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| 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by youngice(m): 9:52pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
well this seems to be a season of kinds of people, i sef don observe some kind people and my observations were made in church so here's a brief run through of 8 kinds of people you meet in church The holier than thou brother/sister we all know them, they seem to bear a perpetual smug, grim and condescending look on their faces, they'll be like ''hmmm sista amaka is wearing a gold watch who did she sleep, bro paul only put #20 in the offering envelope ,when he wont pay his tithe they act as if them dey ping God.... one word....GO AND DIE The prayer warrior this one na real elijah , all ways muttering his dress sense is normally absurd and his favorite word is fire i no really get beef this one sha.....OGA fire dey go the fashionista do i need to explain, gucci gown, oxfords, brazillian hair, christian louboutin shoes the house of God is one big run-way , this group believe than dressiness is next to godliness, and they are most time broke bottom peeps , some times you think that dey came to church just to show off but then again God is a beautiful God the PHONATIC immediately they enter the church, they sit, pull out there phone and start what exactly they do, i havent the slightest, when pastor is preaching they are pinging when choir is ministering the a snapping picture, when theres drama they are videoing , haba , i come they wonder whether rapture go happen online, i even see one guy they dowmload porn with church wi-fi the ghost member he come as the service commences and leaves as they take they grace no one knows his name........he might just be a serial killer stalking his next victim but we may never know......... anointing crew/ criers any small prayer , they don fall they roll for floor whether there own deliverance get proxy i no no, some will start crying i hate staying next to this group, in go come be like say i be sinner i see one wey fall in phone screen break *just looking* the over committed member he is on the building committee, he is the chief deacon, he is the head usher, his house is used for home cell he/she seems to be one bundle of activity , one meeting here , 10 phone calls there this kind people no they ever contribute but and dem they always vex me mtcheew by strength shall no man prevail,,, the good/normal member this category is just ideal , they come to church , pay their tithes, pay offering sow seed, listen to the message , interact with other members, mingle a little after service they just fit the bill of your normal church member carry they go jare the disco people shoki da, skelewu, sekem just name it, they can dance it taaaaa they are mostly youth, this group can be spirit filled tongue speaking people but in most conservative churches they are misunderstood...make haters go chop bat meat after all david dance in pant fall feel free to add yours 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Niwdog(m): 9:56pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Wht of,nine kind of pple you see in the public toilet?? |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by emperorchedda(m): 9:59pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by MrKnowitall: 10:04pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
You forgot some: 10. the Asewos ( plenty of them in almost every church they just come for the big boys) 11. 419-ers ( some Nigerian churches would not survive without a couple of them) 12. Armed robbers ( Even some pastors are into the armed robbery business) 13. corrupt money laundering politicians ( this one is self explanatory ) 14. The play boys ( they just come for the girls) I think thats about it. 1 Like |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Nobody: 10:06pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Ha-ha  |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Deefuray(f): 10:11pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Lol. The onlookers- those who come to church to get the latest fashion styles. |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Nobody: 10:19pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Those that always read bible in d church during praises and worship  claiming holy meanwhile u don't even open d bible at home  e d vex me die, |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by lirusehn(m): 10:44pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
If this Ish makez FP am gonna 'deactivate my account' |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Baddestguyp(m): 10:48pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
lirusehn:noted. mods oya front page |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by QSheba: 10:49pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
anointing crew/ criers. This set of people annoy the hell outtae  |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Andyblaze: 10:59pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
K |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Nobody: 11:13pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Space bookers Association of nairaland (Nairaland) fully represented |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Atk01(f): 1:02am On Oct 10, 2014 |
Those that sleep during the sermon. |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Ichel: 1:41am On Oct 10, 2014 |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Jhosh(m): 7:43am On Oct 10, 2014 |
Walai if diz no hit front page..Seun nd hz modZ dey du ojoro o..    Cuz as one guy kon write about dfft type of people in a mosque..D tin hit front page within sum mins..This na church also.Put am dea |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by qadeerkug(m): 8:06am On Oct 10, 2014 |
Jhosh:stammer |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by djwinnie(m): 8:47am On Oct 10, 2014 |
. mk i dull.....FP in d nxt two days till den |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Vivly(f): 9:20am On Oct 10, 2014 |
If this ish hits frontpage, Amma port to Linda Ikeji blog. |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Nobody: 11:40am On Oct 10, 2014 |
the list again |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by donfineboy(m): 11:40am On Oct 10, 2014 |
online, i even see one guy they dowmload porn with church wifi [/font][/quote]dude dis got me lmao |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by Jhosh(m): 4:00pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
qadeerkug:Wetin |
| Re: 9 Kinds Of People You See In Church by youngice(m): 4:53pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
I won't mind if this thread makes FP  Madam ..... |
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