olusholag1:
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Lol. Sorry, I don't stay angry for long... lol.
I'm better now, now that I've let the steam out.

How are you? What's keeping you up?

Pls can anyone help me with directions to Lafarge at gerrard road ikoyi from oshodi...tnkz

Good Morning Fam!
Let's crawl back to love
Have a great day


Olusholag1, welcome to the room

The European Commission’s Directorate General for Humanitarian Aid and Civil Protection (ECHO) funds relief for victims of natural disasters and conflicts outside the European Union. For humanitarian aid, the Commission works with about 200 operational partners, including United Nations agencies, the Red Cross/Crescent movement and non-governmental organizations (NGOs). Aid is channelled impartially, straight to victims, regardless of their race, ethnic group, religion, gender, age, nationality or political affiliation.
The ECHO office in Abuja, Nigeria, requires application from qualification who will initially be based in Abuja with possible relocation to Maiduguri or any other cities of the northern states; Hence, we are recruiting to fill the position below:


Programme Assistant
Location Abuja


Job Summary
The job holder carries out activities to contribute to the delivery of an effective humanitarian response.
The job holder contributes to assessments, monitoring and evaluations of projects, as well as to the analysis of the humanitarian context in the area of coverage.

Responsibilities & Tasks
Within delegated authority, the Programme Assistant (Group II) will be responsible for the following tasks:

Programme Work:
Contributes to the appraisal, monitoring and evaluation of projects, including financial assessment of proposals;
Critically studies and comments upon partners' reports and field operations and reports to line manager
Assists the Head of Office/TA in the preparation of fiche-ops, as appropriate;
Assists with, participate in, and report on meetings, as appropriate;
Advises on the operational capacity of implementing partners;
Draft reports on the humanitarian situation, including any political, economic and security events relevant to the analysis of the humanitarian situation in the country/region;
Produces and circulates information of common interest (humanitarian situation reports, background information, etc.);
Accompanies the TA on field visits, as requested and may act as an interpreter if necessary.
Assists the HoO/TA in the event of an emergency response;
Prepares maps, when appropriate;
Provides back-stopping and surge support capacity in case of need.

Specific Duties for the Programme Assistant:
Pro-actively follows local or regional events that may impact on the humanitarian situation in the country/region;
Assists in appraising, monitoring and evaluating projects and reports to the line manager.

Working with partners:
Maintains contacts with ECHO's partners, advising the TA of any major issues arising;
Ensures communications with ECHO's partners, including establishing and maintaining a database of relevant organizations and personnel;
Maintains contracts/grants database;
Representing ECHO:
Participates in meetings, as requested and appropriate;
Liaises with local authorities and institutions, as delegated and appropriate;
Assist with enhancing the visibility and communication of ECHO's overall assistance.

Other Specific Responsibilities/Tasks: (IF/When applicable):
Provides reports and other ad-hoc documents as requested and to be verified and agreed by the HoO/TA;
Respond to requests for information as delegated
Prepares missions: agenda setting, contacts with partners, programming visits, meetings, etc.;
Undertakes any additional tasks as assigned by the TA, Head of Office/RSO and/or Headquarters.

Competencies Required
See list of competencies for this job category in annex below:
The definition of each competency and examples of behaviours expected for each level are listed in annex below.

Job Requirements
Education:
A relevant first level university Degree or equivalent professional experience.
Knowledge and Experience:
Minimum 5 years of relevant experience at national or international level in supporting programme/project operations., including at least 2 years of experience with an NGO's, donor or national/international organization;
Good knowledge of the EU humanitarian aid system;
Good knowledge of International NGOs, UN Aid agencies and Red Cross Movement;
Good understanding of Humanitarian Aid principles, policies and Standards ;
Experience in the usage of computers and office software packages (MS Word, Excel, etc.).

Languages:
An excellent knowledge of English (verbal & writing).
Good command of Hausa an asset

Method of Application
Applicants should forward their Cover letter, a detailed CV, Academic and Employment Certificates to mailbox:

echo-administration-abuja@echofield.eu

The vacancy reference must be clearly indicated in the subject line.
Deadline for sending application is 20.04.2016.

Note
The position is open to all nationals of Nigeria and other residents holding a valid working permit or able to obtain such working permit before the foreseen recruitment date.
Only the short-listed candidates will be contacted. Candidates who will not have been contacted by 30th May, 2016 should consider that they have not been selected.
Any form of canvassing, soliciting or influencing will be treated as grounds

amicable09:

Lol. The Economy shouldn't dictate how and when children should be born, I think. But then, if you don't want a baby now then we can put the child up for adoption after birth.

