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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by royalprincess(f): 8:30pm On Oct 20, 2014
grin funny prophet
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by olagockay(m): 8:30pm On Oct 20, 2014
Hehehe

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by merbenko: 8:32pm On Oct 20, 2014
1stola:
ok
LWKM where them T-Bag for prison break
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 8:32pm On Oct 20, 2014
Wow grin
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by maylisa(f): 8:32pm On Oct 20, 2014
Papa prophet wealth strongson. His names tells it all lipsrsealed

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 8:33pm On Oct 20, 2014
Abasi mi mbok! grin

Chai! What have I not seen? grin
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by psalmz(m): 8:33pm On Oct 20, 2014
na mostly igbo prophets dey do this kind of poster

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 8:34pm On Oct 20, 2014
Why are these kind of actions perculiar to igbo pastors?

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by somcherry(f): 8:34pm On Oct 20, 2014
Lwkmd cheesygrin
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nickijoy(f): 8:35pm On Oct 20, 2014
Hahaha oh boy see hungry pastors... There's one in my street called the burden bearer ministry.. Bbm...

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by pring: 8:35pm On Oct 20, 2014
Churches are big scammers.
look at their faces.
just after ure tithe n offerings.
pastor that dint suffer with me in my school days when i d soak garri, wants to enjoy my 10% of my salary nw.
Naa. God forbid.

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 8:35pm On Oct 20, 2014
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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 8:35pm On Oct 20, 2014
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__|___ laff don hang me here o!

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 8:35pm On Oct 20, 2014
Wait o. No funeral service? grin
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 8:37pm On Oct 20, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by iconize(m): 8:37pm On Oct 20, 2014
1stola:
ok

I don't believe picture is real.
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 8:38pm On Oct 20, 2014
I am really really laffing my head off....

(There was one poster near where I lived.....which essentially read [size=14pt]THAT WITCH MUST PASS AWAY [/size].(Whoever the witch was....).

But seriously, the posters represent a big problem with Christianity in Nigeria. Large segments of Christians in Nigeria are practicing a religion that glorifies the pastor as some sort of superman...able to do and undo(with the help of God of course).People now go to church because Pastor can do something supernatural(Whatever that means).

And now, it has become like a Nolly-wood film.

I wonder....sometimes, I think that God is allowing Nigeria to undergo problems because the Christians, instead of serving God.....are busy running to crusade ground for breakthrough.(When they are not constructing a temple to worship the [s]honour the vision of the pastor not God's will[/s] serve God in line with God's plan.

Even as we laugh at these posters....shed a tear for evangelical-protestant Christianity in Nigeria. It ain't what our parents and grand parents used to know.

Nigerian Christianity will continue on its downward trend until we build our house upon the Rock.....the fact that Jesus Christ is Lord

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nickijoy(f): 8:40pm On Oct 20, 2014
Hahahaha oh boy see hungry pastors.. There's one in my street called the burden bearer ministry bbm..
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by cirmuell(m): 8:40pm On Oct 20, 2014
1stola:
ok
hian, point & kill grin
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by jhydosky(m): 8:44pm On Oct 20, 2014
I just have to bookmark this page. Nothing gets funnier than this.

OH GOD!! Na like this we go dey dey??

And that Matchete-wielding Pastor....

Religion in Nigeria is beyond logical reasoning!!

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 8:45pm On Oct 20, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin grin. Oh laff wan burst ma head o

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by coolebux(m): 8:45pm On Oct 20, 2014
Prison break season1 grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Dreyl(m): 8:47pm On Oct 20, 2014
Lmao!!! grin
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Keypha(m): 8:48pm On Oct 20, 2014
Heheheheheheehehe Guy u bad ooh I don laugh tire, church people go kill person

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 8:49pm On Oct 20, 2014
sluvy4tune:
#welcome2Nigeria

BTW...I think I need to go for the crusade where there is ''emergency wedding''....especially as I am a single male.

(Of course it is not in the bible....Jesus never did such...)
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Joy83(m): 8:49pm On Oct 20, 2014
4reigningqueen:


this is not real cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Are you serious Thank you for telling me sha.

But can be funny how people got all these pictures and took time to snap them.

I like them anyway...
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Donkunxex(m): 8:50pm On Oct 20, 2014
prison break lmao....
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by NgwaManNaija4LF(m): 8:50pm On Oct 20, 2014
grin grin grin grin Naija I hail thee,una too much jare grin grin grin
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 8:51pm On Oct 20, 2014
cirmuell:
gringrin that side of the country though

I especially like...no LOVE this one....

Jesus said....love your enemies and pray for them.....

Oh well....he is fighting against demons .....but the Bible says that we should not fight against demons with swords....

Nigerians!

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Greatchance: 8:51pm On Oct 20, 2014
Hmmmn, christianity ! Whats happening ? Must everybody establish church ?
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 8:52pm On Oct 20, 2014
Iol very funny"WHO TIE THE GOAT"?So church members are goat.

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nichobabe(m): 8:52pm On Oct 20, 2014
Pastors don many pass members O! in a street, you can count more than 5 churches, Abi Govt go force them to merge or close down? grin grin grin

Hungry Pastors.

Kill them before they kill you? SMH

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