Pls settle down everyone , get your id-cards in front of you and remove all incriminating material...

Section A: Answer any 4 Questions (10 marks each)
1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?

2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?

3. Which of the university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request first and why ?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N1050, what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each.Your workings shown earn you more marks)

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ?

4. If your X-boyfriend/X-Girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire a day after you guys broke up, find the value of X?

SECTION C (Answer only 1)
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is a likelihood that D'banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss (20Marks)

2) What's the name of the lady that use to say "please enter your secret number" at the ATM of banks. State the reasons why she was chosen and explain (20 Marks)

START NOW, NO SIDE TALKS. BEST OF LUCK

Anyone who gets 80/100 gets a prize from me !
Grade the answers above you and submit your own answers for grading , your final score would be the average of my grading of you and the first grading of your answer by any nairalander...