[size=15pt]Sosiqdude
Vs
Cranium[/size]



VOTING CRITERIA:

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/metaphor - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closers - 1 point


Rules (must be strictly adhered to)

- 20 Lines...

- Deadline is Friday October 10th 8:30pm

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on
or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or
recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

-No Unnecessary Comments

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or
verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and
state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in
defence of your verse please save them for
after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR
voters.


-Only Vets and Section Regulars Are Allowed To Vote...

Goodluck!!!

*checks in*

Bring em on.....Leggoooo

You dead!

Don't no

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hehe see your toy gun

The storywriter abt being killed with a PEN/ hz stories are the last ish we yearn/ so he should shutup nd learn// as he's tryna make ENDS meet,he's abt Meeting his END// cos he would never REPRODUCE these dope lines with ma CEREBRUM hung to the HEAD of his SPERM..//



THE
CRUCIFIXION


this nigga is a Fake Vet, a pure novice still LEARNING/.....if he grow beyond bounds, I'l mummify so he quits SWELLING...cos he aint gat the METTLE, to buckle up and BATTLE, so he cried to Grandpa "culd u teach me the art of STORY TELLING?"




he's getting beat up by a 16 year old boy..cos he's LAME// does he nid a prophet tellin him beefing the teen god is PROFANE?//... it's a SHAME...lyk a chick in purdah cover ur HEAD with a BLACK VEIL..while I lobotomize, putting ur THOUGHT-IN-HARM and bury it in WHITE HART LANE//




no one in this FORUM understands the FOOL// seriously, the wacko would bite from WARRIBLOOD if he COULD// all I gat to do is refine him if he claiming he's CRUDE/ as I flow "non-stop" on each "cut" lyk a HAEMOPHILIAC would/ a kill joy..so if the c.un*t claim's hes fashionABLE......I give him injured swagg........... wen I make him DRESS his WOUNDS//



nw de fa,g's DEPRESSED/. cos I dint nid dick riding here to IMPRESS VETs// easy...check ur ECONOMICS TEXTs/ lyk CAPITAL,......... all I attracts is INTEREST// dis silly VET owes me RESPECT, so if he ain't giving me my dues YET/ he'ld be reaping where he SOWED .............. insane SEAMSTRESS// (rip where sewED)



m sure the gay!s assh!!ole is wider dan the port of a FLOPPY disK// apart frm spiting coc:k and bull STORIES, he's also a Ksslib FREAK/ tryna draw attention shouting in chatrooms saying "KSSLIB's WEAK''/.........................a di!ck-riding FANATIC feigning dat he's "so SICK"/ gay story telling ENVAGELIST/ Nas being on his profile PIC shows that he's being getting more WHITE COCKS. dan a VILLAGE HERBALIST//


he'ld die untimely...cos at 30, he still won't be HALF-PAST me/...... e rap pass me?// de dude's like ma VALENCY/ cos m de rap SYMBOL, and he lays under me// .....so I get him "screwed and nuts mechanically"/encrust him with parmenant lobotomy/ so if this fa*g claims he's into me// I'ld go deep into his ANATOMY,/ dig out his HEART, vein and ARTERIES......... send them to space ......jst to make his b.p rise ASTRONOMICALLY//




ma artilley of diction be shooting with Precision// BOXING ur EDGE lyk m seeking NETWORK CONNECTION. exposing More asses dan Dr.90210 'S operation/ leave u wandering INSANE lyk u de biblical CAIN/ den it would be obvious u wnt win KRAIN (cranium).......cos lyk a SIMPLE ACID, u lack CONCENTRATION//




A wack lyricist HE IS// a product of ABIOGENESIS cos he emergd from his Mum's FAECES// and m a PUGILIST but kickin ur "balls from the corner" like SET PIECES// wen the fly claims he goes from one "stage" to another, I cut his legs to restrain METAMORPHOSIS/
.......................................................den char his nerves so he'ld need a fireman and NEUROLOGIST/...or beta stil change character like Ben 10's OMNITRIX// .......and all I know IS, if he aint in NL, scrambling for D!ICKS den he's only concerned abt TEXTEES matter nd physical PROPERTIES.........lyk a GAY PHYSICIST//






ur burial I OFFICIATE, ur death I CELEBRATE// cos it's obvious I easily "took u out"with my "eyes closed"... BLIND DATE...!! now ur heart ACHES// cos Unlike DRAKE,..."mo'fuc.k!!as neva loved u" cos u so FAKE// I myt be a newbie, bt it's an error to UNDERRATE,// no one is infallible, bt dis dude is so perfect........ he doesn't make a MISTAKE while making MISTAKES//................................................................................and surely, he was an easy piece of CAKE// and lyk an islam JIHADIST, it's clear I killed dis nigga for GOD's SAKE !!!!!!




















