JSMMUYIWA:
Mafotiamasa! Do you understand that? BTW; Who talk say u no go make good G and C?

Mafotiamasa means If i turn G and C, na u i go dey counsel sha

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You can now go back to what you were doing..Good evening and Happy weekend

Wow!
Initially thought you are a Nigerian that lives in Neptune on a different planet but for your accuracy;
BTW;
Guy you no lie o!
Na true talk you dey on point....
Thoughts that kind of stuff Na town crier dey do that!
If una no go mind,let us officially award this guy;
"The Thread Crier" of the forum!

*Wetin una think.....?

horeofe:
i hed itz twelve per room o o o

In the room I stayed as well as the other room in the wing, there were 5 bunks, that is, 10 legal occupants. With squatters (like Chisom posted), it may be more than that

chisombenedicta:
lol...how far

Say Wetin? No be where u put me I dey?; Anyway Thanks to GOD; I do do! BTW; Na me suppose talk that! So; How far you!?

horeofe:
lol,chai,lwmkd,vickray o o o...i dey rol 4 ground,my ribs dey ache..

A word for that....random lady!
(*If she won't mind my phrase);l

JSMMUYIWA:

Among those things I hate is sidesteeping question;
I had asked you if you had a Skin Tyson haircut,but you circumvent it;
*Waiting
*Give me my answer!

I don't have skin cut, Bro Muyiwa! You? Is yours afarikorodo?

Augusti:
Chai! Your fingers no pain you?

I know you would mind if I tell you, so why tell you that it pains!? Anyway its just a soft touch doing d fun!
BTW; If you wouldn't mind,I need a massage at the back

vickray:
Mafotiamasa means If i turn G and C, na u i go dey counsel sha

If I tell you the meaning of that word you will mind being my G and C!
Trust that!
Do you care to know the meaning yet?

JSMMUYIWA:
I know you would mind if I tell you, so why tell you that it pains!? Anyway its just a soft touch doing d fun!
BTW; If you wouldn't mind,I need a massage at the back

You've got it

Augusti:
I don't have skin cut, Bro Muyiwa! You? Is yours afarikorodo?

We are in Nigeria!
Y answer me like an English...
BTW;
U gotta see me to know but...I know your style u need not tell me
Cc:OBO!

JSMMUYIWA:
Never mind that lady jare! U nko? Hope you wudn't mind to volunteer? Just to keep warm and fit!?

i no fit volunteer..xhowi.

vickray:
i love him too much, dats why am giving him advice so he wont die of cold

chai,true love..lol,love in tokyo.

Augusti:
You've got it

Can I have it?

JSMMUYIWA:

We are in Nigeria!
Y answer me like an English...
BTW;
U gotta see me to know but...I know your style u need not tell me
Cc:OBO!

I didn't answer you like an English. Oh yes, I also demand an answer pronto cause I answered your question. Is yours afáríkorodo...?

JSMMUYIWA:
A word for that....random lady! (*If she won't mind my phrase);l

minin?

horeofe:
i no fit volunteer..xhowi.

If I hear!!? U don't care about me that means!? I shud take it as such? C'omon! Y are u guys rather gals; This stingy!?

JSMMUYIWA:

If I tell you the meaning of that word you will mind being my G and C!
Trust that!
Do you care to know the meaning yet?

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JSMMUYIWA:

If I tell you the meaning of that word you will mind being my G and C!
Trust that!
Do you care to know the meaning yet?

what is d meaning??

vickray:
i love him too much, dats why am giving him advice so he wont die of cold

Chai!
Wic kind love!!?
Abegi!;
I only requested for a like @least!;
D kain advice wey u dey give me would have u always paid in the multiple of zero or even bar!

Augusti:
I didn't answer you like an English. Oh yes, I also demand an answer pronto cause I answered your question. Is yours afáríkorodo...?

U justify my claim nauh?
If u can reread your text;
U haven't tell me your style,here you are requesting me...of...
But for that Yoruba word,you would need to see me in person then you would know how far!

Folding hands as I watch the flirting game........

horeofe:
minin?

Describe her in a word,her attitude @least 2wards me!

vickray:
[color=#990000] what is d meaning??

U wanna know the meaning of;
"Mafotiamasa"?(Na thuggery abbreviation o!)
Are you sure?
I know you will mind me telling you but since you are eager to know what it means,then,thus it goes;
" Ti nba fo e leti boya logboran maa sa!

JSMMUYIWA:

U justify my claim nauh?
If u can reread your text;
U haven't tell me your style,here you are requesting me...of...
But for that Yoruba word,you would need to see me in person then you would know how far!

?!

JSMMUYIWA:

Chai!
Wic kind love!!?
Abegi!;
I only requested for a like @least!;
D kain advice wey u dey give me would have u always paid in the multiple of zero or even bar!

ok for real, take a glass of hot tea, sleep with ur blankets, switch off d ac and increase d heater... Close d windows and door too

JSMMUYIWA:

U justify my claim nauh?
If u can reread your text;
U haven't tell me your style,here you are requesting me...of...
But for that Yoruba word,you would need to see me in person then you would know how far!

You are so not fair. You asked me a polar question and I replied 'No' with more info, and here I am asking if your head has eclipse on it- a polar question-, you're finding fault that doesn't exist. Answer my question with 'yes' or 'no'

vickray:
ok for real, take a glass of hot tea, sleep with ur blankets, switch off d ac and increase d heater... Close d windows and door too

wrong reply, dive into a pool of hot stew, sleep on s bed of hot coal and wrap ursef in d blanket of hot wax

starlingslimnet:
Folding hands as I watch the flirting game........

Seriously, there's a flirting game on? I'm out

Augusti:
You are so not fair. You asked me a polar question and I replied 'No' with more info, and here I am asking if your head has eclipse on it- a polar question-, you're finding fault that doesn't exist

Gbam!
Smiles...
Na who u dey use style abuse;
I no good at vituperations o!
But I sabi....guess;
U must have chop beans 2nyt o!
BTW;
U didn't elucidate your info,if u did, I wudn't have castigate you nauh?
*Mimicking;U sefu no fair o!

Augusti:
Seriously, there's a flirting game on? I'm out

vickray:
ok for real, take a glass of hot tea, sleep with ur blankets, switch off d ac and increase d heater... Close d windows and door too

Hmmn!
Now;
You sound caring!
I had done apparently all that earlier courtesy-myself;
But it seems the cold has no barrier,are we in Ukraine for crying out loud!
But you see that "sleep" you mention isn't coming!
Can you help me with that!?

horeofe:
lol,upele o o

O se jare iyawo

starlingslimnet:
Folding hands as I watch the flirting game........

What is the developer of that game's name?
I sabi say dem dey play game but you you dey watch game;
Iyen naa nice!
*Waiting!