Meklex:
My own unfortunate experience was during a lecture session, the lecturer just kept looking at me and later motioned me to stand up lamenting how I always appear dull in his lectures, but the truth was his lectures are outstandingly boring... He started asking what drink I take, I replied Malta Guinness in my bid to appear responsible but the man capitalized on that and started dissing me saying that was why I appear dull that I should endeavour to start drinking alcoholic drinks and whatnot so as to be lively, I just kept staring at him defiantly, he went further to ask me a question which I answered correctly but he wasn't satisfied and he started dissing me again, I can't help but smile while looking at him, he got tired and started with his lecturing, I just had to sit down from my own volition.

The second time was with this lecturer that is obsessed with departmental wears, so in one of his lectures I showed up without the departmental wear and as I was about to sit down he just rushed at me and gave me a blinding slap, I was looking at him the whole time without flinching and the next thing I walked home wore the department wear and came back to the lecture, he felt embarrassed but couldn't ask me out, I even walked to the front sit to sit down.

Martiyu:


I don't think he ought to feel embarrassed. He gave you a slap that restored you to default setting which made you do what you ought to have done.
He felt satisfied should be more like it ☺

timawoku:
It was during a test in my final year, there had been this beautiful girl I hoped we would date but later just became friends, it was fin 413(finance), this girl seem to forget her formula and she began fretting, I knew the question only too much because I practiced that particular question very well, we were given 1hr, I finished under 30mins and resorted to helping people out, naturally the girl came to mind first, I started telling her the formulas (and did not realize the main lecturer of the course had walked in and was seeing everything I was doing), he motioned the invigillator who later realized what I was doing, na so this invigilator carry am for head o, he took my paper, tore it, and said he would make sure that I never graduate that year,(he was taking us agric finance,a prerequisite) that I will fail his course (even the lecturer that owns the course was like;wat da?, you dey beef this boy before?),he walked me out, (and me no send, I no even beg am) he later chased after me, said I would face dept panel, he said as long as he was living, I would not graduate, (funny part was I did not finch, I was just staring at him like I was watching a movie, all I needed was popcorn),even the owner of the course was pleading on my behalf ( I was one of his best students). He later even cancelled that test (because there was mass failure) and did anoda which I was the highest.

Then alas

His (the invigilator) course was removed from prerequisite and was made optional, he had accident and he was changed, I still went ahead and did his course (we were only 4 students and another lecturer took the lecture) and guess what? I conquered the dude!

SHOPPERS:
Physics lecturers are sadists.... Agree?

Yomieluv:
When I was busying copying a fellow classmate during an exam,one wicked lecturer took me from there,and directed me to go sit at the podium all alone..

Thank God I have copied enough to give me "C" in the course.

timawoku:
It was during a test in my final year, there had been this beautiful girl I hoped we would date but later just became friends, it was fin 413(finance), this girl seem to forget her formula and she began fretting, I knew the question only too much because I practiced that particular question very well, we were given 1hr, I finished under 30mins and resorted to helping people out, naturally the girl came to mind first, I started telling her the formulas (and did not realize the main lecturer of the course had walked in and was seeing everything I was doing), he motioned the invigillator who later realized what I was doing, na so this invigilator carry am for head o, he took my paper, tore it, and said he would make sure that I never graduate that year,(he was taking us agric finance,a prerequisite) that I will fail his course (even the lecturer that owns the course was like;wat da?, you dey beef this boy before?),he walked me out, (and me no send, I no even beg am) he later chased after me, said I would face dept panel, he said as long as he was living, I would not graduate, (funny part was I did not finch, I was just staring at him like I was watching a movie, all I needed was popcorn),even the owner of the course was pleading on my behalf ( I was one of his best students). He later even cancelled that test (because there was mass failure) and did anoda which I was the highest.

