Call me a bastard If u no laugh part5:SMART CHINESE MAN
Before going to Europe on business, a Chinese
man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New
York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of
$5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requests
collateral.
“Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce,”
the Chinese man says.
The loan officer promptly has the car driven into
the bank’s underground parking for safe keeping
and gives the man the $5,000.
Two weeks later, the Chinese man walks through
the bank’s doors and asks to settle up his loan
and get his car back.
“That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in
interest,” the loan officer says.
The Chinese man writes out a check and starts
to walk away.
“Wait, sir,” the loan officer says. “You are a
millionaire. Why in the world would you need to
borrow $5,000?”
The Chinese man smiles, “Where else could I
find a safer place to park my Rolls-Royce in
Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40? https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=571339816293605&_rdr

You are not a Bastard.

lols

Bastard

I've you ever wondered why many girls use smileys and short replies when chatting nowadays? Seriously, I have come to realize why most girls do.

I was chatting with this babe yesterday and I was Like...

ME: How are you dear?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: How was your day?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: How is your family?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: Are you missing me?
GIRL: No.
ME: But I'm missing you
GIRL: Tanks.
ME: I'm not feeling well
GIRL: Sowi
ME: So how was ya day?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: are you busy?
GIRL: No
ME: Are you with someone over there?
GIRL: No.
ME: What? Why don't you type something interesting instead of sending me short replies?
GIRL: K
ME: Type something now!
GIRL: K
ME: Ok! Ok so its true.
GIRL: Dat wat?
ME: I've heard you failed your English exams.. Click http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=330. To continue

Tapout:
I didn't laugh, only smiled. ..so you be basta.....make I pity u, it's too early

me too i didnt laugh i only smiled, besides its not a joke its just a kinda smartness, i wonder if this smartnes is applicable here in Nigeria