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| Rev. Okotie's Vocab by lawisong(m): 11:47am On Nov 12, 2008 |
Hello nairalanders, below is the vocabulary of a man who i think deserved to be given the legal right to coin his own words. Hey i'm not talking of the Grey haired nobel laurette, Prof. Wole Soyinka, no, but i'm referring to the musician, preacher, politician, teacher, etc, he is no other than one of nigeria's finest, Baba Chris Okotie, Read on, ORDINARY NIGERIAN: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. CHRIS OKOTIE: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow ORDINARY NIGERIAN: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. CHRIS OKOTIE : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Twinkle, twinkle, little star Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. ORDINARY NIGERIAN : All that glitters is not gold. CHRIS OKOTIE : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. ORDINARY NIGERIAN: Beggars are not choosers CHRIS OKOTIE: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Dead men tell no tales CHRIS OKOTIE : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. ORDINARY NIGERIAN: Beginner's luck CHRIS OKOTIE: Neophyte's serendipity. ORDINARY NIGERIAN : A rolling stone gathers no moss CHRIS OKOTIE : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant. ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Birds of a feather flock together CHRIS OKOTIE : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate. ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Beauty is only skin deep CHRIS OKOTIE: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Cleanliness is godliness CHRIS OKOTIE: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. ORDINARY NIGERIAN: There's no use crying over spilt milk CHRIS OKOTIE : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid. ORDINARY NIGERIAN: You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks CHRIS OKOTIE : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers. ORDINARY NIGERIAN: Look before you leap CHRIS OKOTIE: Surveillance should precede saltation. ORDINARY NIGERIAN: He who laughs last, laughs best CHRIS OKOTIE : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation. ORDINARY NIGERIAN: Where there's smoke, there's fire! CHRIS OKOTIE : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by romsky: 11:54am On Nov 12, 2008 |
y u o |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by disease(m): 11:57am On Nov 12, 2008 |
Ol' boy! Chris Okotie dey speak English from another planet. |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by sylve11: 12:55pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
oboy i no talk o  |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by spenchuks(m): 1:24pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
pleeeeaaaaassee! who will bail me out with panadol  |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by sylve11: 2:20pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
pleeeeeaaaaaase! we won't ;d |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by spenchuks(m): 2:43pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
i no blame u, superglue  common snail u couldnt give me on ya birthday  |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by lysaa(f): 3:39pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
funny . . I think i've seen it b4.  |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by spenchuks(m): 3:45pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
lysaa how body |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by Opslag(m): 4:08pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
How wont u see? |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by lysaa(f): 4:57pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
hey spen, sup?  missed u. . i bam sha, u? |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by spenchuks(m): 5:12pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
no wahala, apart from the harmattan |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by dani1luv: 7:06pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
| hmn |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by lysaa(f): 7:27pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
Harmattan don start for whia u dey? here still be raining season o, sign of dry season yet. |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by dani1luv: 7:32pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
check ur time zone |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by spenchuks(m): 8:45pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
lysaa: for where be dat.  i don dey feel harmattan small small for my side  |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by lysaa(f): 8:46pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
oh na Abj u dey. . me i dey PHC o, we nor know wetin be harmattan yet. |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by spenchuks(m): 8:54pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
i'm not surprised that rain is still falling there. so how are u coping with the militants |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by smurf(f): 8:54pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
Too funny |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by spenchuks(m): 8:57pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
what is funny here |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by studio43(m): 8:58pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
see spenchucks dey ask militant herself how she dey cope with militants  |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by smurf(f): 9:05pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
spenchuks:  , everthing  |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by studio43(m): 9:07pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
everything is a thing, be specific |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by smurf(f): 9:14pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
Okay Okotie's linga , lolz |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by spenchuks(m): 9:15pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
studio43: she meant to say that her second name is funny |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by smurf(f): 9:16pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
;d |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by studio43(m): 9:19pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
spenchuks: does she has a second name |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by smurf(f): 9:20pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
I do, and he got it right |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by lysaa(f): 9:23pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
hahaha smurf, this is the 1st time i'm seeing u on this section, welcome funny, lolz erm studio, is that how to greet ya sister? shouldn't have let u in on that fact, now u want to expose me to the whole world thanks for something! |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by smurf(f): 9:24pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
Thanx  |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by studio43(m): 9:25pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
lysaa: and that thing was really fantastic. i do appreciate |
| Re: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by lysaa(f): 9:36pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
emoi e kpubuse? |
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