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What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by youMustLaugh(m): 9:33pm On Oct 26, 2014
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."

Lol. 1 word for the young boy's definition.

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Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by Greyworld: 9:40pm On Oct 26, 2014
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Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by youMustLaugh(m): 9:46pm On Oct 26, 2014
Greyworld:
Nyc1

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Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by Greyworld: 9:49pm On Oct 26, 2014
youMustLaugh:


thanks
Welcome...... Mur 4 d nyt plz
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by youMustLaugh(m): 7:21am On Oct 27, 2014
Greyworld:

Welcome...... Mur 4 d nyt plz

more on their way. you will have them asap
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by Greyworld: 7:26am On Oct 27, 2014
youMustLaugh:


more on their way. you will have them asap
Copy dat
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by teemy(m): 8:21am On Oct 27, 2014
parties register as companies with the cac and later on with the inec. as such profits is the main goal of these people we vote for to help manage our economy. while they do so, the first priority is to satisfy their shareholders who direct the comp.

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Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by Rexhenrex(m): 11:59am On Oct 27, 2014
very perfect. definition
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by Networkingprof: 4:40pm On Oct 27, 2014
The boy is more than a boy, he is a boy philosopher.
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by Networkingprof: 4:43pm On Oct 27, 2014
The boy is more than a boy, he is a boy philosopher. He knows the secret of his 'godfather' that defines politics.
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by youMustLaugh(m): 9:20pm On Oct 27, 2014
Networkingprof:
The boy is more than a boy, he is a boy philosopher. He knows the secret of his 'godfather' that defines politics.

lol. true talk.
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by Networkingprof: 9:48pm On Oct 27, 2014
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by Networkingprof: 9:50pm On Oct 27, 2014
cheesy
youMustLaugh:


lol. true talk.
And you are a miracle worker, I still dey laugh o! grin
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by justi4jesu(f): 6:12am On Oct 28, 2014
[quote author=youMustLaugh post=27478576]A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."

Lol. 1 word for the young boy's definition.

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Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by justi4jesu(f): 6:14am On Oct 28, 2014
youMustLaugh:
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."

Lol. 1 word for the young boy's definition.

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Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by kropelgrada(m): 7:53am On Oct 28, 2014
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hmm bad guy. smiley
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by jujutom(m): 8:15am On Oct 28, 2014
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by vyqtour(m): 12:39pm On Oct 28, 2014
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Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by tspun(m): 12:42pm On Oct 28, 2014
great, i love that definition.
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by Smily202(m): 3:28pm On Oct 28, 2014
Is this a joke grin grin shocked shocked shocked
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by okpamson15(m): 4:00pm On Oct 28, 2014
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Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by Guykhena(m): 4:13pm On Oct 28, 2014
Youmustlaugh AKA Belloahmad angry
You didn't reveal your secret anymore,why?
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Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by major466(m): 4:23pm On Oct 28, 2014
That does not define Politics. It's too bogus. To me it looks more like another sublime strategy to discredit Capitalism.
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by yokiti: 8:33am On Oct 29, 2014
Someone also defines politics using this scenario:
" a situation whereby you throw something as big as elephant from a 3 storey building, those waiting to receive it on the ground couldnt see/ get it and the person that threw it did not retrieve it; it just disappeared".
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It's so unfortunate that majority of those at the receiving end of the misrule of their elected officials are too unconcerned or should I say too lazy to make the necessary change.
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by Tradesrunner(m): 11:04am On Oct 29, 2014
You are not correct mister
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by oyekanmi001(m): 12:23pm On Oct 29, 2014
youMustLaugh:


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Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by Orunto: 1:21pm On Oct 29, 2014
One word for the father's lesson and the young boy's definition.
"CONFUCIANISM"!
Re: What Is Politics? A Must Read And An Eye Opener!!!!!!!! by Nobody: 2:05pm On Oct 29, 2014
In nigeria's context, politics is simply pdp exploiting and looting nigeria since the advent of democracy and APC, an old wine in a new bottle, claiming to be the savior to resue nigeria from the grip of corruption but in reality just want to taste the humongous national cake. And finally the masses who are sycophants, who sing praises to the ruling class as they rob us of our collective patrimony..

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