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Types Of People You Meet In The Banking by IBRAHIMLAMOUR: 6:49pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL 1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank, common pen dey won't have. This people are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen, u might find it difficult to identify them, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells u "can I have ur pen" Believe me bros, that is the last time u will see that Pen (except if u are lucky). 2 - The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking d slips (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear them saying, I am at ur back. If care is not taking 8 people can tell u "I dey ur back", then at the end of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am I was here before u blah blah) 3 - The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the first come, first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the bank, immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager, he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they have completed there transactions while u still dey dere dey look like mumu for queue. (There is God oooo) 4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door, then u see dem removing their belts,car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shooting "pls go back" My bros next time come to bank naked, biko, he go allow u in... # LOL! 5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another one. To write common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario...CHAAYE! 6 - The exile men: These people usually behave like dem no dey this world since 2 years, they will always be asking for today's date, even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for these people. PLS WHICH NUMBER U FALL IN D ABOVE U must fall under one ooooooooo 1 Like |
Re: Types Of People You Meet In The Banking by Blakjewelry(m): 7:37pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
na the new trend for nairaland be this? |
Re: Types Of People You Meet In The Banking by Blakjewelry(m): 7:38pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
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Re: Types Of People You Meet In The Banking by naturally: 7:44pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
True What of people who patiently join the queue and when if gets to their turn, they are told "insufficient fund". They'll be like "so they'v not paid salary" , "meka has not sent me this money" |
Re: Types Of People You Meet In The Banking by melicent: 8:08pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
space book next time them go post 10 type of people u meet in face me i slap you house. |
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