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Real Quotes by eplazza(m): 4:15pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
(1)Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872) (2)He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela(1973) (3)He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) (4)Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900) (5)Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) (6)He who refuses to regard agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist -Martin Luther King jnr (1788) (7)Any man who drinks Yoyo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899) ( ![]() allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893) (9)He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) (10)No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013). visit www.e-plazza.tk to enjoy more 1 Like |
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