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Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by vivaciousvivi(f): 12:21pm On Oct 14, 2014
Lilimax:
This lady Tonto is so beautiful without make-up smiley

Same thing I was thinking. Completely blemish free. Money is good o cheesy

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Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by j4sure(m): 12:22pm On Oct 14, 2014
Eeyah. So?
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by Nobody: 12:22pm On Oct 14, 2014
This made front page.

How??
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by Beehshorp(m): 12:22pm On Oct 14, 2014
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Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by justi4jesu(f): 12:23pm On Oct 14, 2014
Fine girl grin grin
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by skyface00(m): 12:23pm On Oct 14, 2014
Hmmmm dis girl with different lookz, any good director can do anytin with her unique face...
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by ayusco85(m): 12:24pm On Oct 14, 2014
this is her calling not acting grin
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by seangy4konji: 12:25pm On Oct 14, 2014
So how it take concern me?
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by condralbede(m): 12:25pm On Oct 14, 2014
A stripper turn tomatoes seller....Una wldon oh.


In other news how much tiwa salvage they sale one litre of fuel and Jim iyke one can of water
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by arvinsloane(m): 12:25pm On Oct 14, 2014
lalasticlala:


In fact she looks like a virgin, that's if she's not one.
Clap hand for yourself undecided
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by popson1st: 12:27pm On Oct 14, 2014
If she like make she acts as Shekau, E no 'consign' me.
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by uzolexis(f): 12:28pm On Oct 14, 2014
Lalasticlala again,pls u must borrow me ur jazz biko...anything u post always mks fp....if u say NL is a useless site n should be scrapped it will still mk fp angry angry
How u dey do am cheesy

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Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by arvinsloane(m): 12:28pm On Oct 14, 2014
popson1st:
If she like make she acts as Shekau, E no 'consign' me.

grin cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by Nobody: 12:28pm On Oct 14, 2014
lalasticlala:
OMG!!! Tonto looks so real in this character of tomatoes and garri seller.

She looks decent, innocent and very pretty without make up. In fact she looks like a virgin, that's if she's not one.

Pics from : http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2014/10/tonto-dikeh-sells-tomatoes-and-garri.html?m=1

Like;who cares¿

Some stuff oks a news.
Tonto being a wheel barrow pusher,a pepper seller,a shoe maker doesn't concern me & has not contributed to the growth of my economy, neither has it impacted any form of knowledge in me...

I blame the mode for bringing it up to the front page¿

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Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by ifaoni(m): 12:29pm On Oct 14, 2014
yesterday Savage dey sel petrol, today toto dey sell tomatoes. Who ruined them life?
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by arvinsloane(m): 12:30pm On Oct 14, 2014
uzolexis:
Lalastica again,pls u must borrow me ur jazz biko...anything u post always mks fp....if u say NL is a useless site n should be scrapped it will still mk fp angry angry
How u dey do am cheesy
I bet you wouldn't wanna do what she does to make fp undecided

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Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by obailala(m): 12:30pm On Oct 14, 2014
daveP:
are pepper sellers that smooth.no sweat. well some are pretty wink lipsrsealed
What's the meaning of this question?... are they not humans too?

Anyway u need to visit a town like enugu and experience the unexplainable anomaly where even pepper, tomato and crayfish hawkers have impeccably unblemished skin tongue

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Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by uzolexis(f): 12:32pm On Oct 14, 2014
arvinsloane:

I bet you wouldn't wanna do what she does to make fp undecided

Wat is it dat she does? I am able n capable grin grin
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by nickz(m): 12:34pm On Oct 14, 2014
arvinsloane:

I bet you wouldn't wanna do what she does to make fp undecided
lipsrsealedlipsrsealedlipsrsealed

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Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by nickz(m): 12:35pm On Oct 14, 2014
uzolexis:


Wat is it dat she does? I am able n capable grin grin
gringrin
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by kunlesehan(m): 12:38pm On Oct 14, 2014
lalasticlala:


some orange , pepper, tomato sellers are prettier than these celebrities o.
.
I concur
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by Somakdanjuma: 12:43pm On Oct 14, 2014
Nice one tontolet
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by klem93(m): 12:43pm On Oct 14, 2014
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by Gorgeous58(f): 12:46pm On Oct 14, 2014
She's a talented actress no doubt
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by DEEMARIA(m): 12:46pm On Oct 14, 2014
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Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by Stallione(m): 12:47pm On Oct 14, 2014
hugelyendowed:
huge: cute tomatoes seller
tonto: oga
huge: come to my house and sell to me
tonto: my madam say make I no follow any man go house o
huge: don't worry I go do u well, I go buy everything
tonto: u mean am?
huge: yes na
tonto: OK make we de go

huge: climb upstairs
tonto: hia!! na 4 upstair u go buy am?
huge: yes cutie
tonto: hia, oga, me cutie? (bows her face down in a shy manner)
OK sir, shey u go buy all?
huge: yes I will & I go dash u money too & next time if u come again I go buy u handset
tonto: heeeeee!! handset? I go come,
huge: OK , come help me remove my shoes
tonto: OK
huge: also remove my trouser am tired, and come and massage my body
tonto: hey, oga ur body is soft oo. u big real big man o. oga y is ur tin big & hard?
huge: its bcs its hungry for u na, u like am?
tonto: yes na, I like am well well, my calabar boyfriend own de small.
huge: really? OK do any thing u wan do with am
tonto: aaaaaah!!!! u sweet ooo, oga.

Tonto: Hey oga, time don go ooo, my madam go kill me today.

Huge: don't worry, how much is the basket of tomatoes?
tonto: N5000 sir
Huge: OK take this N7000
Tonto: hey! (jumps up and hugs oga) thank u oga. oga u sweet well well.
Tonto: oga wen I go come back for my phone?
Oga: tomorrow
Tonto: OK sir. bye

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha,chisos (jesus),this guy can make a gud comedy film producer ooo grin shocked
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by Kelklein(m): 12:48pm On Oct 14, 2014
[size=20pt]A village tomato seller with neck tattoo? .... This Nollywood just won't stop! [/size]

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Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by thoexynne: 12:49pm On Oct 14, 2014
So we're back to tonto dike front page again
Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by Nobody: 12:50pm On Oct 14, 2014
lol


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Re: Tonto Dikeh Plays Tomatoes And Garri Seller In New Movie ( Photos ) by MrRhymes101(m): 12:55pm On Oct 14, 2014
People be hating n she be making her money

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