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Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:11pm On Nov 02, 2014
rationalmind:


Early/mid thirties wink

Ha!
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:12pm On Nov 02, 2014
texanomaly:


How old do you think I am

I don't know. You refused to tell me about yourself.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:13pm On Nov 02, 2014
rationalmind:


But you could also die before then

I have less than 6 months.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Ajibam: 12:43am On Nov 03, 2014
rationalmind:


Early/mid thirties wink
I even thought you are dead nii!!
Welcome from the grave?
How's nysc going?
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by texanomaly(f): 1:27am On Nov 03, 2014
rationalmind:


Been good too. Just quite busy these days.

So, was my prediction of your age range correct? wink

Maybe smiley
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by jeflexy(m): 2:08am On Nov 03, 2014
Ahijobuzuzu:
Another yaba left escapee.
oga u bad!
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Nobody: 8:49am On Nov 03, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


I have less than 6 months.

Yea, I know.

But you could as well die before then and you could live longer than that.

Stephen Hawkins comes to mind.

So I think it's wrong saying you know the hour
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Nobody: 8:54am On Nov 03, 2014
Ajibam:

I even thought you are dead nii!!
Welcome from the grave?
How's nysc going?

Lol, I shall not die but live and declare the works of the Lord cheesy

Nysc is fine. Hoping they do implement the 500 naira daily feeding allowance soon cheesy

How's funaab?
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Nobody: 8:56am On Nov 03, 2014
texanomaly:


Maybe smiley

You meant to say yes? tongue
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Ajibam: 9:37am On Nov 03, 2014
rationalmind:


Lol, I shall not die but live and declare the works of the Lord cheesy

Nysc is fine. Hoping they do implement the 500 naira daily feeding allowance soon cheesy

How's funaab?
Haa, after your fat salary or lemme call it allowance!
Hope you are not teaching the student atheism?

Funaab is there!
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Ajibam: 9:48am On Nov 03, 2014
Rationalmind, when did you become a Muslim atheist!
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:45am On Nov 03, 2014
I can see that there will be joy in many places at the announcement of my death.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by LordReed(m): 12:25pm On Nov 03, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:
I can see that there will be joy in many places at the announcement of my death.

Says the man NOT expecting sympathy.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by waldigit: 1:14pm On Nov 03, 2014
WinsomeX:


It is a difficult question indeed. And there are no easy answers.

The bible is replete with stories of men in difficult situations. I cannot readily recall any with genetic challenges but ..

Abraham was without child until he was 99

Isaac was barren for 40 years

Jacob lost his dear son at age 17

Joseph endured great hardship with Egyptians

Israel was persecuted by the Egyptians for hundreds of years

Moses carried out the biggest mission for God but failed to enter the promised land

Jeremiah and Ezekiel had failed ministries from day one

Job found himself in a contest btw God and Satan. He was the floor they trampled on

All the apostles of Jesus were killed except one

And God, came in Jesus, and suffered and died for all men.

The story of redemption is the story of a suffering God in a suffering world.

God identifies with your sufferings because he is suffering too.

My favorite anology for this: It's the Rwandan Genocide. A nun opproaches her priest and asks where is God in all these. The priest said he did not know. All around them people were being killed.

The UN soldiers arrive days later, stating that they had orders to evacuate expatriates. The nun and the priests were expatriates. Everyone gets on the truck except the priest. The nun looks out the truck and asks why, are you not coming? The priest said he was not. He said he has found where God is. That God was with the suffering and butchered people of Rwanda. He would stay with them. As the truck drives out, a battalion of Tutsi soldiers approach the camp to butcher...

Alfa, God is with you in your sufferings... Why he allowed this, I don't know. But I am certain he is with you right now.

I liked this with tears dripping from my eyes and I join to ask this question where is God in all these . But His Spirit in me answers. I am everywhere. He is Omnipresent. He is God. The misery of all time . I rest my case.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:55pm On Nov 03, 2014
waldigit:


I liked this with tears dripping from my eyes and I join to ask this question where is God in all these . But His Spirit in me answers. I am everywhere. He is Omnipresent. He is God. The misery of all time . I rest my case.

