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If Ladies Were Banks......... by Kabidoye(m): 12:19am On Nov 08, 2014
IF LADIES WERE BANKS!!!
The tall slim ones will be called — (Skye Bank)
The robust and spacious ones — (Oceanic Bank)
The ones that move from one relationship to another –(Intercontinental Bank)
The silent but dangerous ones will be — (First InlandBank)
Those who are not cute yet they love being heard –(Bank PHB)
Those who stick to one man– (Fidelity Bank)
Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection– (UBA)
Those that go to any extent to make you sad — (ZenithBank)
Those who are old yet they don’t realize they are no more in vogue — (UnionBank)
The brief and summarized ones — (Micro Finance Bank)
The huge ones that ”standgidigba for ground’ — (FirstBank)
The beautiful, reserved and homely ones — (DiamondBank)
The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke — (GTBank)
The ones with numerous sugar daddies — (AccessBank)
The expensive ones –(Standard Chartered Bank)
The Independent One –(IBTC)
True or False?

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Re: If Ladies Were Banks......... by Alexyswiss(m): 12:24am On Nov 08, 2014
Lmaooooo cheesy
Re: If Ladies Were Banks......... by Lekan247: 12:32am On Nov 08, 2014

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