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This Cracked Me Up Real Good: 'you Are Not 'MAN' Not To Talk Of A 'DELA'. by ono(m): 4:21pm On Nov 04, 2014
I got this from my friend's Facbook page. Mods, I'm sorry, I do not have any link to the author.

A CITIZENS WRITES HIS SERVANT REPRIMANDING HIM OVER HIS CLUELESS, DIVISIVE, LACKLUSTRE STEWARDSHIP!

Soni Akoji

TAKE A LOOK!

The comedian we call president is saying we should pray for Nigeria. Na ludo he go play for Israel? See, just open a Ministry for Prayers and appoint Pastor Oritsejafor as Minister.

This guy will take us to just one place and that is NOWHERE.

Indians worships idols but they already have their spacecraft in Mars. What of China? What of Germany? What of France? Their leaders use their brains to work and don't talk bullshit all the time.

Pray, pray, pray, when are you going to ever do anything reasonable?

Pray, stealing is not corruption.

Pray, corruption is the order of the day.

Pray, electricity is worse than what it was in 1999.

Pray, over 100,000 barrels of crude oil are stolen under your black hat every single day.

Pray, Nigerian soldiers turned into frightened rabbits are tactically maneuvering into Cameroun and Chad.

Pray, the Air force is a huge joke. Navy, what navy?

Pray, hundreds of girls have gone missing for 200 days PLUS, it will soon be a year and you will still be telling us pray. Can't you just see your own incompetence?

Pray, hospitals are bad.

Pray, there is no single government pediatric centre in the whole country. Not even ONE.

Pray, frustrated & jobless youths die at recruitment test centres and you cannot fire that bullshit-talking interior minister since he lacks the moral conscience to resign.

The defence HQ is still studying that Shekau video ba?

The downed fighter jet nko?

The beheaded pilot? You expect his family to be clapping or praying for you, right?

The $15 million was for which arms? Voicemail

Pray, where is your Stella Oduah & the BMWs?

Pray, where is Maina & the embezzled pension funds?

Pray, old soldiers are protesting in Abuja for non payment of their pensions for months on end.

Pray, parts of Nigeria are now Islamic terror enclaves.

Can't you just look within you, summon your innermost powers & inspire the entire nation?

Is that not what Alexander the Great would have done? NO. YOU CANNOT OFFER WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE.

Pray, your wife is living larger than life in Abuja and she was collecting salary from Bayelsa for work she never did.

Pray, your party has plunged the nation into more darkness.

Pray, you keep fumbling every day. Pray, pray, pray!!!!!!!

You are so monotonous, uninspiring, uncreative, unimaginative and boring. I don't hate you but I totally detest your incompetence and like millions of Nigerians, we cannot tolerate you a day extra as the pilot of this ship once your tenure expires like Cowbell milk without NAFDAC number.

You do not have the courage of a Thomas Sankara. We all know you cannot die for this nation. You said it yourself that if you go to Chibok, they will just kill you. So Nigerians living there nko? Who will protect them? A whole commander-in-chief of Africa's fourth largest armed forces? That was a big disgrace on TV.

You lack the vision of a Kwame Nkrumah. You do not possess the poise of Julius Nyerere. You lack the selflessness of Nelson Mandela who was just 44 when he gladly went to jail for his people. Or you want to tell me you can stay locked up in Kirikiri for 27 years just for Nigerians? I WISH!!!! Even your Oga DSP Alamieyeseigha had to jump bail in London.

Yet, your sycophants want us to believe you are Mandela.

You are not a 'MAN' not to talk of a 'DELA.'

You just can't pretend to be a Patrice Lumumba. You do not have the burning passion of leaders who die for their countries. You cannot lead a war to save your own people or rouse your own army to glory but you can eat food worth billions and splash gold on weddings or coat your jets with it.

Your wife even had the audacity to spend N500million on a thanksgiving after she returned from Germany for treatment although you said you revolutionized the health sector in Nigeria. Who are you deceiving?

You do not have the seductive charm of Gamal Nasser.

The oratory powers of Tafawa Balewa or Samora Machel you cannot summon.

The boldness of Ahmadu Bello you don't have & the resilience of an Awolowo or the sagacity of an Azikiwe is not just in your nature.

Seretse Khama Ian Khama is the president of Botswana but Good Lord, that's a LEADER! ROCK-SOLID LEADER. You might want to call him for some lessons. You are holding this nation back and we will not allow that to KONTINU! Even the monkeys of Idanre are now smart, they use their own mobile phones.

You think you can bobo us with all this religious blackmail? It will not work. Or is Oritsejafor sleeping or what? Aso Rock chaplain nko? All those clerics you carry around all the time are not close to God enough or what? If I will pray any prayer, it is for this great country to get rid of thoroughly incompetent & divisive leaders like you & never witness this kind of disaster in leadership EVER again.