You must be special.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Ajibam: 5:40pm On Nov 03, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:
I can see that there will be joy in many places at the announcement of my death.
undecided
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Nobody: 7:35pm On Nov 04, 2014
Ajibam:

Haa, after your fat salary or lemme call it allowance!
Hope you are not teaching the student atheism?

Funaab is there!

Lol, there are folks like myself who don't cook.

We spend an average of 1000 naira on feeding everyday. That's 30,000 naira at the end of the month.

So how is 19800 fat salary?

And I teach them atheism. Any problem? grin
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Nobody: 7:38pm On Nov 04, 2014
Ajibam:
Rationalmind, when did you become a Muslim atheist!

The same time you became a female cheesy

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Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by texanomaly(f): 12:37am On Nov 05, 2014
rationalmind:


The same time you became a female cheesy

Is he still on that kick? Maybe I should become male. Many people think I'm a black man anyway. What do you think? grin
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Nobody: 1:02am On Nov 05, 2014
Too cute
And cuddly

grin
texanomaly:


Is he still on that kick? Maybe I should become male. Many people think I'm a black man anyway. What do you think? grin
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by texanomaly(f): 2:04am On Nov 05, 2014
iyabodeh:
Too cute
And cuddly

grin

Young lady...are you hitting on me? smiley
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Nobody: 9:01am On Nov 05, 2014
Errrrmmmmmm....
Maybe. Maybe not. Are you hit?
texanomaly:


Young lady...are you hitting on me? smiley
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by texanomaly(f): 2:30pm On Nov 05, 2014
iyabodeh:
Errrrmmmmmm....
Maybe. Maybe not. Are you hit?

lipsrsealed grin
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:42pm On Nov 05, 2014
Single ladies ^^^.

And a dying Alfa male.

This world is vanity. SMH.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by texanomaly(f): 2:45pm On Nov 05, 2014
How are feeling today Alfa?
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by Nobody: 5:02pm On Nov 05, 2014
texanomaly:


Is he still on that kick? Maybe I should become male. Many people think I'm a black man anyway. What do you think? grin

lol, no. It wont look good on your monicker which by the way appears feminine.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by texanomaly(f): 5:03pm On Nov 05, 2014
rationalmind:


lol, no. It wont look good on your monicker which by the way appears feminine.

Thank you. smiley
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by rutibaby(f): 5:16pm On Nov 05, 2014
What if God said u are NOT leaving this world now?
What if He heals u?
What if u die now, where will u spend eternity?
How prepared are u?

FATHER! LET UR HEALING POWER COME UPON THIS PERSON. IJN. BELIEVE IT AND IT SHALL BE WELL. YOU WILL BOUNCE BACK TO HEALTH SOON. AMEN.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by rutibaby(f): 5:16pm On Nov 05, 2014
What if God said u are NOT leaving this world now?
What if He heals u?
What if u die now, where will u spend eternity?
How prepared are u?

FATHER! LET UR HEALING POWER COME UPON THIS PERSON. IJN. BELIEVE IT AND IT SHALL BE WELL. YOU WILL BOUNCE BACK TO HEALTH SOON. AMEN.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:18pm On Nov 05, 2014
texanomaly:
How are feeling today Alfa?

Alive.
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by texanomaly(f): 5:20pm On Nov 05, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


Alive.

Glad to hear it if it means you are well. smiley
Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:33pm On Nov 05, 2014
rutibaby:
What if God said u are NOT leaving this world now?
What if He heals u?
What if u die now, where will u spend eternity?
How prepared are u?

FATHER! LET UR HEALING POWER COME UPON THIS PERSON. IJN. BELIEVE IT AND IT SHALL BE WELL. YOU WILL BOUNCE BACK TO HEALTH SOON. AMEN.

Is your father on Nairaland as well?

What of your mum? No message to her?

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