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Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 12:15pm On Nov 12, 2014
Lets discuss those weird things you do as a webmaster
I start with me
-clicking links I know is a spam just to view the website design
-warning people not to spam your site even when you will spam any other site at the slightest opportunity


-this one specially applies to dhtml or dhtml18 : always yabbing wapka sites

drop ya own
lets catch some fun
#i remain www.naijaxplorer.tk

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Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 12:30pm On Nov 12, 2014
Getting jealous when ever u see a profitable website with same niche as yours.

Never clicking the ads in other websites.

Thinking of New topic/article/tutorial to write every now and then.

Always helping people for free.... Just so they'll trust you.

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Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 12:59pm On Nov 12, 2014
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Getting jealous when ever u see a profitable website with same niche as yours.

Never clicking the ads in other websites.

Thinking of New topic/article/tutorial to write every now and then.

Always helping people for free.... Just so they'll trust you.




lol
but I click ads on other websites I love



cant believe this made Fp
*dancing skelewu*

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Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 2:24pm On Nov 12, 2014
*Coughs* until i see a wapka site that beats www.Nairaland.com - i shall always say that wakpamasters are not webmasters!

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Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by dhtml(m): 2:29pm On Nov 12, 2014
I hate wapkamasters, always calling themselves webmasters. Seun should create a section called wakpamasters make we throway them put - as they are not fit to be called webmasters (and never will be).

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Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 2:37pm On Nov 12, 2014
dhtml:
I hate wapkamasters, always calling themselves webmasters. Seun should create a section called wakpamasters make we throway them put - as they are not fit to be called webmasters (and never will be).
i'll make sure I surprise you
you'll be sorry you said this mark my words
#nothreatmeant

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Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by fleps(m): 2:38pm On Nov 12, 2014
dhtml18:
*Coughs* until i see a wapka site that beats www.Nairaland.com - i shall always say that wakpamasters are not webmasters!

Now I doff my my hat for whoever designed that website. That's nice.

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Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 5:20pm On Nov 12, 2014
dhtml18:
*Coughs* until i see a wapka site that beats www.Nairaland.com - i shall always say that wakpamasters are not webmasters!



cheesy grin you know very well I can do better than that bro...... Also I'm more of a programmer/Developer so I don't stress if you say I'm not a webmaster, I can code even heaven with wapka with my JavaScript/jQuery/CSS knowledge.... It won't take me 2hours to clone that Nairaland site but I just don't say wow to that type of design.... Also check this wapka sites with Pc when you're less busy Naijazoom.com, Hmtsoft.com and Guruswapaz.net my site Naijazoom had powerful features back in july but I removed em cos of adsense, I'm even working on a notification system on my site where you get notified if user comment or likes your post... I just stopped adding features because of adsense (needed a simple design). I'm going to switch to Sever Side (PHP) next year when I finish my Quest with PHP/MySql... But Naijazoom will remain on wapka... Till when they support Php in future.... I don't brag... My work will speak for me.... When I finish my PHP script... Nairaland is too simple bro maybe you can't do a design like that on your own.... Give me something harder to code... I've even looked it up on my Console and debugged it, no much Js library the owner just know how to design style sheets.. wink #Peace

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Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 5:36pm On Nov 12, 2014
Naijazoom:




cheesy grin you know very well I can do better than that bro...... Also I'm more of a programmer/Developer so I don't stress if you say I'm not a webmaster, I can code even heaven with wapka with my JavaScript/jQuery/CSS knowledge.... It won't take me 2hours to clone that Nairaland site but I just don't say wow to that type of design.... Also check this wapka sites with Pc when you're less busy Naijazoom.com, Hmtsoft.com and Guruswapaz.net my site Naijazoom had powerful features back in july but I removed em cos of adsense, I'm even working on a notification system on my site where you get notified if user comment or likes your post... I just stopped adding features because of adsense (needed a simple design). I'm going to switch to Sever Side (PHP) next year when I finish my Quest with PHP/MySql... But Naijazoom will remain on wapka... Till when they support Php in future.... I don't brag... My work will speak for me.... When I finish my PHP script... Nairaland is too simple bro maybe you can't do a design like that on your own.... Give me something harder to code... I've even looked it up on my Console and debugged it, no much Js library the owner just know how to design style sheets.. wink #Peace



I use to think wapka was pure Shiit till I came across your website.

They're some wapka site u'd see and then ask yourself if the owner of the site was just playing or have no knowledge of CSS or JavaScript.

I know khaynet is trying really hard to build something outstanding and marvelous, but to tell you the truth.... He's website have no taste.
Its like a dirty compound.

I'm currently going through a tutorial on HTML, CSS and JavaScript... Hopefully in the next 3months I'd be able to build a cool and simple website that I can call my own.



For now, Wapka is shiiit.

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Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 5:44pm On Nov 12, 2014
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I use to think wapka was pure Shiit till I came across your website.

They're some wapka site u'd see and then ask yourself if the owner of the site was just playing or have no knowledge of CSS or JavaScript.

I know khaynet is trying really hard to build something outstanding and marvelous, but to tell you the truth.... He's website have no taste.
Its like a dirty compound.

I'm currently going through a tutorial on HTML, CSS and JavaScript... Hopefully in the next 3months I'd be able to build a cool and simple website that I can call my own.