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I'm here to chop him raw/ Cranium will be lyrically beaten and ffucking gored/
my murderous bars are here to kill him. . . make C a past tense. . . english students call it Saw!!/

I will flog you with bars till you die bbitch!/ for calling me out and dissing this wide breed/
grab your head and hit on ah fence/ I will so beat you, cut your fingers and make you swallow ya pen. . . so you can't construct a single bar like Icekid!!!/

You'd think I'm mad at you, you never see craze/ I will cut out your intestines and drop it on a meal plate/
Pluck out your eyes, grab your ribs and stretch it till your limbs spread/ I will ffucking kill you cos you're so full of sshit like a Sewage!!/

See, I really pity the girl you'll marry/ cos you're weak and you ain't got power like present Buhari/
you're head is half shaped and I'm sure you're impotent/ you look like a half man. . . BBITCH!! you're incomplete like february!!/

Gay!

Cranium is a 'commercial homo' but his pay so low/ he gets ffucked for money, free sometimes. . . i swear, no jokes/
male ashawo, but he still eats from hand to mouth. . . so I ain't referring the Man.U keeper when I say The Gay so broke!!/

Plus his too wack, his nothing like Coogar, forget the 'C' touch/ when I look at him all I see is a weak munch/
his every line be boring and lame. . . So when he claims he's bar's tight. . . y'all better know Barrack just gave 10 percent of his salary to the church!!/

You're facing the almighty SosiQQ, say hello to the most high/ I'm raging, I will unleash my wrath on you small fly/
My bars is wicked and extremely evil. . . Yours? you're only saying you do it like a sslut if you say you're Hostile!!/

I'm a Star and I dey bobble/ excuse my english, you're good but I'm gooder, ultimate mogul/
Punning with the bears, imma harp into ya weakness/ punch blood outta ya nose. . . and break ya head with a Guiness bottle!!/

He's a weakman I just manhandled/ slapped him 6 times, reason the Ediot dandles/
Break his head with an iron rod. . . And cos he's one of them wacks?. . . I stabbed him with a candle!!/

See, it's glaring this nigger fake/ he a bbitchy man. . . Justin's Bieber's babe/
I've been beating him even before the opener. . . So it's obvious after this battle, Cranium will be dead and gone like T.I and Justin Timberlake!!!/ braahh

OPEN FOR VOTES!

Coogar
Ibime
Ojoawo
Ksslib
Mikuz
Kr0ne
PaulThor
YoungDaNaval
Elymaxiimus
Icesskid
Sosiqdude
Warriblood
Teddybiyasi
Wrongturn
Heywhizzy
RapAcme
Bars
Sconp
Geoxpress
Limerick
Willsofsteel
Jon Lamar
ThePrekky
Yeyenatu
Fuckyouhard
007bruce
Deepthoughts
Lagunna
Emaprince
Evilchapterz
Dj5naira
Guykhena
Airmark
Safarigirl

Opener----- cranium
Rhymes---- so siq did better
Simile/ mets----- cranium
Punchlines----- cranium
Personals---- nil
Flow---- sosiq
Wordplay---- cranium. Thought in harm. Was forced but creative.
Closer------ nil

Mvgt---- Cranium.

Opener - 1 point. . .Nil (sosiqdude cud have taken this but his idea didn't work)

Rhymes - 2 points. .sosiqdude

Similes/metaphor - 2 points. . .cranium

Punchlines - 3 points. . .Tie (most punches I see here are outplayed)

Personals - 2 points. . .cranium

Flow - 1 point. . .sosiqdude

Wordplays - 2 points. . .sosiqdude (the gay. Thought in harm is forced)

Closers - 1 point. . .cranium (I love that jihadist idea)

Mvgt- - -tie!

Opener & Flow ==> Cranium.

Sosiq Took The Rest Of The Critz.


Mvgt ==> Sosiqdude!


#My2kobo.

sosiqdude:
I'm here to chop him raw/ Cranium will be lyrically beaten and ffucking gored/
my murderous bars are here to kill him. . . make C a past tense. . . english students call it Saw!!/

Lmao!

sosiqdude:
I will flog you with bars till you die bbitch!/ for calling me out and dissing this wide breed/
grab your head and hit on ah fence/ I will so beat you, cut your fingers and make you swallow ya pen. . . so you can't construct a single bar like Icekid!!!/

Hahahahaha

sosiqdude:
You'd think I'm mad at you, you never see craze/ I will cut out your intestines and drop it on a meal plate/
Pluck out your eyes, grab your ribs and stretch it till your limbs spread/ I will ffucking kill you cos you're so full of sshit like a Sewage!!/

Lwkmd!

sosiqdude:
See, I really pity the girl you'll marry/ cos you're weak and you ain't got power like present Buhari/
you're head is half shaped and I'm sure you're impotent/ you look like a half man. . . BBITCH!! you're incomplete like february!!/

Murder!!!

sosiqdude:
Gay!

