He got 99 iPhones but gettin’ hitched ain’t
done.

With “Singles’ Day” looming in China (Nov.
11), one man thought the time was right to
try to tie the knot with his girlfriend,
preventing them both from having to
participate in any future 11/11 festivities.
As a keystone of the young programmer’s
marriage proposal were 99 iPhones 6’s
placed on the ground and arranged in the
form of a heart. The setup, as reported
by The Nanfang , cost the love-bitten chap
two years’ salary (about $82,000).
But that evidently wasn’t enough. She said
no. Siri, how do you mend a broken heart?
(weibo.com)