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Old Age Benefits by Migines(m): 1:25pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
Old Age Benefits Yes, being over 50 does have its advantages, 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m. 9. You can live without sex (but not without glasses). 10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. 11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with the elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service. 19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. 21. You can't remember who sent you this. |
Re: Old Age Benefits by clemcykul(f): 1:43pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
aww am eager to get old ![]() ![]() we shall retire togeda, *day dreams* to your mansion ![]() wunt we dear ![]() ![]() |
Re: Old Age Benefits by Migines(m): 1:45pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
We sure will honnie |
Re: Old Age Benefits by romsky: 1:47pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
lubbish |
Re: Old Age Benefits by krama(m): 8:53pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
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Re: Old Age Benefits by sholabanke(m): 9:42pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
am sorry let kno ur age |
Re: Old Age Benefits by Bbeee: 10:06pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
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Re: Old Age Benefits by mohawkchic(f): 10:13pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
Migines: ~Hilarious ![]() |
Re: Old Age Benefits by Gabry(f): 9:41am On Nov 25, 2008 |
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Re: Old Age Benefits by clemcykul(f): 10:21am On Nov 25, 2008 |
Migines:aww am having acute de ja vuu ![]() ![]() |
Re: Old Age Benefits by sima(f): 9:27pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
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Re: Old Age Benefits by sholabanke(m): 11:00am On Nov 26, 2008 |
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Re: Old Age Benefits by clemcykul(f): 11:31am On Nov 26, 2008 |
if u are confused why show urslef ![]() omo ga o |
Re: Old Age Benefits by sholabanke(m): 1:53pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
how is it? up to Kilimanjaro mountain? |
Re: Old Age Benefits by Migines(m): 5:02pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
sholabanke:you wanna knw if we can date innit? |
Re: Old Age Benefits by tosinadeda: 7:53pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
u try small ![]() |
Re: Old Age Benefits by clemcykul(f): 12:12pm On Nov 27, 2008 |
thanks *grins* |
Re: Old Age Benefits by sholabanke(m): 6:07pm On Nov 27, 2008 |
Migines:tallk if you want talk |
Re: Old Age Benefits by sima(f): 7:29am On Nov 28, 2008 |
i'm not talkin jor ![]() |
Re: Old Age Benefits by skipo87(m): 8:03am On Nov 28, 2008 |
sima:hmm!!! when a woman doesnt think |
Re: Old Age Benefits by sima(f): 8:08am On Nov 28, 2008 |
skipo87:when men totally lose it |
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