bars less than mikuz. |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by CaptAwesome(m): 11:37pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
MGVT - Muhdg |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by mikuz(m): 4:08am On Oct 03, 2015 |
darkenedrebel:I didn't do that either. |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by Nobody: 6:24am On Oct 03, 2015 |
CaptAwesome your vote is nullified. Now swerve 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by Nobody: 6:32am On Oct 03, 2015 |
llaykorn:He said 20lines. And i took it literally. I was even thinking my lines were too much |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by Nobody: 6:33am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by llaykorn: 7:29am On Oct 03, 2015 |
MuhdG:Oh no! 20 lines means 10 bars. |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by Nobody: 7:30am On Oct 03, 2015 |
llaykorn:. . . Well. Thnx |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by Nobody: 7:53am On Oct 03, 2015 |
mikuz: so why did you say you'd murda Mook like loaded lux? |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by Nobody: 7:54am On Oct 03, 2015 |
MuhdG: hehe.. 20 lines here = 10 quatrain or stanzas.. |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by Nobody: 7:58am On Oct 03, 2015 |
darkenedrebel:Thanks man |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by mikuz(m): 8:39am On Oct 03, 2015 |
darkenedrebel: Check the build up, I said "since I'm fighting an incompetent chap . .." Google the meaning of Mook. Double entendre : Bring punchlines to Murda Mook like loaded lux. Explanation : In Murda Mook vs Loaded Lux, Loaded Lux brought punchlines to Murda Mook, true or false? Bring punchlines to Murder Mook - Mook means a stupid or incompetent person. In other words, Bring punchlines to murder an incompetent person. The only nameflips I did were MC Galaxy and Mordred. How can I do Muhd red with Mordred and still go ahead and do Mook with Muhd? |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by Nobody: 8:51am On Oct 03, 2015 |
mikuz: I know what Mook means..the bar doesn't make sense, & the play is forced it's not grammatically correct. it's supposed to be - I'll bring punchlines to Murder this Mook. you can't omit the adjective just because you wanna Wordplay.. that's like saying - I'll bring punchlines to Murder fool.. instead of saying - I'll bring punchlines to murder this fool.. I hope you get it? 2 Likes |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by mikuz(m): 9:26am On Oct 03, 2015 |
darkenedrebel: It's correct, rapwise, since its a metaphor and a noun that describes Muhdg as an incompetent person. Same thing as saying I'll bring punchlines to murder Muhdg - that's why you have set ups. Is 'this' an adjective? Stop nitpicking a sleek wordplay, none of your puns are even better than this one. 1 Like |
Re: +++++++ Road To Kings Tournament : Mikuz Vs Muhdg +++++++ by mikuz(m): 9:37am On Oct 03, 2015 |
It's funny how you nitpick other peoples puns when yours are worse of. But Ibime's Father? Is Con artist.. & a sordid coon/ Your father's thethiefnot mine...& I got solid proof/ Cos your Dad's like theGreen Archer.....A notorious crook....Known for Robbing Hoods!/ Since when does Rubin Hood become Robbing hoods? Wordplay maestro how where did the 's' come from? |
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