Not so long after the launch of iphone 6, apple have released the iphone 7. This phone's features include the new handshake technology which enables you shake hands of the person on the other side of the call. You can also speak to dead relatives and communicate with spirits and ghosts. Other features include live streams of parties in heaven and torture in hell. It comes with a 10000000TG device memory and 50000000TG ram. The camera of this new phone comes the latest xray lens which enables you take nude photos of your friends and family. You can also download your favourite meals and download cold drinks whenever you feel dehydrated.

Price: $100m

Send me an email to place your orders!

Please kindly Click the Like button if You Think This Op is very very Senseless!!

lol.... Comedy section.

this phone go mek sense die..
i know say we go fit use am call God sef.

someone told me it came with ATM so u can withdraw money from ur new iphone 7....

I heard its made of magic... If u knack am for ground come scatter.... E go join together by itself.. then dust it and start using it. .

banjicom:
Please kindly Click the Like button if You Think This Op is very very Senseless!!

I have liked it ooo. Ill take your comment as a compliment

Lstar4real:
I heard its made of magic... If u knack am for ground come scatter.... E go join together by itself.. then dust it and start using it. .

Yes ooo. There is also a "bounce" feature which enables the phone to bounce when it comes in contact with any hard surface. You fit use am play lawn tennis

Jslicky:
[img]http://3.bp..com/-HN-1xjc87LQ/VFxy0XyUeJI/AAAAAAAAAD8/Y03PrI7WQhE/s1600/Aatatyq.jpg[/img]

guy hwfr nah? long time...
when did you escape?

kullozone:

guy hwfr nah? long time...
when did you escape?

Bro, not too far oo. I'm still at the facility. I had tried to escape and even deviced an escape plan. I intended to sneak up on the guards, beat them up and escape but when I got to the gate there was not one there and it was wide open. I had to go back.

Ill try again when the guards are at the gate. Be there @ 9pm to pick me up.

[size=8pt][/size] y I love nairaland so much the deranged yaba left patients running lose Nice one op. I also heard u can fold it to the size of a Biro

hahn:


Bro, not too far oo. I'm still at the facility. I had tried to escape and even deviced an escape plan. I intended to sneak up on the guards, beat them up and escape but when I got to the gate there was not one there and it was wide open. I had to go back.

Ill try again when the guards are at the gate. Be there @ 9pm to pick me up.

lol
no probs g
buh am vry sure dey'll do evrytin to get u bak..ur an asset u knw!

banjicom:
Please kindly Click like button if...

no hard. feelings bro.
this is a joke. guess you were disappointed, no vex
u've just used iPhone 8 to discribe him. c'mon.

Good one bro,u try.... The phone also gives you the ”Mark” if you want it :-P

hahn:
Not so long after the launch of iphone 6, apple have released the iphone 7. This phone's features include the new handshake technology which enables you shake hands of the person on the other side of the call. You can also speak to dead relatives and communicate with spirits and ghosts. Other features include live streams of parties in heaven and torture in hell. It comes with a 10000000TG device memory and 50000000TG ram. The camera of this new phone comes the latest xray lens which enables you take nude photos of your friends and family. You can also download your favourite meals and download cold drinks whenever you feel dehydrated.

Price: $100m

Send me an email to place your orders!

so ow come u find dis funny Ow old ar u? If u r above 18, dn u must b a vry big fool

It smelt SCAM b4 I clicked it...

I heard the phone shouts 'virus alert' whenever an ugly girl passes by. Biko, how true?