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Whales by goodguy(m): 4:09pm On Sep 25, 2005
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him. "
Re: Whales by cushman(m): 5:25pm On Sep 25, 2005
cheesy
grin
Re: Whales by FOD(m): 9:19pm On Sep 25, 2005
Demonstration of confidence!!! grin
Re: Whales by hotangel2(f): 9:42pm On Sep 25, 2005
This is hilarious. cheesy cheesy
Re: Whales by casper(m): 4:31pm On Sep 27, 2005
destination approved!!!!! lol
Re: Whales by Oracle(m): 7:36pm On Nov 11, 2006
She has automatically qualified her teacher for hell.

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