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Fairytales Of Life And Death By Lofty900 by Nobody: 4:15pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
In this life there are always two things involves, it is either you are a man or a woman, if you are a woman u are safe but if u are a man, it is either u are a civilian or u are in the military. If u r a civilian u are safe but if u are in the military, there are two things involved. It's either u are fighting from the sky or u are fighting on the ground.If u are fighting from from the air,u are safe but if u are fighting on the ground there are two things involved, It's either u are fighting in an amoured personal carrier (APC) or u are fighting on your foot. If u are fighting in an APC, u are safe but if u are fighting on your foot, there are two things involved, it is either u are doing the shooting or u are receiving the bullets. If u are doing the shootings, u are safe but if u are receiving the bullets, there are two things involved; It is either u are surviving the bullets or u are not surviving. If u are surviving u are safe but if u are not surviving, there are two things involved; it is either u are going to heaven or u are going to hell; if u are going to heaven u are safe, but if u are going to hell, there are two things involved; it is either u received a warm hug from Lucifer for a job well done or u are arrested by sadistic demons. If u received a warm hug from lucifer himself u are safe but if u are arrested by the evil, blood sucking demons there are two things involved; it is either u are taken to the bottomless pit or u are taken to the chamber that burneth with fire and brimestone. If u are taken to the bottomless pit, my brother u are safe but if u are taken to the chamber that burneth with fire and brimestone, there is only one thing involved....... |
Re: Fairytales Of Life And Death By Lofty900 by Nobody: 4:25pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
to be continued.... |
Re: Fairytales Of Life And Death By Lofty900 by EfemenaXY: 11:10pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Lofty, this isn't your work! The comedian Basket Mouth used these in his stand up gigs. You nor try at all o! Now be a good boy and post source link... |
Re: Fairytales Of Life And Death By Lofty900 by iykedare(m): 11:16pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Re: Fairytales Of Life And Death By Lofty900 by iykedare(m): 11:20pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Dude sha wants to open a thread on nairaland Efe,You are not nice |
Re: Fairytales Of Life And Death By Lofty900 by EfemenaXY: 11:31pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Re: Fairytales Of Life And Death By Lofty900 by Nobody: 2:44pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
EfemenaXY:its my work. I rephrased everything, stop falling ur hands abeg |
Re: Fairytales Of Life And Death By Lofty900 by EfemenaXY: 12:26am On Oct 24, 2014 |
lofty900: Rephrasing doesn't make it yours. The original content belongs to someone else. |
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