Lol.
Ok. It is well. Dey born pikin dey go.

olusholag1:

Welcome, son.
Seems I will have to give you an additional name

Mercy Corps has been present in Nigeria since 2012, focusing its interventions on women’s empowerment, economic development and conflict mitigation. With the insurgency spilling over from the north east of Nigeria and causing displacement of thousands of individuals, Mercy Corps has decided to address the rising humanitarian needs among displaced households and vulnerable host communities by starting its humanitarian program. With current funding from OFDA, FFP and CERF and ongoing opportunities from other donors, all Mercy Corps interventions in the North East are implemented with plans for scale-up.


Data Entry Clerk
Location Abuja


Purpose / Project Description:
Mercy Corps Nigeria plans to enter large volume of data on Navigator accounting software and desires the service of a data entry personnel on a short term basis to accomplish this task

Service Objectives:
The main objective of the this service contract is to clean up the balance sheet GLs and to carry out some posting reversals

Proposed Activities:
The sole activity to be engaged in by the Service Provider is to, in conjunction with the Finance Manager and Finance Officer enter pre-determined data on navigator on a monthly basis following the guidelines provided on navigator for such

Deliverables:
Reverse all severance provisions on navigator on a month by month basis for the period December 2013 to February 2016.
Reverse/correct of issues identified on the balance sheet GLs

Timeframe / Schedule:
The time frame for this activity will be two months; April/May 2016

Experience
Interested person must :
Be an accountant or have working knowledge in accountancy
Show prove of previous knowledge working on Navigator accounting software.


Method of Application
All applications should be forwarded to

recruitment.nigeria@ng.mercycorps.org

on or before 8th April 2016
The Service Provider will report to:
Finance and Compliance Manager
The Consultant will work closely with:
Finance team

Morning Fellas
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amicable09:

What's keeping you up?

u were disturbing me wit d way U're turning around in bed

Abimbex007:
Good Olusholag1, welcome

sweet sis....how do u do

Lero15:


Welcome, son.
Seems I will have to give you an additional name

papcee.....wetin I wan use additional name do? name na food? or name na money. abeg, kip d name 4d next kid, and splash me d cash

The Norwegian Refugee Council (NRC) is a non-governmental, humanitarian organization with 60 years of experience in helping to create a safer and more dignified life for refugees and internally displaced people. NRC advocates for the rights of displaced populations and offers assistance within the shelter, emergency food security, and water, sanitation and hygiene sectors.


Finance Officer
Location Abuja


The Norwegian Refugee Council has approximately 5000 committed and competent employees involved in projects across four continents. In addition, NRC runs one of the world’s largest standby rosters, NORCAP, with 650 professionals, ready to be deployed on 72 hours’ notice when a crisis occurs.
In light of the displacement in the north eastern part of Nigeria, NRC is about to start up an emergency response programme in Nigeria to respond to the humanitarian needs.
In the coming months, the main focus for NRC would be conflict affected populations including IDPs, returnees and the local communities in Borno State. NRC will initially be starting activities in the area of food security, water and sanitation and shelter/NFI sectors. NRC is therefore seeking a Finance Officer in Abuja, Nigeria. The Finance Officer reports to the Finance Coordinator.

Tasks and Responsibilities
Assist for the reconciliation of NRC bank accounts and cash boxes
Establish a good tracking system for advances and ensure that clearance of advances is done on time.
Ensure that all supporting documents are complete and accurate before the financial transaction is done.
Ensure that weekly, monthly finance reports are prepared on time.
Assist to prepare donors finance reports and proposals.
Prepare day to day financial transactions
Prepare postbacks for Agresso import
Establish a good system of advances management
Management of bank and cash transactions
Facilitate cash counts and safeguard of cash in the office.
Process vendors invoices and payments
Maintain the purchase order system

Qualifications
Experience from working as a Finance Officer in a humanitarian/recovery context
Degree in Accounting or related field
At least 3 years of experience in a related function
Previous experience from working in complex and volatile contexts
Documented results related to the position’s responsibilities
Very good knowledge of Microsoft Office, especially Excel and Word
Must be able to work under pressure

Personal qualification
Relevant experience in Finance and knowledge in Microsoft Office and accounting softwares.
Excellent inter personal and communication skills
Ability to work under pressure, independently and with limited supervision.
Highest standards of ethics and integrity
Organised and a good planner and possess significant understanding of complex emergencies
Ability to work in insecure environments
Communicating with impact and respect
All employees of the Norwegian Refugee Council should be able to adhere to our Codes of Conduct and the four organizational values: Dedicated, innovative, inclusive and accountable
We offer
Commencement: ASAP
Contract period: 12month
Salary/benefits: According to NRC’s directions
Duty station: Maiduguri, Borno State




Cook
Location Abuja


The Norwegian Refugee Council has approximately 5000 committed and competent employees involved in projects across four continents. In addition, NRC runs one of the world’s largest standby rosters, NORCAP, with 650 professionals, ready to be deployed on 72 hours’ notice when a crisis occurs.
In light of the displacement in the north eastern part of Nigeria, NRC is about to start up an emergency response programme in Nigeria to respond to the humanitarian needs.
In the coming months, the main focus for NRC would be conflict affected populations including IDPs, returnees and the local communities in Borno State. NRC will initially be starting activities in the area of food security, water and sanitation and shelter/NFI sectors. NRC is therefore seeking a Cook in Abuja, Nigeria. The Cook reports to the Admin Assistant.

