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Ijebu People by herinolah(m): 2:07pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
1. Only Ijebu people sell Ticket to their wedding party 2. Its only in Ijebu that Christmas Decorations would remain till Easter 3. Ijebu people will never say “DO NOT URINATE HERE”, they will say “URINATE HERE AND LOSE YOUR CHILD 4. A Typical Ijebu Woman goes to party Thrice on a saturday. 5. Arsene Wenger was born in Oke Agbo in Ijebu Igbo 6. Only an Ijebu man will speak yoruba to a white man and he will understand. Jazz things 7. A typical Ijebu boy saves his money for Garri and trek to school 8. Only in Ijebu shop you go see “Meatpie: ₦150, With Gen: ₦200″ 9. The fart of an Ijebu man travels 200km/h 10. Only an Ijebu man sells fairly-used Chicken during christmas 11. An Ijebu-man will never forget to ask for his ‘change’ no matter how little it is..after sending you on an errand 12. Garri Ijebu – Tested and Trusted since 1960 13. Ijebu boys know more INCANTATIONS than BIBLE VERSES 14. Its only Ijebu people that will fall sick and start vomiting garri ijebu 15. The smell of Raw Ponmo Ijebu can bring a dead person back to life. 16. Ikokore (An Ijebu Delicacy) can be used to cure HIV/AIDS 17. When God said “Let there be light” It was an Ijebu man that said “Up Nepa 18. A Typical Ijebu Man sprays all his Money at a Party and Treks home 19. Golden Morn is good, Corn Flakes is better. But at the mention of IJEBU GARRI every Flake must bow 20. A typical Ijebu Boy be like:- Ijebu Boy: How much for moin-moin? Seller: ₦130.. Ijebu Boy: Last Price.. Seller: ₦100.. Ijebu Boy: Ok, giv me just “moin” ₦50......I hail ijebu people oooo, 1 Like |
Re: Ijebu People by victor2008(m): 2:14pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
its seems u high on something,all ur facts are baseless ,u just a ass |
Re: Ijebu People by ayanbaba2(m): 3:00pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
@op... U yourself must be very high on top the ijeburian garri & kuli(akaræ) ogbomoso... Na only them waka stay in this country |
Re: Ijebu People by eluquenson(m): 3:21pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
I will sum it up as "an idle mind" this epistle makes no sense, BTW @op how old are you? |
Re: Ijebu People by zainharb: 3:26pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Op U tink its funny ehn? Wat lil mentality u av SMH |
Re: Ijebu People by zomby(m): 5:23pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
@OP May I please ask you which part of Nigeria are you from? I'm just curious... |
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