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7 Signs A Lady Want Sex during visit••••• by K3bee(m): 6:06pm On Oct 13, 2014
1. While in your room, if she tells you to close
the
curtain that she
prefers the room to be in dark condition and
you
close the curtain looking confuse and you
still
don't get the message. My brother,
you are a bonafide dumb
Jambite at Secondary School Sat Level
2. When she tells you she's feeling heat
inside AC
and you zoomed off
at Hussain
Bolt pace to get her hand fan... My
brother make I nor deceive
you. You are
a dumb niqqa at OND Level
3. When you are both watching
an interesting movie and she tells you she's
not enjoying it at all and you
inquired if she wishes to watch another
movie and
she says YES that you should put Bleep adult
movie
(blue film)... If you still don't grab her
message...
You are a dumb niqqa at HND Level
4. If you summon the courage
to make a
move and she ask you ''what do you think
you are
doing?' And you start looking like
someone who just got a sack
letter... You
are a dumb niqqa at Bsc Level
5. As humorous as you are, if she had been
laughing at every of your
jokes and you noticed she suddenly stopped
laughing even as you try to crack ribs
breaking
jokes. She starts
staring at you
and licking one of her fingers...
If you still can't grab her message,
hmmmm my brother, you are a dumb niqqa
at Msc Level
6. If she keeps reminding you
every 2mins that she would be going soon
and
you still don't grab the message... My
brother you are a dumb niqqa
at PhD
Level
Lastly, if you finish reading this message and
you
don't like, share and comment on
this write up, my brother, you
are a certified dumb niqqa at VC
Level

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Re: 7 Signs A Lady Want Sex during visit••••• by saxwizard(m): 6:10pm On Oct 13, 2014
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Re: 7 Signs A Lady Want Sex during visit••••• by ayanbaba2(m): 6:15pm On Oct 13, 2014
Hmmmn... Meaning what?
Re: 7 Signs A Lady Want Sex during visit••••• by falconey(m): 6:17pm On Oct 13, 2014
Frontpage please
Re: 7 Signs A Lady Want Sex during visit••••• by daniquaver(m): 6:18pm On Oct 13, 2014
hmmmmm








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Re: 7 Signs A Lady Want Sex during visit••••• by K3bee(m): 6:30pm On Oct 13, 2014
grin grin grin
Wow add urs
let go

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Re: 7 Signs A Lady Want Sex during visit••••• by cbase: 7:03pm On Oct 13, 2014
Hhm strolls in with mat, #observinglyingdown
Re: 7 Signs A Lady Want Sex during visit••••• by SlimSkipper(m): 9:51pm On Oct 13, 2014
if u go miss read d sign go dey off trouser, my broda na rape b dat o! punishable by cutting off of ur joystick under sharia law grin
main while abubarka shekau finds love in sansiba

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