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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by jaydee87(m): 10:29pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
farouk0403:bros you can work any where you want.. but for our course any beverage company is good or you go into full agriculture... for me am into photography now... but if am to work with the any company I will prefer agricultural companies... |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by farouk0403(m): 11:09pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
jaydee87: Wow that's cool, but why don't you want to practice in our field? I mean like being self employed in the farm |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by alphabbey1(m): 12:35am On Feb 06, 2016 |
jaydee87:you're 1st class comedian. If it's dat easy for crop production to work anywhere, I wonder what a Microbiologist or Botany is doing at home..... Just dey whyne d guy. Better tell him d truth nd let Him knw His faith so dat He can be prepared 4 d worse Or Else, he's gonna curse u later when He becomes a graduate.. Work anywhere my foot. Even u sef don divert 4rm ur field into photographer. He doesn't knw Nigerian and it's Job sector. In dis present economy, After 5yrs of being a graduate with 2nd class upper, a chemical engineering student is still out there searching 4 Job... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by farouk0403(m): 2:10am On Feb 06, 2016 |
alphabbey1: But there are many jobs that do not specify the coursed they need, such as banking jobs, graduate trainee, agro allied company sorry agro allied company are only for Agric students, marketing jobs, academician and so many more, those jobs that I listed they have training school to train you for some months after employment, but high cgpa will give you upper hand and chances to be selected for interview, I knew many graduates that deviate from what they studied from the university to a complete different career. Also let me tell you something, there is high job opportunity in the north than the southwest, because the percentage of graduate in the north are low compared to that of southwest, south west has so many educated elite that are choked up in the labour market which makes it difficult to secure a job.. I hope that clarify everything for you |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by alphabbey1(m): 2:34am On Feb 06, 2016 |
farouk0403:My dear brothers and sisters don't be deceived, don't let anyone come and tell you that ''i know of someone that studied yoruba and is working in the bank''. Come to think of it, will you just carry your certificate in yoruba and your C.V and apply for a bank job? (in fact, the receptionist will just fling your documents away) This is near impossible and the only way it can be possible and work out is having a very good connection (which is what Nigeria is all about today) and the special grace of God. |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by farouk0403(m): 5:35am On Feb 06, 2016 |
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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by farouk0403(m): 5:57am On Feb 06, 2016 |
alphabbey1: Sorry sir I mean no disrespect but are you a jambite?? Because you sound like one. I guess if you are a graduate you supposed to know what's going on in the labour market. To cut you short, Banks has no restriction for courses the only restriction is age barrier which you should not be above 28 and some other banks will request minimum of 2:1. Am not here to argue nor lie, am a living witness because I have someone at my door step that studied geography and he works with GT bank, yes!! My blood brother. But if you are still doubting me please you can go to any Bank in your area and ask, or you should check any advertisement on their job you will see what am talking about. You supposed to know that each and every course in the university before graduation your coordinators or some times lecturers will tell you the job prospect of the course and possible field that you can work in. Lastly I want you to know that Agriculture is a vast course with many decipline inside it, as a graduate in Agric you should try to be self reliant because you can be an entrepreneur by establishing your own farm through or you can be a consultant, but only serious student that engage in practical aspect can accomplish it. If you see any agric graduate that is job hunting is either he has no capital to start with or he is just looking for job security. But my advice to those that are yet to go to their youth service, is please they should save every penny of their NYSC alawee so that after completing their service they can start small business while they are still searching for job |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by alphabbey1(m): 11:49am On Feb 06, 2016 |
farouk0403:well, u're wright about one thing, am not a graduate. Yet still, am not a Jambite. Am a 400L Dentistry student from the University Of Ibadan. You see, am nt a graduate, but I move with graduates.... Even as a Doctor of Dentist, ave knwn since my Pre-medical days dat Nigeria isn't d wright place 4 me 2 start my carreer.... I see aw even doctors 4rm both federal nd state Hospital are collecting Pittance amount of money. Look, Do u want to be Limited to banks Only. For Goodness sake, How much is bank employee's salary. Some bank's salary does nt worth d stress at all. Moreover, is bank employment readily available. Your course is good enough, am nt disputing dat, All I want u to do is to be prepared for d worse and be practical. Theory aspect of Ur course may not Help u, but d practical will take u a long way..... But believe me, if u cn travel to abroad after ur Nysc, You will be very Happy u Studied d course..... Nigeria is a destiny destroying country.... |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by jaydee87(m): 11:52am On Feb 06, 2016 |
alphabbey1:boss u the comedian cos thank God u know in nigeria u can work anywhere.... and to curse me he won't do that cos by then Nigeria will embrace agriculture... and bros u need to go into perfume and insecticide production that's a gold mine for you.... remember me when u start the production... |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by jaydee87(m): 11:55am On Feb 06, 2016 |
farouk0403:will still go into that when am ready but for now am not... you can also look in that direction too... a friend started rearing cow when we were in our first year now he has cows... so you can also start husbandry |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by alphabbey1(m): 12:01pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
And, forget about what ur Lecturers are telling u about ur course, the benefit in it, and where u can work..... They will only tell u something dat will motivate u in studying it but never let u knw what is really out there for u... A lecturer in one of my school department told His student that after there NYSC, dey will be paid nothing less dan 400k... Then, I begin to wonder, if there's a company out there paying 400k for fresh graduate, why is that lecturer still in d skul earning 80k as salary nd did nt go 4 d 400k Job.... My dear, Knowledge is knowing tomatoe is a fruit, But, Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad....... |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by alphabbey1(m): 12:02pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
jaydee87:that's what I meant by practical.... |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by farouk0403(m): 12:13pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
alphabbey1: Thanks.. Now we are heading the same direction, my plan is too start a career abroad, after my masters |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by farouk0403(m): 12:20pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
jaydee87: Okay thanks, I will try it |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by PaulWillbliz(m): 5:09pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Hello, chums.. I've been quite observant of all blogs been dropped here from page 1, well i just want to know if i may ask, is Physical Health and Education(PHE) a good course to read cos I've been bothering, for me to chose law and later change to English language due to my capability... Was later given admission to study the afore course, which i never opted for. .. Well, to get the matter straight, i'm just a fresher of obafemi awolowo university. 2015/2016 |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by farouk0403(m): 7:02pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
PaulWillbliz: Just try your best and come out with good grade, that will give you more chances of job interview, if you apply. than those that have lower grade. Most of Nigerian jobs have no courses restriction I.e every graduates from different deciplines can apply for the job. Don't mind those people that will discourage you, they don't know what's going on outside the walls of their university |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by PaulWillbliz(m): 11:02pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
farouk0403:. Thanks, sire. . That's a relieve. |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by sirqeeboi(m): 10:23am On Dec 16, 2016 |
Sunnycliff: Am not a fisheries students. .buh when I first heard about fisheries I was like is this a course. ...but when I saw their courses ..then I knew it was not a joking course at all...FISHERIES IS A GOOD COURSE |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by AlphaStyles(m): 5:52am On Dec 02, 2021 |
Never underrate any course |
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by HADI854: 7:20am On Dec 02, 2021 |
kozaic:Na the at adult education even dey shock me But na the mentality dey make Naija filled with more jobless graduates oooo Most of us are just in school so that we can graduate and get work from school Some of us don forget say School Nobi business center There is difference between acquiring knowledge and getting empoyed But that one no means say everybody go come wan go school to go read anyhow course ooo |
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