Cranium is a 'commercial homo' but his pay so low/ he gets ffucked for money, free sometimes. . . i swear, no jokes/
male ashawo, but he still eats from hand to mouth. . . so I ain't referring the Man.U keeper when I say The Gay so broke!!/

sosiqdude:
Plus his too wack, his nothing like Coogar, forget the 'C' touch/ when I look at him all I see is a weak munch/
his every line be boring and lame. . . So when he claims he's bar's tight. . . y'all better know Barrack just gave 10 percent of his salary to the church!!/

Lol.

sosiqdude:
You're facing the almighty SosiQQ, say hello to the most high/ I'm raging, I will unleash my wrath on you small fly/
My bars is wicked and extremely evil. . . Yours? you're only saying you do it like a sslut if you say you're Hostile!!/

Hmmm.

sosiqdude:
I'm a Star and I dey bobble/ excuse my english, you're good but I'm gooder, ultimate mogul/
Punning with the bears, imma harp into ya weakness/ punch blood outta ya nose. . . and break ya head with a Guiness bottle!!/

9ice Wordplay!

sosiqdude:
He's a weakman I just manhandled/ slapped him 6 times, reason the Ediot dandles/
Break his head with an iron rod. . . And cos he's one of them wacks?. . . I stabbed him with a candle!!/

Lmfao!

sosiqdude:
See, it's glaring this nigger fake/ he a bbitchy man. . . Justin's Bieber's babe/
I've been beating him even before the opener. . . So it's obvious after this battle, Cranium will be dead and gone like T.I and Justin Timberlake!!!/ braahh

Verse Of The Year!

More votes please

You guys didn't TAG me oo...hope am allowed 2 vote or you'll jst dump me out?

Guykhena:

Impressive from both sides,perfectly balanced, Cranium science mets were cool,but when it comes to most of the criteria, Sosiq slightly edged a lil.


MVGT -Sosiqdude (damn impressed by sosiq,didn't see this coming)

Damn. . . ᵐᵉ too
MVGT - Sossiqq

Testerfuze:
You guys didn't TAG me oo...hope am allowed 2 vote or you'll jst dump me out?

Don't mind them! Mods shud beta get to know most of vets here, Ω̴̩̩̩̥oƬ τ̲̅ђα̲̅τ̲̅ they wud skip names Fo̶̷̩̥̊͡Я voting

mvgt sosiqq

You do it like a 'slut' if u say u hostile/(LovePeddler style??) Hmm


Mvgt.....sosiq.

Bro, construct ur bars well. You said "he's incomplete like february" but hw is the 'incomplete' really hitting on ur opp? Work on this...... Plus, who said february is incomplete? Its just diff from the other months. Cus we have months of 30 days, and highest 31days. .so the 30 days months are also not complete? Sosiq work on this.

Cranium cool!

Omitted this from verd so as not to be be accused of swaying votes.

Sosiqdude could have won this. But his opener which I liked a lot reminded me of khena's line in ffr. So it reduced the wow effect.

You could have won wordplay but it also reminded me of the freestyle I used against bukato in ffr too. Word for word. Not saying you bit but the familiarity reduced wow effect.

And some few lines too were kinda familiar.

But your verse were still very tight and D.o.pe nononetheless. Nice work dude!

Cranium was tight with the ideas too. Nice battle.

Nice.... I never saw this coming from sosiqdude.. What happened to your story writing?
cranium also tried, but your ideas were'nt delivered well, hence reducing the effect of your punches...

MVGT = sossiQdude

geoxpress.. That "incomplete nd february" line is okay... The only thing wrong with it is that it's generic....

This is also how you crucified krone's opener in his last brawl....
That opener was the best punch of the brawl.......

vgt---sosiQ

ELYMAXiimus:
Nice.... I never saw this coming from sosiqdude.. What happened to your story writing?
cranium also tried, but your ideas were'nt delivered well, hence reducing the effect of your punches...

MVGT = sossiQdude

geoxpress.. That "incomplete nd february" line is okay... The only thing wrong with it is that it's generic....

This is also how you crucified krone's opener in his last brawl....
That opener was the best punch of the brawl.......

Aiit

THanKs for the vote...

I appreciate.. Thank God I won in my first battle..
Next gon be better

Can I vote?

ojoawo:
mvgt sosiqq

Thankz

Illverbz:
Can I vote?

If you wish bro

I'm dropping my V for that Sosickdude. His punches were cool.

My Yeye Verdz

Was suprised at him. And Cranium too did very well. But sosiqdude jumped out to me at his beckon while Cranium was still waving.



Mvgt: sosiqdude



YeaYeaNot2.0

yeyenatu:
My Yeye Verdz

Was suprised at him. And Cranium too did very well. But sosiqdude jumped out to me at his beckon while Cranium was still waving.



Mvgt: sosiqdude



YeaYeaNot2.0

Thankz GIRL