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| Forest Wishes! by sydney01(m): 5:41pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
Bear and the rabbit were walking through the forest having an argument. They came across a genie who said they were each allowed three wishes. As the bear was bigger, the genie said he could have his wish first. The bear though about it and said I wish I had a 6 foot penis, which the genie did. The genie turned to the rabbit and asked what he would like for his first wish, the rabbit said a motorbike helmet. This confused the bear and the genie but his wish was granted. The rabbit promptly put the helmet on. The genie then turned to the bear and asked what he'd like for his second wish "I'd like all the female bears in the forest to meet me at 7 o'clock tonight. Going through his mind he was thinking "6 foot, loads of women, party!!" Then the rabbit had his second wish - a motorbike. He sat on the motorbike with his helmet on. The genie then turned round and said "What would you like for your final wish Mr Bear". "All the bears in the forest to be female." His wish was granted. The bear was thinking "Serious party!!" Finally the genie turned to the rabbit for his final wish. The rabbit replied "I WANT HIM TO BE GAY ", started the motorbike and pissed off. |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by Arcani: 6:19pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
you try |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by sniperwolf(m): 6:36pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
É ya! |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by mykali(m): 6:46pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
chai, all the rabbits in the house clems, cbase, gabbry . . . u guys are ruthless.  |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by Nobody: 6:49pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
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| Re: Forest Wishes! by mykali(m): 6:59pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
ibkaye. i should be happy to c u again after so many decades . . .  but this ya face no good oh. so many wrinkles. . .  |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by Nobody: 7:08pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
Why won't I have wrinkles? Am an old woman na, actually turned 62 yesterday  |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by mykali(m): 7:12pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
why did u use the m instead of the f. na who dey pursue u na? |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by Nobody: 7:14pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
m ke? it says f from where I'm sitting |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by coolykdat(m): 7:15pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
ibkaye: Happy Bye day!      |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by Nobody: 7:17pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
coolykdat:Thankyou |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by mykali(m): 7:44pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
ibkaye: yeah, v u 4gotten ur stuck in the toilet bowl? u cant see str8. |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by Nobody: 7:58pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
mykali:lmao u no serious |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by Magnate021(m): 10:59pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
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| Re: Forest Wishes! by clemcykul(f): 12:09pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by mykali(m): 5:55pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
L L L L L L L L L like a lolipop. |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by Nobody: 6:17pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
Fyaam! |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by mykali(m): 6:24pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
are u back again? |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by Nobody: 6:24pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
Fyaaam! |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by mykali(m): 7:41pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
don't tell me u are still stuck in the toilet bowl? |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by Nobody: 7:44pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
no way jare |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by mykali(m): 7:52pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
so who brought u out. ur muscular hubby i guess. |
| Re: Forest Wishes! by Nobody: 7:53pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
urggh, my hubby is not muscular o, olorun ma je |
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