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9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by youngice(m): 9:52pm On Oct 09, 2014
well this seems to be a season of kinds of people,
i sef don observe some kind people and my observations were made in church
so here's a brief run through of 8 kinds of people you meet in church

The holier than thou brother/sister
we all know them, they seem to bear a perpetual smug, grim and condescending look
on their faces, they'll be like ''hmmm sista amaka is wearing a gold watch
who did she sleep, bro paul only put #20 in the offering envelope ,when he wont pay his tithe
they act as if them dey ping God....
one word....GO AND DIE

The prayer warrior
this one na real elijah , all ways muttering his dress sense is normally absurd and his favorite word is fire
i no really get beef this one sha.....OGA fire dey go

the fashionista
do i need to explain, gucci gown, oxfords, brazillian hair, christian louboutin shoes
the house of God is one big run-way , this group believe than dressiness is next to godliness,
and they are most time broke bottom peeps , some times you think that dey came to church just to show off
but then again God is a beautiful God

the PHONATIC
immediately they enter the church, they sit, pull out there phone and start
what exactly they do, i havent the slightest, when pastor is preaching they are pinging
when choir is ministering the a snapping picture, when theres drama they are videoing ,
haba , i come they wonder whether rapture go happen online, i even see one guy they dowmload porn
with church wi-fi

the ghost member
he come as the service commences and leaves as they take they grace
no one knows his name........he might just be a serial killer stalking his next victim
but we may never know.........

anointing crew/ criers
any small prayer , they don fall they roll for floor
whether there own deliverance get proxy i no no, some will start crying
i hate staying next to this group, in go come be like say i be sinner
i see one wey fall in phone screen break *just looking*

the over committed member
he is on the building committee, he is the chief deacon, he is the head usher, his house is used for home cell
he/she seems to be one bundle of activity , one meeting here , 10 phone calls there
this kind people no they ever contribute but and dem they always vex me mtcheew
by strength shall no man prevail,,,

the good/normal member
this category is just ideal , they come to church , pay their tithes, pay offering
sow seed, listen to the message , interact with other members, mingle a little after service
they just fit the bill of your normal church member
carry they go jare

the disco people
shoki da, skelewu, sekem just name it, they can dance it taaaaa
they are mostly youth, this group can be spirit filled tongue speaking people but
in most conservative churches they are misunderstood...make haters go chop bat meat
after all david dance in pant fall

feel free to add yours

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Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Niwdog(m): 9:56pm On Oct 09, 2014
Wht of,nine kind of pple you see in the public toilet??
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by emperorchedda(m): 9:59pm On Oct 09, 2014
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by MrKnowitall: 10:04pm On Oct 09, 2014
You forgot some:

10. the Asewos ( plenty of them in almost every church they just come for the big boys)

11. 419-ers ( some Nigerian churches would not survive without a couple of them)

12. Armed robbers ( Even some pastors are into the armed robbery business)

13. corrupt money laundering politicians ( this one is self explanatory )

14. The play boys ( they just come for the girls)

I think thats about it.

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Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Nobody: 10:06pm On Oct 09, 2014
Ha-ha grin
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Deefuray(f): 10:11pm On Oct 09, 2014
Lol. The onlookers- those who come to church to get the latest fashion styles.
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Nobody: 10:19pm On Oct 09, 2014
Those that always read bible in d church during praises and worship angry
claiming holy meanwhile u don't even open d bible at home undecided e d vex me die,
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by lirusehn(m): 10:44pm On Oct 09, 2014

If this Ish makez FP am gonna 'deactivate my account' undecided
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Baddestguyp(m): 10:48pm On Oct 09, 2014
lirusehn:

If this Ish makez FP am gonna 'deactivate my account' undecided
noted. mods oya front page
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by QSheba: 10:49pm On Oct 09, 2014
anointing crew/ criers. This set of people annoy the hell outtae
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Andyblaze: 10:59pm On Oct 09, 2014
K
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Nobody: 11:13pm On Oct 09, 2014
Space bookers Association of nairaland (Nairaland) fully represented
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Atk01(f): 1:02am On Oct 10, 2014
Those that sleep during the sermon.
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Ichel: 1:41am On Oct 10, 2014
Atk01:
Those that sleep during the sermon.
That used to be me undecided cool
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Jhosh(m): 7:43am On Oct 10, 2014
Walai if diz no hit front page..Seun nd hz modZ dey du ojoro o.. lipsrsealed embarassed sadCuz as one guy kon write about dfft type of people in a mosque..D tin hit front page within sum mins..This na church also.Put am dea
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by qadeerkug(m): 8:06am On Oct 10, 2014
Jhosh:
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stammer undecided
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by djwinnie(m): 8:47am On Oct 10, 2014
. mk i dull.....FP in d nxt two days till den
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Vivly(f): 9:20am On Oct 10, 2014
If this ish hits frontpage, Amma port to Linda Ikeji blog.
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Nobody: 11:40am On Oct 10, 2014
the list again
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by donfineboy(m): 11:40am On Oct 10, 2014
online, i even see one guy they dowmload porn
with church wifi
[/font][/quote]dude dis got me lmao
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Jhosh(m): 4:00pm On Oct 10, 2014
qadeerkug:
stammer undecided
Wetin
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by youngice(m): 4:53pm On Dec 29, 2014
I won't mind if this thread makes FP grin cheesy
Madam .....

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