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Crazy by Jerryphat(m): 10:36am On Nov 07, 2014 |
•A guy asked u for sex, and u ask him ''do u love me?". What do u expect him to say or Are U a LEARNER ? •Half naked girls are hot,while well dressed girls are beautiful...Hell is hot,while heaven is beautiful...thechoice is yours? •You have slept with over 10 girls without protection yet you go to the barbers shop with your personal clipper. What are you preventing •Guys always know who their heart belongs to,so if you like cook chicken in diamond sauce or do monkey style in bed,if its not you, can't b u •In America wen a couple go to bed dey say "Good nighte my love" In Britain "Sweet dreams darling" In Nigerija "Did u lock d Gate, doors & windows? •You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a boyfriend" and be asking for money. GTBank staff cannot receive salary from UBA bank! •My name is Funmi, I used my friend to set up my boyfried to c if he'll cheat on me. Now they've sent me weding Invitation. WhAT AM I? A) Learner God sent C) Fool •No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i ve a GF" when asking her out. Their National Anthem is "we had issues & we've broken up" •welcome to Nigeria where the government is responsible and blamed for every damn things. if mosquito bite you, you will blame the government •No guy is single,you either snatch him from someone or share him with someone, the most important thing is to be the highest ShareHolde. I •woke up today,someone somewhere just took their last breath. Thank You God for blessing me more than I deserve •35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ...yoUr life is on SOS •Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years? •(1).Sex won't make him love u (2). A baby won't make him stay. If you're doubting me, kindly ask TUFACE •No matter how nice you are to a goat, it will still eat your yam •You make his 'Dick' hard, u carry him enter room, he don off shirt, then u shout April Fool... My sister, he will RAPE ur Destiny!! 1 Like |
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