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Unlimited Akpos Jokes For You! by Ybholy(m): 10:31am On Nov 11, 2014 |
Akpos walked into a hotel and ordered Jollof rice and meat. He finished eating his food and was eating his meat when he suddenly shouted and called for the manager. Manager: Sir, what's the problem?. Akpos: The meat you people gave me is very hard. Manager: But sir our meats are well cooked. There is no way it will be hard. Akpos: Okay. Eat it yourself and tell me how it is. Manager: [Eating the meat] But sir this meat is very soft. I don't know why you are complaining. Akpos: Why won't it be soft? Do you know how long I have been chewing it?. AKPOS IN A MATHEMATIC CLASS TO SOLVE A QUESTION¤¤ In a mathematics class, the teacher wrote on the blackboard 8xy+3gy-14(18/3)=3g-7yx Then he called little Akpos and said “Please Akpos come and solve this little problem for us” Gladly and quickly, Akpos walked to the blackboard, took the duster and wiped the whole blackboard clean.. Then he turns to the teacher and says, ”The problem is solved and disappear sir. Welcome , Teacher said; The 1st person to answer my question will go home early. Akpos Threw His Bag Outside. Teacher asked; Whose bag is that?. Akpos answered; It's mine. Bye! One word for Akpos. A girl in her sleep was dreaming. She dreamt dat she was engaged on feb 14th. Still in her sleep, she was getting married to d same lucky man. After d wedding, she became pregnant and was rushed 2 d delivery room and d nurse ask her 2 push. She pushed and delivered a baby BOY, but d nurse told her it was still remaining, she pushed and delivered d second baby Girl, and she was told it was still remaining another baby. As she was trying to push d third baby out, her room mate shouted "Justina wake up! U don shit for bed ooooooh". AKPOS was kissing a girl when... Continue Reading Unread Jokes at http://.com . |
Re: Unlimited Akpos Jokes For You! by SexyRihanna(f): 11:07am On Nov 11, 2014 |
akpors no go kill someone o |
Re: Unlimited Akpos Jokes For You! by nairajokes: 12:23pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
I've you ever wondered why many girls use smileys and short replies when chatting nowadays? Seriously, I have come to realize why most girls do. I was chatting with this babe yesterday and I was Like... ME: How are you dear? GIRL: 5n. ME: How was your day? GIRL: 5n. ME: How is your family? GIRL: 5n. ME: Are you missing me? GIRL: No. ME: But I'm missing you GIRL: Tanks. ME: I'm not feeling well GIRL: Sowi ME: So how was ya day? GIRL: 5n. ME: are you busy? GIRL: No ME: Are you with someone over there? GIRL: No. ME: What? Why don't you type something interesting instead of sending me short replies? GIRL: K ME: Type something now! GIRL: K ME: Ok! Ok so its true. GIRL: Dat wat? ME: I've heard you failed your English exams.. Click http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=330 |
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