For now, Wapka is shiiit.
choi na my site b dirty compound grin
anyway its opttimized for mobile view they are my target
Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 5:47pm On Nov 12, 2014
Khaynet:

choi na my site b dirty compound grin
anyway its opttimized for mobile view they are my target
no bro!
Sorry for the hard word.
I couldn't find any other word to use.
I admire u though, because creating a thing like that takes time and effort.
Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 6:18pm On Nov 12, 2014
[quote author=]Wapka is Shiit[/quote]

Lolz cos it's Hard?
Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by maekhel(m): 6:27pm On Nov 12, 2014
all these wapka sites irritates me, if u want to be called webmaster then learn the real thing.

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Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by maekhel(m): 6:29pm On Nov 12, 2014
Naijazoom:


Lolz cos it's Hard?
wat is dis one saying
Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Codedboy95(m): 6:29pm On Nov 12, 2014
bla bla bla bla.. dropped wapka 2yrs back.. i will say it really helped me tho. i am now based on php, started learning python last week.. and i will say it has been fun smiley

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Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 6:29pm On Nov 12, 2014
Naijazoom:


Lolz cos it's Hard?
No... I think its easy coz its shiit.
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Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by moderatorr: 6:34pm On Nov 12, 2014
Codedboy95:
bla bla bla bla.. dropped wapka 2yrs back.. i will say it really helped me tho. i am now based on php, started learning python last week.. and i will say it has been fun smiley
fun until e reach to design site with it smiley
Then you have to start writing your own plugins for every single thing that PHP does by default.

Here is where to learn all the web design
Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Codedboy95(m): 6:36pm On Nov 12, 2014
moderatorr:
fun until e reach to design site with it smiley
Then you have to start writing your own plugins for every single thing that PHP does by default.
i will get there grin grin
Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by KidProgrammer(m): 6:55pm On Nov 12, 2014
kidprogrammer:
Getting jealous when ever u see a profitable website with same niche as yours.

Never clicking the ads in other websites.

Always helping people for free.... Just so they'll trust you.




Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 6:57pm On Nov 12, 2014
Codedboy95:
bla bla bla bla.. dropped wapka 2yrs back.. i will say it really helped me tho. i am now based on php, started learning python last week.. and i will say it has been fun smiley

Guy u fit pass me video for Python...?


The link.
Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 6:57pm On Nov 12, 2014
Hmm, now I know how dumb people can be to be calling "wapka" like it's a Markup language or Scripting lang.... Wapka is a builder for christ sake... And I can do almost everything with it...... Check this article out www.google.com/search?q=The+Evolution+Of+Wapka
Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Codedboy95(m): 7:23pm On Nov 12, 2014
Naijazoom:
Hmm, now I know how dumb people can be to be calling "wapka" like it's a Markup language or Scripting lang.... Wapka is a builder for christ sake... And I can do almost everything with it...... Check this article out www.google.com/search?q=The+Evolution+Of+Wapka
Mr man wapka is not a programing language :| if martins decides to delete wapka all your works will be gone
Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Codedboy95(m): 7:24pm On Nov 12, 2014
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Guy u fit pass me video for Python...?


The link.
i don't have video tutorial.. i only have ebooks on it
Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 7:29pm On Nov 12, 2014
Codedboy95:
Mr man wapka is not a programing language :| if martins decides to delete wapka all your works will be gone

What's this one even saying? You are fo0'lish! Did I say wapka is a programming lang? The way You reply shows you don't even look like a programmer... You're just a wannabe programmer..... Go learn some coding... And show us your site....

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Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Codedboy95(m): 7:50pm On Nov 12, 2014
Naijazoom:


What's this one even saying? You are fo0'lish! Did I say wapka is a programming lang? The way You reply shows you don't even look like a programmer... You're just a wannabe programmer..... Go learn some coding... And show us your site....
Take heart bro the truth is bitter.... i can see my post entered your bone marrow but it's the truth grin grin

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Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 7:56pm On Nov 12, 2014
Codedboy95:
Take heart bro the truth is bitter.... i can see my post entered your bone marrow but it's the truth grin grin

Give us a Link to your PHP site sir? And I will tell you who coded the script you're using.........
Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Codedboy95(m): 8:07pm On Nov 12, 2014
Naijazoom:


Give us a Link to your PHP site sir? And I will tell you who coded the script you're using.........
okay i give up.. you caught me clap for yourself.. just for record purpose i don't do pbnl if that's what you're thinking of.. grin grin
Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 8:34pm On Nov 12, 2014
Codedboy95:
Take heart bro the truth is bitter.... i can see my post entered your bone marrow but it's the truth grin grin
Truth is very bitter i tell ya. It is not that i hate these guys, but i wish they will learn something more realistic e.g. wordpress sef.
Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by moderatorr: 8:42pm On Nov 12, 2014
post=27956912:

Guy u fit pass me video for Python...?


The link.
I have it all, learn at your own risk. Snakes are dangerous.
Join Brain tem .org (join the spaces)
Then search for python tutorials or php tutorials.
You can also call directly if you want.

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Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by Nobody: 8:43pm On Nov 12, 2014
one day you people yabbing wapka
especially you that called my site a dirty compound grin grin grin
will all look back and say
"and when he started I was yabbing him o"
but never worry I'll give you free advert spaces grin grin grin grin grin

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