Omo if na naija ile,na magun(thunderbolt)be that.lol

Neldrizzy:
What you guys don't know is, the woman punnani which most of you guys call Pu-$$Y has a teeth both on the lower and upper region jus like the human teeth arrangement As such, when the ecstasy is almost at its climax during sex, these pu-$$y teeth tends to react whereby holding the man 's Prick!! #****** My 2cent

Fabdedon:
hmmm i tought ur a sociology dude..how come you know dis dan me?

yes bro! Sociologist also deal on health issues!!!

Ishilove:
Rotfl!! Hahahahahahahahah! Nna enh, nka dikwa over-risky. The couple will be afraid to do the tin so that they won't 'gomono'. Lol

I know this happens to dogs and goats,but humans?? Hell no. If you happen to dip your jabulani into a "forbidden grove" and you get stuck, know that magun is in action, not joystick captivus or worrefa.

Joystick captivus ko, ekpon liberation ni. Bwahahahahahahaha!!

jabulani is the female's chest region..... Vuvuzela on the other hand is a long stick that causes people to scream...

lanxlot:
Nawa, Where u do ur own research? wait ist Make gals hear say u say their pussy get teeth.

i will prove it to them, and we will do the experiment here and now!!

If we put magun on all the married women in nairaland.... How many men do you think will do the flip?

jenoncam:

am i lieing??

Lol... I have heard of this. oo.

This is the scientific version : joystick captivus.

Pictures or #Adonbelivit

Just imagine say u Carry girl enter ur papa house thru back door. . Afta una don finish, oga joystick no gree comot n d girl suppose go back home. To make things worse ur father come say make dem go call u from room come. . Ah.. I go pour baby oil tire whether e go dey slippery.

Neldrizzy:
yes bro! Sociologist also deal on health issues!!!

health issues not punny and joystick glueing issues bro

just imagin say na watin u de do wen de trumpet blow nah so u go waka face judgement......nah im ur joystick just hang and angel just decide make e check if d trumpet still de work...paaaaaahhhhhhammm... Awkward moment..!!!!

It reminds of Akpors that bought a sophisticated milking machine to milk his cows..
The machine works by massaging the cows b.reast for milk which in turn gives pleasure to the cow.
So Akpors decided to test the pleasure machine on his p.enis, after two rounds of climax, the penis got stuck.
Akpors reached for his phone and call the manufacturer to learn how to disengate it, only for the oyinbo voice to tell him "Sorry sir, the machine is an automatic milker that disengages after milking 20 gallons off a cow"
Akpors fainted!

Neldrizzy:
i will prove it to them, and we will do the experiment here and now!!

with your sister as the independent variable.

sexyseun:
MAGUN on point!!! BTW if the guy coock sweet well well i would rather glue to him till he gets hard again and we continue

Am from rome.



Cock dey sweet?

sexyseun:
MAGUN on point!!! BTW if the guy coock sweet well well i would rather glue to him till he gets hard again and we continue

I pity d guy wey dey do u! I bet na only big head untop tining neck is wat is left of d guy by now. U go don remove al d nutrient frm d guy body. Lol!

Neldrizzy:
i will prove it to them, and we will do the experiment here and now!!

am waiting..ooo i like practicals to thoeries

Neldrizzy:
am i lieing??

oh no loool

it is due to the high rate of supperglue inside

MizMyColi:
Hilarious

Nairaland Association Of Native Doctors (NAND)
Biko, come and counter this claim.

I booked this space for your spokesman

Hehehehehe

Dayjhihannon01:

this is only associated with witchcraftness in Niaja....

I hail ooo, I haven't heard of "witchcraftness" before ooo
Grammar!

Romanciella:
nice

Not nice.


You too bad.

evegran:



Nice?

I think its scary. :s

yea maybe its a lil bit scary...but atleast it stops some peeps ryt

sexyseun:
MAGUN on point!!! BTW if the guy coock sweet well well i would rather glue to him till he gets hard again and we continue

badooo

Nigga u get am. I taya wen I reach middle, e too long abeg

AdebisiAdeyinka:
[color=#000099][/color]WAKAPASS

who be this small boy?

Alexebo:
church? is dt y u jst murdered grammar or are u stil in holy ghost captivus

Mr Grammarian Na pidgin i take type. still better than your abbreviations.

May be the shape n size of the guy's dick does nt match the size of her pussy.