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PHD Holder Turns Church Upside Down by Kpokpodikpo: 1:25pm On Oct 29, 2014
PHD Holder Turns Church Upside Down
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The next in line to give testimony after me last sunday was a guy who I heard just rounded up his PHD at Abraka, Delta State University. I tried giving pastor the mic back after I finished thanking God. Pastor, take! I said giving it to the man of God. No, he said, give it to him, pointing to the guy.

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Re: PHD Holder Turns Church Upside Down by Ploy(m): 1:49pm On Oct 29, 2014
That your church must be infected with wrongrammaticalogy. It made me smile. Thank you
Re: PHD Holder Turns Church Upside Down by Nobody: 4:11pm On Oct 29, 2014
I doubt if it is worth the wasted data:>.....



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PHD Holder Turns Church Upside
Down
The next in line to give testimony after me
last sunday was a guy who I heard just
rounded up his PHD at Abraka, Delta State
University. I tried giving pastor the mic back
after I finished thanking God. Pastor, take! I
said giving it to the man of God. No, he said,
give it to him, pointing to the guy. I gave it
to him and he collected it and said; Church,
praise thy Lord. It is not a small something.
It all started actually, a two week ago, which
I am in my house in Abraka about to finish
up my PHD program. A small hungry was
catching me so I look in the house, nothing
much to ate only small plantain which I
have not fried before. So I tell myself to fry it
and ate. As I am frying the plantain, my
phone started ranging, I look, it is a faring
place, I now run, which I reach there, it was
my father which call, I pick phone and say;
Father call after, I is plantain frying. I drop
phone. I now turn around, as I turn around,
all of a suddenly everywhere in my house
have turn to smoke. Children of God as I am
approaching, smoke is bigging, smoke is
just bigging and bigging. It is a fearing
thing o! If it is you self, afraid will catch you.
I now call the name of Jesus three times. I
shout Jesus! Jesus!! Jesus!!! All of a
miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing,
to where? I did not aware. It is a miracle
something o! Smoke start to disappearing
small, small, small. Then, my plantain have
burn to matches. Church, praise thy Lord!
Praise thy Lord somebodies. My main
testimony today is say, I eat that charcoal
and nothing happen me! Praise thy Lord
church!
Re: PHD Holder Turns Church Upside Down by TunjiMsp: 4:29pm On Oct 29, 2014
Thanks you for not allowing me waste my data, I for curse this f.ool unborn generation.
Re: PHD Holder Turns Church Upside Down by cupidora(f): 4:50pm On Oct 29, 2014
Thanks Blizzard44,its funny sha cheesy

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Re: PHD Holder Turns Church Upside Down by Jinyjagz(m): 5:24pm On Oct 29, 2014
old joke

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