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Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by LieDetector(m): 8:52pm On Nov 07, 2014

i met this girl in the beach yesterday. She looks hot. I collected her number from her. Today I called and asked her to come over. In a span of 2mins, she's at my doorstep. I went to my fridge to get her a chilled drink and on coming out, i saw she's stripped. I started fùcking her and i'm still fùcking her but right now as i'm typing, my dick is stuck in her pussyy. I have begged her to release me but she declined.

What do I do?

Candid replies please angry

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Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by adonbilivit: 8:54pm On Nov 07, 2014

LieDetector:
i met this girl in the beach yesterday. She looks hot. I collected her number from her. Today I called and asked her to come over. In a span of 2mins, she's at my doorstep. I went to my fridge to get her a chilled drink and on coming out, i saw she's stripped. I started fùcking her and i'm still fùcking her but right now as i'm typing, my dick is stuck in her pussyy. I have begged her to release me but she declined.

What do I do?

Candid replies please

lie detected

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by theDreamer2(m): 8:55pm On Nov 07, 2014

Don't do anything, jux stay there, sleep on it infact.
Ur moniker says it all

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by freshness2020: 8:56pm On Nov 07, 2014

..just detected the lies with my lie detector device! Beta try next time man...

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by LieDetector(m): 8:56pm On Nov 07, 2014

adonbilivit:
lie detected

is this an advice? Please help! Penìs is still stuck

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by Nobody: 8:56pm On Nov 07, 2014

go get a knife and cut it off. let the part be inside her OK.

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by BreezyRita(f): 8:57pm On Nov 07, 2014

Just detected a lie!

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by LieDetector(m): 8:57pm On Nov 07, 2014

theDreamer2:
Don't do anything, jux stay there, sleep on it infact.
Ur moniker says it all

thanks bro. I won't do anything

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by Nobody: 8:58pm On Nov 07, 2014

LieDetector:
i met this girl in the beach yesterday. She looks hot. I collected her number from her. Today I called and asked her to come over. In a span of 2mins, she's at my doorstep. I went to my fridge to get her a chilled drink and on coming out, i saw she's stripped. I started fùcking her and i'm still fùcking her but right now as i'm typing, my dick is stuck in her pussyy. I have begged her to release me but she declined.

What do I do?

Candid replies please

mumu

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Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by mperoakeem(m): 8:58pm On Nov 07, 2014

simple logic. Cut am

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by LieDetector(m): 8:58pm On Nov 07, 2014

freshness2020:
..just detected the lies with my lie detector device! Beta try next time man...

penìs still stuck. Please help

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by FLAWLES(f): 8:59pm On Nov 07, 2014

[quote
author=LieDetector post=27815697]i met this girl in the beach
yesterday. She looks hot. I collected her number from her. Today I
called and asked her to come over. In a span of 2mins, she's at my
doorstep. I went to my fridge to get her a chilled drink and on coming
out, i saw she's stripped. I started fùcking her and i'm still fùcking
her but right now as i'm typing, my dick is stuck in her pussyy. I have
begged her to release me but she declined.

What do I do?

Candid replies please angry

[/quote] ur name says it all+u no go Eva fit beat ANDYBLAZE

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by LieDetector(m): 9:01pm On Nov 07, 2014

wilsondave:
mumu

should I call her mumu?

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by freshness2020: 9:02pm On Nov 07, 2014

LieDetector:
penìs still stuck. Please help

..hang on, let me call Albert Einstein right away!

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by LieDetector(m): 9:03pm On Nov 07, 2014

freshness2020:

..hang on, let me call Albert Einstein right away!

please where should I hang?

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by Eggcelent(m): 9:06pm On Nov 07, 2014

Send pictures showing your face and the angle at which the thing is stuck. Until then, I can't prefer a solution

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by freshness2020: 9:10pm On Nov 07, 2014

LieDetector:
please where should I hang?

..hang upside down and relax!

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by LieDetector(m): 9:11pm On Nov 07, 2014

seun please move this to front page. angry

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by LieDetector(m): 9:12pm On Nov 07, 2014

freshness2020:

..hang upside down and relax!

thanks bro

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by freshness2020: 9:17pm On Nov 07, 2014

LieDetector:
seun please move this to front page.

♈όϋ re funny! Move what to front page ?

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by LieDetector(m): 9:25pm On Nov 07, 2014

freshness2020:

♈όϋ re funny! Move what to front page ?

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by DesChyko: 9:26pm On Nov 07, 2014

I'm convinced you're very proud of yourself after posting this, right?

A drug should be invented for containing teenage hormones on rampage.

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by Skillfullulu(m): 9:26pm On Nov 07, 2014

Nonsense

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by Nobody: 9:36pm On Nov 07, 2014

hahahahaha artificial conjoin twins,abeg they waka and follow her anywhere she go.

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by Nobody: 9:37pm On Nov 07, 2014

Picture please.

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by LieDetector(m): 9:38pm On Nov 07, 2014

BreezyRita:
Just detected a lie!

babe will you accept me? I use nokia torch angry

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by LieDetector(m): 9:40pm On Nov 07, 2014

prettythicksme:
hahahahaha artificial conjoin twins,abeg they waka and follow her anywhere she go.

thanks for the advice angry

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by Nobody: 9:41pm On Nov 07, 2014

how long is your prick and how deep is that lady's own. upload the picture of both before I tell you what to do about it

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by Nobody: 11:25pm On Nov 07, 2014

Attention seeker

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by ERCROSS(m): 11:29pm On Nov 07, 2014

LieDetector:
seun please move this to front page.

Seriously..
R u kidding..

This poo deserves being in the trash bin..

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Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by sule5727: 3:05am On Nov 08, 2014

adonbilivit:
lie detected

lie

Re: Please Help : Penìs Just Got Stuck by Nobody: 3:11am On Nov 08, 2014

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Don't think too much,no other person but Rozay

Vote Rozay tommorrow as miss nairaland 2014...God bless you as u do

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