You were totally not ready for this job & we will not allow you to continue gambling with our own future and destinies. Your place is reserved in the catacomb of our post colonial tragedies! Let your supporters keep crying & screaming, we will not be deterred until you go back to your village or exile, whichever you so choose. You are even lucky unlike your Defence chief who has no village to even return to, if he retires today. Boko Haram has taken over his village in Mubi and declared it as a Caliphate under Islamic rule where impunity walks on all four! I will not mention the third option which I know you are very afraid of.

Our destinies are far more important that your personal ambition. We have had enough of your manipulations, deceit, lies and outright mischief and even greater crime of trying to use religion to cover it up.

Your trick will not work this time. We are waiting for the story you will tell us on November 11 when you will you open your mouth and tell us to give you four more years so you can ruin us completely. Luckily you now have shoes, so we will be glad if you tell us what you have done with the many OVERSIZED SHOES in your wardrobe!

Writer: Anonymous

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Re: This Cracked Me Up Real Good: 'you Are Not 'MAN' Not To Talk Of A 'DELA'. by benega: 4:34pm On Nov 04, 2014
Gej till buhari dies of cardiac arrest
Re: This Cracked Me Up Real Good: 'you Are Not 'MAN' Not To Talk Of A 'DELA'. by egift(m): 4:53pm On Nov 04, 2014
Jonathan is a personification of a Failed Leader.

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Re: This Cracked Me Up Real Good: 'you Are Not 'MAN' Not To Talk Of A 'DELA'. by phantom(m): 5:35pm On Nov 04, 2014
classic post......a failed leader in every ramification

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Re: This Cracked Me Up Real Good: 'you Are Not 'MAN' Not To Talk Of A 'DELA'. by skyeboy98(m): 5:55pm On Nov 04, 2014
Omo nah Gej get all this one? Jona don suffer

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Re: This Cracked Me Up Real Good: 'you Are Not 'MAN' Not To Talk Of A 'DELA'. by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 6:48pm On Nov 04, 2014
Dear Anonymous be grateful to GEJ for freedom of speech

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Re: This Cracked Me Up Real Good: 'you Are Not 'MAN' Not To Talk Of A 'DELA'. by Chylo(m): 6:48pm On Nov 04, 2014
Mehn, Jonathan is really having it hot this time around, no joke.
Re: This Cracked Me Up Real Good: 'you Are Not 'MAN' Not To Talk Of A 'DELA'. by EdCure: 7:02pm On Nov 04, 2014
GEJ is failure unparalleled.
Re: This Cracked Me Up Real Good: 'you Are Not 'MAN' Not To Talk Of A 'DELA'. by tit(f): 7:12pm On Nov 04, 2014
rubbish writeup.
Op, just check yourself into yaba left.
Re: This Cracked Me Up Real Good: 'you Are Not 'MAN' Not To Talk Of A 'DELA'. by Nobody: 7:37pm On Nov 04, 2014
mkpakanaodogwu:
Dear Anonymous be grateful to GEJ for freedom of speech

Na Shopona & Eshu Laalu Ogiri-oko go disvirgin your Mother & Daughters for this useless comment! So na freedom of speech we wan take alleviate poverty, create employment, generate power & rescue Nigeria from C.I.A & Boko Haram?

GEJ has no idea what is coming his way. My point is 2015 - Nigeria sai GMB!
Re: This Cracked Me Up Real Good: 'you Are Not 'MAN' Not To Talk Of A 'DELA'. by bangiskings: 7:55pm On Nov 04, 2014
You will soon see those TANoid members defending him. Gej your sibling devil is waiting for you for re-union
Re: This Cracked Me Up Real Good: 'you Are Not 'MAN' Not To Talk Of A 'DELA'. by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 8:24pm On Nov 04, 2014
Zoharariel:


Na Shopona & Eshu Laalu Ogiri-oko go disvirgin your Mother & Daughters for this useless comment! So na freedom of speech we wan take alleviate poverty, create employment, generate power & rescue Nigeria from C.I.A & Boko Haram?

GEJ has no idea what is coming his way. My point is 2015 - Nigeria sai GMB!
you lack good home training,i dont blame u i blaim the useless man that impregnanted your poor mother and left her to bring u up alone,she did a poor job and u didnt help matter at all,u chose to become a street urchin.take your frustration elsewhere,you are not in my class

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Re: This Cracked Me Up Real Good: 'you Are Not 'MAN' Not To Talk Of A 'DELA'. by ogbronx(m): 9:53pm On Nov 04, 2014
Today I heard from a once irredeemable fool say that he now sees the incompetence of Jonathan. He is Igbo though and was very passionate beyond reason on anything gej. He said this tambuwal's defection affected gej to the point of misplacement of priority thus fighting the speaker as he ought to have fought BH .
Gej is a mistake and before now, a lowlife that was used and is still being used. He is just an epitome of the larger gullible,shallow and mediocre populace . Gej isn't the only failure we have . The citizenry, especially saTANiods are shameless failures.

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