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Buying Monkeys by becky4love(f): 9:53am On Nov 20, 2008 |
Once upon a time , in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort. The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again . But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching. The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf. While the man was away the assistant told the villagers, "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each." The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man nor his assistant again, and once again there were monkeys everywhere. Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works. |
Re: Buying Monkeys by Nautillus(m): 10:03am On Nov 20, 2008 |
not much of a joke sha ooh . . . |
Re: Buying Monkeys by maxcolino(m): 10:04am On Nov 20, 2008 |
nice one becky real funny keep it up kudosssssssss |
Re: Buying Monkeys by romsky: 10:15am On Nov 20, 2008 |
which of d 2 above me is lying? |
Re: Buying Monkeys by clemcykul(f): 12:06pm On Nov 20, 2008 |
the very one above me |
Re: Buying Monkeys by becky4love(f): 7:37pm On Nov 20, 2008 |
thanks max |
Re: Buying Monkeys by Moyola(f): 7:51pm On Nov 20, 2008 |
Welkum Becky |
Re: Buying Monkeys by krama(m): 8:40pm On Nov 20, 2008 |
A nice one there |
Re: Buying Monkeys by sima(f): 2:09am On Nov 21, 2008 |
tru |
Re: Buying Monkeys by Gabry(f): 11:18am On Nov 21, 2008 |
Re: Buying Monkeys by krama(m): 11:22am On Nov 21, 2008 |
Close ya teeth! |
Re: Buying Monkeys by Gabry(f): 2:02pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
See this Krama Banana Gorilla Papaya |
Re: Buying Monkeys by clemcykul(f): 3:15pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
krama walahi if na me i no gree! ol boi see insult |
Re: Buying Monkeys by sima(f): 11:50pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
whre is da insult? . . show mi i wan see |
Re: Buying Monkeys by skipo87(m): 12:30am On Nov 26, 2008 |
true true |
Re: Buying Monkeys by sima(f): 2:12am On Nov 26, 2008 |
:p |
Re: Buying Monkeys by clemcykul(f): 10:57am On Nov 26, 2008 |
same to u |
Re: Buying Monkeys by sylve11: 5:30pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
to u |
Re: Buying Monkeys by tosinadeda: 7:30pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
nice try |
Re: Buying Monkeys by clemcykul(f): 12:17pm On Nov 27, 2008 |
see teeth |
Re: Buying Monkeys by sima(f): 8:30am On Nov 28, 2008 |
like my armpit |
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