THE WORST APPLICATION LETTER
Dear Sir,
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your
office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement
of the dead accountant.
Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that
there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught
you red handed and you have no excuse because
while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard
the good news about his death so i quickly rushed
back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was
truly dead and I even took some picture too of the funeral before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his
obituary as proof of vacancy.
You can't swerve me this time. Give me the job. I'd love to resume on Monday.
Thank you,
Yours Truly,
Solomon Strongfaze.