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law against beating your spouse and other stupid laws! must read!!! by adonbilivit: 4:05pm On Oct 12, 2014
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more
than once a month.
If you are released from prison, you must be
given a handgun with bullets and a horse.
You may shoot Native Americans if more than
five of them are on your property.
It’s illegal to carry a Bible or to talk to anyone
about Jesus Christ.
Since 1173 it has been illegal to die.
All business signs in the province of Quebec
must be in French.
Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
All lollipops are banned.
It is illegal to say any sentence containing more
than 4 words in English.
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor
offense.
You may only have one child, or a massive fine
will be imposed.
It is against the law to speak English in Illinois.
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on
Halloween.
Driving on the roads is not allowed.
Elephants must not be placed in electric ovens.
Anyone found guilty of masturbation may be
decapitated.
During the long hours of winter darkness it is
illegal to complain that you wish it were sunny.
It is illegal to spank your child
Women are legally obliged to wear bras in
buildings with air conditioning
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits
results in a $500 fine.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of
water.
You must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.
Children may not purchase cigarettes, condoms
or alcohol, but they may use them. (Not all at
once surely!!)
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.


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Re: law against beating your spouse and other stupid laws! must read!!! by damilola231(f): 4:08pm On Oct 12, 2014
Would have been good if u stated the countries the laws were made.
Re: law against beating your spouse and other stupid laws! must read!!! by adonbilivit: 4:12pm On Oct 12, 2014
damilola231:
Would have been good if u stated the countries the laws were made.
the first law " A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month" is in operation in Arkansas.
Re: law against beating your spouse and other stupid laws! must read!!! by iceberylin(m): 4:15pm On Oct 12, 2014
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Re: law against beating your spouse and other stupid laws! must read!!! by adonbilivit: 4:19pm On Oct 12, 2014
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Re: law against beating your spouse and other stupid laws! must read!!! by Nobody: 4:28pm On Oct 12, 2014
damilola231:
Would have been good if u stated the countries the laws were made.
Re: law against beating your spouse and other stupid laws! must read!!! by Nobody: 4:29pm On Oct 12, 2014
iceberylin:
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you and romance grin
Re: law against beating your spouse and other stupid laws! must read!!! by adonbilivit: 4:30pm On Oct 12, 2014
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