Then alas

His (the invigilator) course was removed from prerequisite and was made optional, he had accident and he was changed, I still went ahead and did his course (we were only 4 students and another lecturer took the lecture) and guess what? I conquered the dude!

tosyne2much:
My eyes don see so many things onto this sch tins

Another one

We had this lecturer named Mr. Eke, this man is just too wicked

There's this babe he wanted to bleep and unfortunately for me, this babe was my senior and was a carry over student who sat beside me during test and was copying my work

Na so this man turn lion inside hall oooooo
immediately he noticed the lady was writing from my booklet

** Fast-Fwd** this man came to me, grabbed my script and almost tore it.. He drove me out of the class without any reason ** shey na person wey dem dey copy hin work him suppose pursue ni abi na person wey dey giraff another person work? **

** The lady later came to me narrated the whole issssh and apologized for the pain she caused me**

**She told me the man wanted underskirt things and he denied him of it and that was why the man gave her CO the previous session and had threatened to fall her one more time so that was why he vented his anger on me as I was acting like a saviour**

tosyne2much:
heeeeey bro don't step on my toes.. you think this is a joke or waaaat ? What do I stand to gain telling an untrue story ?

missdebs:
the worst thn a lecturer did to me was fail me because i refused to heed to his stupid advances...as God will hav it, he also has not gotten hs phd after many yrs.dt was my curse on hm.

dafil22:
My project supervisor gave me a C. Can u beat dt? Afta all d suffer to work on it

timawoku:
It was during a test in my final year, there had been this beautiful girl I hoped we would date but later just became friends, it was fin 413(finance), this girl seem to forget her formula and she began fretting, I knew the question only too much because I practiced that particular question very well, we were given 1hr, I finished under 30mins and resorted to helping people out, naturally the girl came to mind first, I started telling her the formulas (and did not realize the main lecturer of the course had walked in and was seeing everything I was doing), he motioned the invigillator who later realized what I was doing, na so this invigilator carry am for head o, he took my paper, tore it, and said he would make sure that I never graduate that year,(he was taking us agric finance,a prerequisite) that I will fail his course (even the lecturer that owns the course was like;wat da?, you dey beef this boy before?),he walked me out, (and me no send, I no even beg am) he later chased after me, said I would face dept panel, he said as long as he was living, I would not graduate, (funny part was I did not finch, I was just staring at him like I was watching a movie, all I needed was popcorn),even the owner of the course was pleading on my behalf ( I was one of his best students). He later even cancelled that test (because there was mass failure) and did anoda which I was the highest.

Then alas

His (the invigilator) course was removed from prerequisite and was made optional, he had accident and he was changed, I still went ahead and did his course (we were only 4 students and another lecturer took the lecture) and guess what? I conquered the dude!

edozie04:
Failed me just because I did not buy his textbook

Kachisbarbie:
This will be sweet

None comes to mind.
I avoided my Lecturers like plagues.

When I was graduating, one told me - "so,
you 're the Onyinye...hiding yourself from me but you give all these small-small boys for free"...hahahahahaha.

Jennimma:
Hmmmm...i'm here to learn

Yomieluv:
When I was busying copying a fellow classmate during an exam,one wicked lecturer took me from there,and directed me to go sit at the podium all alone..

Thank God I have copied enough to give me "C" in the course.

tosyne2much:
There was this strict lecturer, he dare not set his eyes on your phone and if your phone go as far as ringing, there's no point begging, hurriedly obtain another form for automatic carry over

There was a day he was lecturing and I was really carried away, I didn't know when I brought out my phone and quickly replied my whatsapp msg Make una no bash me oooooo, let any student who has neva done this cast the first stone except those using 1900BC phones , not knowing he was looking towards my direction

He ordered me out of his class at once and i started begging him but all my pleas fell to deaf ears. I packed my books and was heading towards the door that was when called me back and asked for my full name, eeeeehway !!! My own don finish! Na there I know say I don enter serious wahala.. I was just looking like someone who just received a sack letter. After so much pressure on me, I told him my full name and he brought out his attendance sheet, striked my name and me I was done for the semester

Ever since then, he always ordered me out of his class