Dear Future Wife,
Here are 12 commandment you must keep when I finally take you to the alter. Failure to keep these commandment will be accompanied with great consequences.
1. I wouldn't wanna turn my home to court of law where people points out who is right or wrong, i will only involve you in the decision making like in partnership but my say is
final, no argument sweetie.
2. Dont forget you are only the 2nd in command, so when i'm away you take charge of our home, when i'm back you hand over immediately, no delay.
3. When i'm scolding any child, you allow me finish, dont ever use my child, it is ours not yours.
4. I believe in your decision, if you have rebuked any child
don't report him or her to me again, no child shall be punished twice for one offence no matter how grievous the offence is.
5. Thou shall not correct me in the presence of the kids,
except its done with humor.
6. You shall not be a banker, I repeat, you shall not be a
banker, i dont want my kids calling maid mummy. Saturday and sunday must be work free day, or you quit the Job no matter how much the salary is.
7. Thou shall not make any expenses of 100k and above
without my knowledge, whether its in my favour or a surprise, I dont care if its your money or not, you own the
money, i own you.
8. If i'm not back on time, it is your duty to put a call across
not thinking dirty with ur brain that i'm somewhere chilling
with friends and girls.
9. You will cook all my meals like my mother did, no excuses except i cook it myself. No pretty maid or i wouldn't be held responsible for whatever happens thereafter.
10. Did i say this before. . . .
You are going to keep looking good like a girlfriend, be in
shape, watch your weight and all that, if you start wearing big baggy to bed you are on your own ohh. No third PARTY, not your mother or friends, its you and I only.
11.You must be home by or before 6pm, no plenty meetings, clubs or social gathering.
12. No grudges, you must learn to forgive this guy, so we live happily till death do us part.

Yours husband to be

Number 7 tho

Is ASUU on strike again?

lol, may God bless u o, so dat all dis rule can be adhere to or ur wife will be lobbying in my room with ruless policy.

noted

13 . if we have misunderstandings, my punishment should not be on the bed. if you dont want lasu babes to replace u.

14. g-string pant is not allowed. I am not a hunter so I dont need catapult. your hunting session is over if u are married. abi hw married woman go dey wear G-string pant sef?

I just help u add some oooo

toyorsiii:
noted

my name sake. I sight u

She's your patner not your employee


But a sensible wife should be able to do most of those without being told anyways

agarawu23:
13 . if we have misunderstandings, my punishment should not be on the bed. if you dont want lasu babes to replace u.

14. g-string pant is not allowed. I am not a hunter so I dont need catapult. your hunting session is over if u are married. abi hw married woman go dey wear G-string pant sef?

I just help u add some oooo

Buahahaha

I hope your wife to be has her 12 commandments waiting for you too.

No wonder they say marriage aint for kids.

Are you God for you have 12 commandments for a human who was made of dust as you were created? The nerve!

Here are 12 commandment you must keep when I finally take you to the alter. Failure to keep these commandment will be accompanied with great consequences

And this right here is the beginning of a bad marriage.

alomosweets:
Buahahaha

abi how u c am na

My guy stop decieving yoursef, I hanvt obey the ten commandment of moses and you OP come bring 12 sorry op na OYO be your case

alutacontinua:
Is ASUU on strike again?

Was thinking the same thing.

Sounds like the perfect master/slave marrige.

I will show these to my husband as he could do with a good laugh.

OP, of the ten commandments of God, how many are we keeping? l am not comfortable with people playing and acting God with fellow mortals. Na laugh God just dey laugh!

happy married life in advance...

How i wish they should be able to keep this commandment..

Alas! they were all created as Incomplete entry.. so there is bound to be "Errors"...

Dreamer.
I know you don't live in lagos where even if you close from work by 4pm,traffic will keep you outside until 9pm.

When you come back you'll rewrite your rules and regulations.

cococandy:
Dreamer.
I know you don't live in lagos where even if you close from work by 4pm,traffic will keep you outside until 9pm.

When you come back you'll rewrite your rules and regulations.

hahahahahaha, u really pull my 'goro' teeth out.

Yes daddy, would that be all for now?

moreeni:
Yes daddy, would that be all for now?

mummy, dats not all. I guess d dude is coming for more

agarawu23:
mummy, dats not all. I guess d dude is coming for more

No be small thing!

moreeni:


No be small thing!

I also helped him with 2 I hope is part of it.

Op you re a clownn...

mystiqueDZ:
Op you re a clownn...

y asking him? abi u wan marry am and obey his commandments?

Godmystrength:
happy married life in advance...

Tanchu

moreeni:
Yes daddy, would that be all for now?

Yes mummy, Those are the only 12 easy rules to adhere to. Although there is a thirteenth rule, but you wouldn't really need it for now.

agarawu23:
13 . if we have misunderstandings, my punishment should not be on the bed. if you dont want lasu babes to replace u.

14. g-string pant is not allowed. I am not a hunter so I dont need catapult. your hunting session is over if u are married. abi hw married woman go dey wear G-string pant sef?

I just help u add some oooo

You are on point but that rule no 14.....wait....let me ask the gods

arvinsloane:

You are on point but that rule no 14.....wait....let me ask the gods

u mean oracle?

mystiqueDZ:
Op you re a clownn...

I know