NL is popular for it's writers,it's programmers and and a host of web developers who invaded the forum. It's popular for it's political stalwarts. You see them singing GMB and GEJ around. And 2019 too. (They don't care about today or tomorrow.2019 strictly on their minds.)
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There's always a group we tend to forget when we count those who've made NL what it is. Those who made it fun. You will never find them particularly in Jokes section anyway. They are always everywhere. You will find them mostly in Romance,Rap battles and Celebrities. They are the NL trolls. I call them the happy crew.
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These trolls have a variety of ways they have been contributing to NL. It ranges from posting bizarre romantic experiences to provoke the innocent's emotions to posting off-topic posts to disrupt organisation.
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Well,they seem to be the bunch of silliest people on NL but these days they actually have become the most celebrated of NL. From tripping girls,to awards and as expected,the popularity. This is because many people really look forward to their posts to unwind. A lot of people do follow them really.
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But there are 7 things you probably don't know about NL trolls........and they are:
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1) TROLLS ARE INTELLIGENT: Our NL trolls are a bunch of highly intelligent people. Anytime you provoke of one them by quoting him,he has the ready answer for you. They don't think for long,it comes to them. They have the brains.
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2)TROLLS ARE PATIENT: The NL troll crew are the bunch of most patient people I have seen. They get verbally abused so much,by their fans. They more they make fans laugh,the more they are abused. However only a few of these trolls readily use direct insults.
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3)TROLLS ARE NATURALLY FUNNY: The NL troll crew is a bunch of naturally funny persons. If you doubt me,pretend to be a troll for a week.
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4)TROLLS HAVE A DATA PLAN: No,no,no! They don't live on the Etisalat 15mb/week token as you might have said when one provoked you last. You may say it,they don't care. But never think it. Trolls are always surfing. They have a data plan.
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5)TROLLS HAVE ALL THE TIME: From searching for pictures to back their funny claims with,to posting and replying and mentioning. Ahhh,trolls have all the time on their sides. I wonder if some of them work. And if they work,they're doing part time jobs.
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6)TROLLS LIKE THE ATTENTION: They really do cherish the attention. They don't care if it's an insult or an encouragement. They love the replies,and the mentions too.
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7)TROLLS HAVE MORE THAN ONE E-MAIL ACCOUNT: Finally,trolls have more than one e-mail account. Some of them have as much as four NL accounts. With four NL accounts,it surely means you have four e-mail accounts.
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So for all you who are aspiring to be popular trolls,check these 7 first. Goodluck. Don't worry,some hypocrites will rain insults on you and they still will sneak to your profile in the midnight to read your posts. And some will be bold enough to follow and encourage you. Whichever way,just remember that there is not a gain in trolling than the temporary NL popularity.
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Haaa,where are the trolls of yesterday? All forgotten!!!
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NB: These 7 are facts. And if you think I'm lying,ask Andyblaze or spacegoat. Youngwizzy will be free enough to answer too...........
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Ayamlaykorn

Anam

Im typing

YungwizzzyPt7:
Anam

We never carry ifa commot for ground

8. Trolls are kids!

wow...nice stuff....@op..you must be very observant to have noticed all these amazing facts...they're very true..espcially no 1,3 & 6...*thumbs up* ...

Caracta:
8. Trolls are kids!

No,they aren't. They are grown adults. Ask BoiledCorn. He's older than you are

youngice:
The op is already becoming a troll

..SFTG

You don't become a troll. You are either one or not.

Front page thing.

Land purchased..Another investment..

Spacegoat ur matter don enter court.........

rokiatu:
Front page thing.

Tval:
Land purchased..Another investment..

rokiatu:
Front page thing.

This one doesn't have a source. For fp,I'll post the source.

Repent now of your sinful evil ways to avoid eternity in hell fire,,,Jesus christ love and warn you to repent and convert now to avoid hell fire when you die

f##k me hard dear!

bombayz:
f##k me hard dear!

He needs Viagra.

Whatever !

Andyblaze is on hiatus..he will be back shortly

clean2:
Repent now of your sinful evil ways to avoid eternity in hell fire,,,Jesus christ love and warn you to repent and convert now to avoid hell fire when you die

I'm sorry you lost your way sir. This is the way to the religion section.
www.nairaland.com/religion

Janeify:
Janeify is typing

temhab:
Im typing

Janeify:
Janeify is typing

My great grandma. She died at 112 years old. She typed faster than both of you.

laykorn:


My great grandma. She died at 112 years old. She typed faster than both of you.

lol,anyhow sha....Maybe she once worked as a typist

Janeify:
lol,anyhow sha....Maybe she once worked as a typist

Yeah,maybe. But she couldn't read or write.

laykorn:


Yeah,maybe. But she couldn't read or write.

Okay