Tasks and Responsibilities
Prepare meals for staff and guests as required (Intercontinental and Local Meals).
Maintain the cleanliness of the kitchen at all times.
Ensure a hygienic cooking environment
Purchase food stuff for preparation of meals and ensure they are in a good condition.
clean (metal) fixtures and fittings and wipe down glass surfaces in the kitchen
empty and clean trash containers and dispose of trash in a sanitary manner, clean the sink and maintain operate mechanized cleaning/cooking equipment
maintain all cleaning/cooking equipment and materials in a safe and sanitary working condition
prepare meals for the staff in the guest house and visitors as required
keep all dishes washed ,and tidy after meals
clean the fridge, cookers, microwave and wall tiles regularly
Cleanliness of kitchen towels.

Qualifications
Experience from working as an Cook in a humanitarian/recovery context
Previous experience from working in complex and volatile contexts
Documented results related to the position’s responsibilities
Must be able to work under pressure

Personal qualification
Relevant experience as a Cook
Excellent inter personal and communication skills
Ability to work under pressure, independently and with limited supervision.
Highest standards of ethics and integrity
Organised and a good planner and possess significant understanding of complex emergencies
Ability to work in insecure environments
Communicating with impact and respect
All employees of the Norwegian Refugee Council should be able to adhere to our Codes of Conduct and the four organizational values: Dedicated, innovative, inclusive and accountable
We offer
Commencement: ASAP
Contract period: 12month
Salary/benefits: According to NRC’s directions
Duty station: Abuja




Compliance Officer
Location Abuja

The Norwegian Refugee Council has approximately 5000 committed and competent employees involved in projects across four continents. In addition, NRC runs one of the world’s largest standby rosters, NORCAP, with 650 professionals, ready to be deployed on 72 hours’ notice when a crisis occurs.
In light of the displacement in the north eastern part of Nigeria, NRC is about to start up an emergency response programme in Nigeria to respond to the humanitarian needs.
In the coming months, the main focus for NRC would be conflict affected populations including IDPs, returnees and the local communities in Borno State. NRC will initially be starting activities in the area of food security, water and sanitation and shelter/NFI sectors. NRC is therefore seeking a Compliance Officer in Maiduguri, Nigeria. The Compliance Officer reports to the Finance Manager.

Tasks and Responsibilities
Performing internal Audit duties
Establish a good tracking system for procurement and purchases
Ensure that all purchases have the relevant documentation
Ensure that weekly, monthly compliance report is done for field office and country office.
Assist to prepare donors finance reports and proposals
Conduct quality check for all procurement and purchases
Ensure that transactions are coded with the correct Donor, account, activity and location codes
Establish a good system of vetting vendor invoices, contracts and documentation before payment by Finance
Conduct spot checks for compliance and adherence to NRC and Donor guidelines
Ensure proper audit trails are established for all procurement and financial documents.
Ensure that all financial documents are clearly stamped with Donor codes, paid stamp before archiving.
Follow up on Audit findings for compliance and adherence
Ensure proper allocation of costs to approved budgets and account codes
Prepare compliance report on a weekly, monthly basis
Follow up on any other duties as assigned by line manager.

Qualifications
Experience from working as a Compliance Officer in a humanitarian/recovery context
Previous experience from working in complex and volatile contexts
Documented results related to the position’s responsibilities
Very good knowledge of Microsoft Office, especially Excel and Word
Must be able to work under pressure
Personal qualification
Relevant experience in Finance/Compliance and knowledge in Microsoft Office.
Excellent inter personal and communication skills
Ability to work under pressure, independently and with limited supervision.
Highest standards of ethics and integrity
Organised and a good planner and possess significant understanding of complex emergencies
Ability to work in insecure environments
Communicating with impact and respect
All employees of the Norwegian Refugee Council should be able to adhere to our Codes of Conduct and the four organizational values: Dedicated, innovative, inclusive and accountable
We offer
Commencement: ASAP
Contract period: 12month
Salary/benefits: According to NRC’s directions
Duty station: Maiduguri, Borno State


Method of Application
can submit their application letter and updated CV to the following e-mail address:
ng.vacancies@nrc.no

The title of the position (Finance Officer- Abuja ) must be indicated in the subject line of your e-mail. Please notice that only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.
Deadline for application is 15th April, 2016 (any application received after the deadline will not be considered).
The Norwegian Refugee Council is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Women are particularly encouraged to apply to this position.

