I need to get the US President-Elect Barack Obama to Okija in Anambra State to go take a hot bubble bath (, Ngige, you know how we do) after 2 years of electioneering and a pending hand-over. Now, we have to insulate (Odeshii) the new guy against "you know whom" and "you know what".

Abeg who knows him well enough to invite him for the nocturnal bath, NIGERIAN STYLE!

Logistics urgently needed: A cutlasses, kolanuts, big black drum, calabash, a nicely weeded bush path, drugs to silence the paparazzi and a Kenya Ghana-Must-Go bag. [

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