dharay99:


Been a wyl..

Jenams:
Gentleman, kindly explain the correlation between a dead fish n ur alla

pDude:
Nigerians

They see a dead whale and the next thing they can think of is pepper soup, point and kill, suya and fried meat

Na so una hungry reach?

Mutuwa:
i trust naija ppl,even if na witch/wizard turn fish/bird dem go chop. with no regrets.

pDude:
Nigerians

They see a dead whale and the next thing they can think of is pepper soup, point and kill, suya and fried meat

Na so una hungry reach?

oboman:
Eating a dead sea mammal is unhealthy because no one knew when it dead..... With the searing heat, decay might have started and eating a decomposed fish is asking for trouble...

Janeify:
Dechandel... come and see fish



Seriously, i can't eat this creature that looks like rock

Eat wetin?? So that i will turn into the fish abi? Godforbid bad thing

dechandel:


Eat wetin?? So that i will turn into the fish abi? Godforbid bad thing

dharay99:
This thursday morning was kinda shocking tho, i've been hearing abt dis so called fish many months ago when I moved to dis area buh I do disregard d rumors cus I was told abt how big ds fish is, nd Wah makes it mysterious is d fact dat in ds fish, u will find Meat, Kpomor, Turkey, Fat, nd fish in it...as in lyk i neva blivd until rumors came all ova d whole town dat d fish is now at d shores of d bar beach...
Interestingly, I ran away from work so 2 see ds creature maself nd BEHOLD, dey were actually telling d truth. If am to estimate d length of wah I saw, den d length shuld b the length of a Goal keepers Post nd half.(11meters)
Hmmm, 1St time I will b see a fish of dat size, anoda shocking part is dat tho ds fish is dead already, ppl were all around der to cut part of d fish 4 eating purpose, Taaah, irritating abi... u shuld see ppl wid cutlasses, tryna butcher d stuff...Wyl sum were taking shots.
I saw ds brown stuff u normally see in rams n cows wen killed...maybe na liver dem dey call am...d fin was so strong dat even a sharpened cutlass culdnt go tru it...
#Ppl were Lyk, "if only ds fish had showed up around Sallah period, ppl wuldnt need running afta rams"
Feeeed yah eyesssss.....

Ennyhorlar:
actually d sea water will preserve it for a while

penisilin:
I'm expectin sum pple(PDP) to claim dis as an achievement for the govt of Nigeria... Or they(APC) blame the death of a BABY WHALE on the mumuishness of the govt. Lastly, 9ga pple, dis is 2014 biko...How can we believe chicken, fish, meat, ponmo, egg and snail in one animal; haba even d most lie-lie books no even talk abt dis kain animal... God in collaboration wit Jesus, thor and oga muhammed punish poverty & hunger...

saxywale:

How did those guys know the whale was dead. Are they veterinary doctors. Those creatures could survive outside water for a while, it's a mammal like hippopotamus not a fish. Even if it was dead, some veterinary departments in Nigerian universities could good make good use of it's carcass

Moukafoam:


Don't mind the op, he is a disgrace.

FemoLondon:

So you believe in
1) Existence of witches/wizards??
2) transformation of the above into sea life??
Quite some imagination you possess.

nebukadnezzari:
PLEASE IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO IN LAGOS,MOVE TO ANOTHER STATE MAYBE YOUR LUCK WILL SHINE THERE... SEE WHAT POVERTY IS DOING TO THE SO CALLED LAGOSIANS. SHAMELESSLY HACKING UP A WASHED UP WHALE, WHILE UNA MATES DEY VILLAGES DEY CHOP FRESH FOOD AND CHICKEN... IF YOU CANT TAKE THE HEAT GET THE F.UCK OUTTA THE KITCHEN. TO ANSWER LAGOSIAN NO BE BY FORCE. DAMN!!!

michaelmorrison:
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Ennyhorlar:
bro take a chill pill