Lero15:


Lol.
Ok. It is well. Dey born pikin dey go.

Lol.
Take care of them. I'll be back when they are grown... when the page number gets to 995, so I can continue the contest.

I need a rocking chair for now.
Bye. Say me Hi to our big family.

LastMumu:
From Oshodi take a BRT/bus going to Obalende, once you get to Obalende, take a taxi or bike going to 27b Gerrard road, Lafarge head office Ikoyi. The bike or taxi shouldn't charge you more than errrrrm N400 as per the current fuel price hike.
The wall of Lafarge fence is painted light-green and you will find the Lafarge logo staring you in the face all around the environ.

Thanks a lot brother...I just arrived there now.

.

tolutweety:


Hmnn...only you don dey decide to receive sense

Good Morning.

Lolz I had some help of cos

Fine morning boss

Hausa translator needed .Must be hausa or able to speak and write fluently, must live in Lagos .Must be able to translate from Hausa to English and English to hausa
Send cv to :imaimaesther@gmail.com

olusholag1:
papcee.....wetin I wan use additional name do? name na food? or name na money. abeg, kip d name 4d next kid, and splash me d cash

Nah. I will name you "Boluwatife"
Meaning "As God want am"

Cos I never expected it---- amicable09's pregnancy

amicable09:

Lol.
Take care of them. I'll be back when they are grown... when the page number gets to 995, so I can continue the contest.

I need a rocking chair for now.
Bye. Say me Hi to our big family.

Come back here joor

Lero15:


Nah. I will name you "Boluwatife"
Meaning "As God has any am"

Cos I never expected it---- amicable09's pregnancy

kikikkikikikikiki

A New Crèche / Daycare / After School Activities Center at Odili Road, Port Harcourt seek to employ the following;

1. Administrator
2. Child Minders
3. Nurse
4. Piano teacher
5. Board Games Teacher (Chess, Monopoly, Scrabble)

Please send CV to emeraldaycare@gmail.com and Ensure to indicate the position being applied for.

Lero15:


Cos I never expected it

u neva expected it? really? den, wat were u expecting, wen U're doing it?

Business Development Manager needed for a Consultancy specialising in commercial office fitout.

Our client is a Lagos based Consultancy who are looking to expand their team by recruiting a Business Development Manager. Fitout projects generally range in size from a 100 square metres up to over 1,000sqm and all in the commercial office sector so experience in this arena is essential.

Our client has an excellent team of experienced professionals which have successfully delivered projects for many blue chip clients and the business is split into three core offerings: Office Relocation, Workplace Consultancy and Project Management.

As a Business Development Manager your role would be to work alongside our client's current very successful Business Development Executive who will be slowly moving away from the business. They will introduce you to their network and at the same time you would be expected to introduce the company to your own existing network.

Our client is a well known and respected business with a prestigious range of clients, projects and an underlying profitable business and once the current Business Development Executive steps from the business you would be responsible for harnessing these relationships and building the network further to further expand the company from it's current strong position.

This is an excellent opportunity for an ambitious and driven individual to become a key player within a respected practice. Furthermore, this role should be perceived as an excellent vehicle to develop a long term career within the company and earning potential!

If you feel that you have the relevant skills for this Business Development Manager position, and you live within commutable distance of Central Business District of Lagos, (Ikoyi & Victoria Island), then please APPLY NOW.

Please also send email to darchdtr@gmail.com with SUBJECT business development


[url]Application form [https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1SUc1g3EnIMQZCpS4joyagJQUZkcgTRMfnfpW4AvbUuo/prefill]

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Got someone looking for a place to do his 6-month Under-G Engineering Internship.

Any leads?

Cc: Eremy, Debbie

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Had issues with my previous moniker.

Please if you are (or you know someone who is) a chartered accountant with at least 3 to 5 years working experience and interested in working with an Oil & Gas company that provides engineering consulting services. PM me. Thanks!

purplelyte:
A New Crèche / Daycare / After School Activities Center at Odili Road, Port Harcourt seek to employ the following;

1. Administrator
2. Child Minders
3. Nurse
4. Piano teacher
5. Board Games Teacher (Chess, Monopoly, Scrabble)

Please send CV to emeraldaycare@gmail.com and Ensure to indicate the position being applied for.

pls wats d requirements n name of d school?