7 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANK
1) The MAT customer: He comes to the
bank with mat/bed/pillow for
everyone to sleep on(delaying us for more
than 45mins)with huge
amount of money he has brought in for
deposits and u start blaming
urself, God why did I queue behind dis
man? he makes people with
lesser amount of money like 3k depositors
or withdrawals start
asking God why do bad things happen to
good people.they start
begging him bros abeg na 3k I wan
pay ,let dem attend to me.
2) The Pen Borrowers: They are always in
the bank,common pen dey
won't have. This people are very
dangerous, once u borrow them the
pen, u might find it difficult to identify
them, At a bank in #
Nigeria,once someone tells u "can I have ur
pen" Believe me, that is
the last time u will see that Pen.
3)The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately
they enter the bank, even
before taking d slips(withdrawa l or
deposit) all they do is to know
the last person and u hear them saying,i
am @ ur back. if care is not
taking 8people can tell u "I dey ur
back",then at the end of the
day,they cause confusion (na me dey hin
back , I don't tell am, I was
here before u blah blah)
4) The No protocol team: These kind of
people don't obey the first
come ,first serve slogan, they are mouthed
in the bank,immediatel y
they come in, they just walk up to the
cashier or manager,he ask
them to sit down and within 5 mins they
have completed there
transactions while u still dey dere dey look
like mumu for queue.(God
punish devil)
5) The Bank Door rejectees: These people
will always have a problem
with the bank door,then u see dem
removing their belts,car
keys,mobile phones etc and yet the
machine keeps shooting "pls go
back" my bros next time come to bank
Unclad,he go allow u in.
6)The slip wasters : These kind of people
can waste slip for africa,to
fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na
jamb questions, u see them
canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking
another one. To write
common 3780 naira in words na gobe.
Even the so called
undergraduates are found wanting in this
scenario.
7) The exile men: These people usually
behave like dem no dey this
world since 2 years,they will always be
asking for today's date,even
after telling them the correct date, they will
ask someone else again. I
tire for these people

LMAO

You left out one important group, the womanizing accountants that flirt with every cute gal.....they'll delay customers just to collect number. ....even go extra lengths to help the gal

Hahaha ...or the womanizing male bank tellers

davdandam:
You left out one important group, the womanizing accountants that flirt with every cute gal.....they'll delay customers just to collect number. ....even go extra lengths to help the gal

The ones that annoy me most are those that see you standing in the queue and then they tell you they are at your back. I'll be like WTF! Hw does dat concern me?!

youngpol:
7 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANK

2) The Pen Borrowers: They are always in
the bank,common pen dey
won't have. This people are very
dangerous, once u borrow them the
pen, u might find it difficult to identify
them, At a bank in #
Nigeria,once someone tells u "can I have ur
pen" Believe me, that is
the last time u will see that Pen.

lmao... I av neva went 2 a bank with a pen, bt funny enuf i return with one, not dat i wanted it 2 be lyk dat, bt weneva i borrow a pen, i fail 2 recognise d owner nd d owner fails 2 recognise me.

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