TEACHER: There will be a Practical Biology test next
week.
Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from
cover to cover like no man's business.
On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering
each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are
visible.
QUESTION 1: Looking at the leg of a bird write,
down its common name, species, family, zoological
name,
habitat etc.
After about 20 mins of frustration and not writing
down anything, Akpos storms to the teacher's desk
and
slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher.
AKPOS: Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going
home!
TEACHER: What a rude boy! Come back here. What
is your name?
Akpos raises his trouser and points to his leg "Oya,
you too, look at my leg and tell me my name, my
surname, my house address, what tribe I come
from". one word for akpos