1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…

Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here,

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet…

Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…, why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…

Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Fried Chicken” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also
spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years…

Stupid Question:-
Matthew, Emily, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…

Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No, he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just the
money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…

Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or
not. You thought I was sleeping….you dumb witted slowpoke.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…

Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding……

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…

Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…

Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in
flames!!!

That was funny, but, for someone like me, i can't reply someone in such a manner - thats ma nature, i don't like humiliating people.

I know Jaguda must have the courage to do so. It servers the person who asked right.

Jaguda
that was quite funny but you know in the real sense of it is not all the response u will be able to say to be factual
enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyy