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| Chinese Switchboard. by bigfather(m): 8:54am On Nov 18, 2008 |
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this? Caller: I'm Sum Wan , And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about? Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Lee. Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!   |
| Re: Chinese Switchboard. by AshtonJake(m): 9:21am On Nov 18, 2008 |
LOL  |
| Re: Chinese Switchboard. by Nautillus(m): 10:40am On Nov 18, 2008 |
ahhh . . .ok . . .it made me smile sha |
| Re: Chinese Switchboard. by SamMilla1(m): 11:09am On Nov 18, 2008 |
Finally i see a new joke here, not everyone telling me that they stole a machine in Nigeria in 5 minutes well done, Now boyz and gals go scout for a better one |
| Re: Chinese Switchboard. by Gabry(f): 11:12am On Nov 18, 2008 |
Sammy, since when your eyes be same size as mine? Puff daddy hia have been posting a few jokes on this site nna  Big Dehdeh, nice joke |
| Re: Chinese Switchboard. by romsky: 11:17am On Nov 18, 2008 |
gab ow com d name sounds lyk urs huh |
| Re: Chinese Switchboard. by Okijajuju1(m): 11:21am On Nov 18, 2008 |
pish posh!! |
| Re: Chinese Switchboard. by Gabry(f): 11:22am On Nov 18, 2008 |
romade: which name naa?  Okija_juju: wetin be that? |
| Re: Chinese Switchboard. by Okijajuju1(m): 11:35am On Nov 18, 2008 |
gabrywyl: |
| Re: Chinese Switchboard. by Okijajuju1(m): 11:37am On Nov 18, 2008 |
gabrywyl: Like play, Like Play, Naija don colonise this chinko. You try jare. No mind me o!! Na possess dey do me so. |
| Re: Chinese Switchboard. by romsky: 11:42am On Nov 18, 2008 |
nyone, no one, everyone |
| Re: Chinese Switchboard. by Gabry(f): 11:44am On Nov 18, 2008 |
Okija_juju: Na waa. I be Albino you go refer me as chinko. Chei!   |
| Re: Chinese Switchboard. by clemcykul(f): 2:17pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
Albino |
| Re: Chinese Switchboard. by Okijajuju1(m): 3:51pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
gabrywyl: No vex o!! Albino??!! I hear say dem dey find una meat for one country like that. I hear say albino dey sweet to use do blood money.  |
| Re: Chinese Switchboard. by Gabry(f): 2:31am On Nov 19, 2008 |
   CANNIBAL!!!!!! Please be very aware that Im also a dracula.  |
| Re: Chinese Switchboard. by AnthonyKil(m): 8:33am On Nov 20, 2008 |
Dracula my foot Poster, thats funny |
| Re: Chinese Switchboard. by sima(f): 8:45pm On Nov 20, 2008 |
OMG!!! @joke nairaland cannot contain d amount of roffflmfffaaooff. . . hahah |
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